Madi and Mom

Madi and Mom
Down Home in NC

Thursday, August 26, 2010

I have a confession

I TALK THE TALK, BUT I DON'T WALK THE WALK
OF A
D I V A .....IN CONTROL OF HER DOMAIN

AS SOON AS ......
COMES OUT, I RUN AND HIDE!!!

AND COVER MY FACE......

I'M A CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF PABST (plastic attack bags therapy)
BUT NOTHING WORKS; however, the liquid refreshments served give me courage.
AND WE DON'T KNOW WHY THEY SCARE ME!!!
BECAUSE I LOVE PAPER BAGS....
ANY IDEAS ON THIS PHOBIA I HAVE?
SINCERELY,
MADI THE FRAIDY CAT.

30 comments:

  1. hmmm, miss madi, i wish i could help, but i don't know what it could be about those plastic-y baggies that's givin' you the jibblies. maybe it's the noise they make? i think you should make your mama get rid of them all, and then you won't have to worry about them any more!!
    *woof*
    the booker man

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  2. ROFL! You crack me up! I had no idea you were a diva. I'm not worthy!

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  3. Oooo Maybe you is part horse cuz Mommy's horses are very scared of them plastic baggies!

    Love,
    Ruthie

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  4. MAN Madi,
    I have no idea. maybe it is the crunchy noise that they make. They are harmless!!!

    wags
    jazzi

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  5. Sorry, beautiful girl, we don't have a clue; we love to kill them and Sukki chews on them until Mommy catches her=Sukki has a plastic fetish!!...Hope you overcome your fears and kill them all soon :)...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki

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  6. Oh you and me girl, I hate them to, all that shaking and rustling, oh and bin bag I run a mile!!!
    See Yea George xxx

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  7. Hi Madi,
    I don't like those plastic baggie thingies either. They make funny noises that my ears think is scary. I don't like doorbells either. There should be a law against all those scary noises.
    Purrs & Kisses,
    Cindi Lou

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  8. Uh, Madi if dis is your domain and castle then why you even allow them in da house? I thinks it your peoples dat be needing da help. Sit them down and explain dat they not to bring them in da house....er, I mean castle.
    They just too doggone laoud dats fur sures!

    Puddles

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  9. Hmmmm....sorta sounds like Billy's fear of papers rattling! Never figured out that one. Guess we all gotta have one fear though.

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  10. We all have our fears...for me it's "frogs"
    I do not like them!!
    Your fear is plastic bags....paper bags are better for the environment anyway :)

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  11. I don't know, Madi. Rosie and Sweet Pea like plastic bags. Maybe it is the sound they make? Did you ever get yourself trapped in one??

    Your pal, Pip

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  12. Madi,

    Plastic bags is bad for da environment so just tells your mom and dad you is goin green and wants dem all removed from da house!

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

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  13. Madi, is PABST for da kittehs only, or can a doxin join? If so, would you please forward me there contact information.

    MinnaK

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  14. No worries...dear one. Our Tahoe has a deathly fear of the vacuum cleaner. PABST is just part of being a cat!!!

    Love, love love this post. As always I so enjoy coming here to visit.

    And about the meme for Thursday Theme...there just HAS to be cat songs? What about "Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat...what are you feeding me?" By The TV program Friends' and Phoebe Buffet?

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  15. Oh dear Madi, this is getting serious!We can't have you retreating to life in a cardboard box every time you see a plastic bag.
    Now Martha is not keen on any bags but Bailey usually knows there are treats if mum has been to the supermarket so she is always in plastic bags.
    Indeed even when they belong to someone else!
    Perhpas your mom could start pulling out a little treat for you so you know the bag has a nice thing and is not scary.
    Let us know how you ger on cos we don't want you having to go into rehab.
    love
    Martha and Bailey xxx

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  16. Madi, I breaks our hearts to see you scared...
    Mean, old, rotten, plastic bags!
    ~K and the Pups

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  17. Does Madi get a blue ribbon for PABST member?

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  18. Hmmmm, that a good question. Maybe cuz it makes crinkley noises.

    MOL @ the Blue Ribbon comment!

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  19. Oh, me darlin' Madi. If only I was nigh, I'd pull out me sabers and run that plastic bag through! No plastic bag would ever torment my love - not whilst I was around! Methinks ye are very wise to hide yerself while the scoundrel is about. One can ne'er be too careful.

    I be sendin' you gentle nose kisses and head bumps, me sweet.

    Your servant,
    Cap'n Ripley

    P.S. from mom - I don't have any ideas why she might be afraid of bags. When Ripley's sister, Molly, was a kitten, she got her head through the handle of a plastic bag and it scared her to death as it "chased" her around the house. I alternated from being terrified that she would hurt herself to laughing hysterically at the sight. (Kittens can run REALLY fast!) Luckily, we were able to corner her and get it off and she was just fine. But who knows? Maybe something like that happened to Madi when you all were gone one time? Just a WILD guess.

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  20. Maybe when you were a wee kitten something in a plastic bag startled you and traumatized you for life?! Poor Madi!
    Chin Scratches to you,
    Hugs to Mom,
    Kathy
    Raider sends his licks, but I'm sure you wouldn't like them either! :)

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  21. PS...I thought of another song...LOL

    :What's NEW Pussy Cat:

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  22. Madi, we are hot footing it over to you to protect you from the evil plastic bags.

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  23. Hi Madi

    Most of my siblings are scared the plastic bags too. The noise is what bothers them. It always shocks Momma how noise tolerant I am. She sometimes wonders about my hearing, but she knows I hear purrfectly fine. So we just think it's the crinkly noise factor that you don't like.

    purrin

    xo
    Abby

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  24. Poor Diva Madi....the Pabst will always get ya...one way or another...HA!

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  25. Madi!
    Plastic bags make a sound that I like a lot. I know I can destroy them!
    But... metallic sounds.... Oh-my... I´d go to hide in a box if I could!
    Take care
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  26. Those plastic bags do make a lot of noise...maybe that's what scares you, Madi?? But that's okay...you should stay away from those bags...

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  27. Doesn't your cat food arrive in a plastic bag???

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  28. Aw sweetie pie. Mommy should banish all plastic bags for-evah for the di-vah! It's purrrfectly reasonable. ;o)

    *head butts*

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