Madi and Mom

Madi and Mom
Down Home in NC

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

MOM SAYS SHE LOVES ME MOST....

BUT THIS TIME OF YEAR THE WILD BIRDS IN THE YARD GIVE ME A RUN FOR MY MONEY!! 
LOOK WHAT SHE RECENTLY BROUGHT HOME
1 NEW BIRD FEEDER, LOTS OF SEED AND 6 CAKES OF SUET.  THANKFULLY NO PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE.
 MOM DO YOU REALIZE HOW MUCH MONEY YOU DID NOT SPEND ON ME? 
 THE CONTRAPTION THAT I'M SNIFFING IS A BIRD FOUNTAIN/BATH.
HEY MAYBE THIS ISN'T ALL BAD. I'LL BE ON THE FRONT ROW OF THE 'CHEAP SEATS'!!!

 ALL I CAN SAY IS THOSE BIRDS BETTER BE VERY ENTERTAINING OR THERE WILL BE DEMERITS. 

 MOM SPENT  87 HOURS TOO MUCH TIME IN THE YARD REDOING ALL OF THE FEEDERS...I KNOW THIS BECAUSE I WATCHED HER...THEN I WAITED AND WAITED AND WAITED FOR THE SHOW TO START. MOM SAID IT SOMETIMES TAKES THE BIRDS A DAY OR SO TO GET USED TO NEW FEEDERS.

MOM TOLD ME I NEED TO BE NICE TO THE BIRDS...
WELL DUH I'M AN INDOOR ONLY CAT.  THEY ARE THE ONES WHO WILL BE TEASING ME.

FELINE BIRD HUMOR: 
HOW DID A CAT TAKE FIRST PRIZE AT THE BIRD SHOW?
ANSWER:  SHE JUMPED UP TO THE CAGE, REACHED IN AND TOOK IT!!! MOL 

22 comments:

  1. Oh, I dont know bout those birds Madi. I think they will make you crazy. Your mom should rethink this and right, she totally NEEDS to spend the money on YOU!!! The Diva girl!!

    wags
    Jazzi

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  2. Madi, just think of the entertainment you will have when all the little birds arrive. Reserve your seat in a nice sunny spot and take in the show.

    Those little birds have some fancy looking feeders, they should be arriving in flocks pretty soon.

    Purrs & Hugs,
    Cindi Lou and J
    and
    The Kitten Krew

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  3. Well furst, I can't believes your mom went and spent all dat money on da BIRDS and you didn't get nuttin...no treats, no toys...I mean you can't even haves da bird as a toy OR a treat. Dats wrong.
    And second, now you has to WAIT furs da birds to come check out their new buffet.

    Puddles

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  4. Sure hope your front row seat is confy. It will be a fun show!

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  5. It does sounds like you have months and months of entertainment to look forward to, Madi. I know our kitties enjoy the window a lot in the spring. Their favorite times is when it's not too hot or cold and the window can be open and there's just the screen between them and the action. I guess the smells are an added attraction.

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  6. Can't wait for da show to start.....Hope to see fotos of da birds too when dey arrives.

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  7. Hee Hee! Good one. Just you wait... once those birds start comin' you'll have your own TV bird channel right out your window.

    pawhugs, Max

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  8. Madi,

    Da nerve of your mom not spendin' all dat money on you! ;) I sure hopes all da birds come to pay you a visit soon. Happy Tuesday my furiend!

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

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  9. WOW, look at your green yard! The weather looks beautiful!! I hope the birds are as happy as can be and Madi enjoys watching them! Maybe Madi should get your camera ready!
    I hope you had a Happy Valentines Day!
    xxoo
    Deborah

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  10. Hey Madi, you'd be MOL except you got a mouthful of feathers :)

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  11. Madi, my boys know how you feel! We used to have about 8 feeders in our yard. My youngest son would say to his older brother, "Mom's spending our inheritance on those dumb birds!" MOL BOL LOL

    Unique bird fountain/bath! Hope we get a video of how it works.
    Chin scratches to soothe your ruffled feathers
    Hugs to Mom for feeding the wild birds!

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  12. Good joke!

    Madi--Think of these as entertainment devices for YOU!!!! Mom loves you so much, she just wants you to have your own outdoor show. You'll let us know if it's a good one?

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  13. Oh, you're going to have quite the show out there, once the birds come back. You'll be growling and chattering away. It's like having your own private theatre.

    I have to go to the pet store today for more special food for my prima donnas (and primo don). Maybe I'll find something neat for the birds, too.

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  14. Oh, Madi, that second picture of you is even MORE gorgemous than usual. I can't wait for your entertainment...er...birds to show up.

    Wiggles & Wags,
    Mayzie

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  15. We have a million bird feeders in Zone 3! I love to watch the birdies and listen to them sing to me. Your joke was a hoot! Thanks for the smile!

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  16. Do you think you will be able to tear yourself away from Bird TV? You have a lot of entertainment ahead.

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  17. Madi, you are going to have a great show to watch soon! It will be fun!!! Lots of love, Holly and mom

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  18. Madi
    Those were some excellent pictures from your Mom's new camera. WE do think that you will be getting the benefit of Birdie-TV out of this deal and it might get quite interesting.

    But, I do think you deserve some new treats.

    purrin
    xoxoxo

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  19. Bawhahahahaha, that's a funny joke. When my mom and papa first met, my papa had a cat named Tommy. Do you know how he acquired this cat - Tommy belonged to his landlord, but one afternoon he was bored and reached in and grabbed their bird! They kicked him out and my papa took him in. Tommy lived happily ever after with us (passed away a couple of years ago), but we kept him far away from birds.

    Your pal, Pip

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  20. Madi, we think your mom actually bought all those feeders and stuff for you so you'll have some great entertainment!!

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  21. Haaa!
    That is the best way to take the first prize!
    I am sure the birdies love all the things your mom bought for them!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  22. I love the waterer/birdbath....
    Have the squirrels tried it yet?
    xoxo
    ~K

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