Madi and Mom

Madi and Mom
Down Home in NC

Monday, August 8, 2011

EASY STEPS TO SHARING YOUR FURS

 WAIT UNTIL THE SIDE OF THE SPREAD THAT TOUCHES THE SHEET AND BLANKET THAT MOM PULLS UP TO HER FACE ARE EXPOSED.

1. HOP UP ON IT THE EVER SO SLOWLY WALLOW AROUND UNTIL YOUR TUMMY IS COMFY THEN STRETCH OUT ONE PAW
 2. CONCENTRATE VERY HARD COUNTING TO 5
THEN STRETCH OUT THE OTHER PAW. ALL THE STRETCHING IS SURE TO DISTRIBUTE YOUR LOVELY FURS
EVENLY
 3. NOW SLOWLY WITHDRAW BOTH OF YOUR FURRY PAWS BUT BE VERY CAREFUL NOT TO FALL OFF THE EDGE OF THE BED
 4. TURN SLOWLY FACE THE OTHER DIRECTION THIS WILL ASSURE THAT YOU HAVE SHARED YOUR FURS

BE SURE NOT TO MOL WHEN MOM SNEEZES....
SINCERELY,
MADI

30 comments:

  1. Very good tutorial Madi! I will being trying this tonight! You look so lady like!

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  2. Madi, your instructions are very easy to follow and I will give it a try tonight just before mom goes to bed. You look so sweet and elegant that even if your mom walked into the room she would never suspect you plan.

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou

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  3. MOL... I take note ! What a great trick : )
    and Madi, Happy World Cat to you !
    Don't forget to get spoil rotten from your mom ( she can't say no today ; )
    xoxo

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  4. My pawrents bed is to high for me yet, and my furs don't come off easy. Any ideas on what I could do? Puppy kisses, to my BFFF, Miss Mindy

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  5. Madi, that was a great instructional sequence. As soon as the weather cools enough for the mom to turn off the stupid fan that blows on her all night, we'll practice this. 'Cause right now we don't want to be blasted by that breeze! Ha!

    Happy World Cat Day to you!

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  6. Great di-rections, Madi....butt when do you jump on your peep's face? Just askin!

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  7. You know what is good to do too? Stand in front of a window that the sun is pouring through then have a good ol' ear scratch. The hoomans will be sure to see the furrs fly about and settle on pretty much everything :)xx

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  8. You look like a Princess up there, Madi!

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  9. sounds like you have it down Purr-fect Madi!! great lesson fur us all!!!

    wags
    Jazzi and Addy

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  10. Ozabella has taken very good notes here! I am certain she will have it down pat in no time! Happy Cat Day!

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  11. Raider wanted me to tell you:
    Your fur sharing exercises had very good instructions!

    I have a few techniques of my own!
    Reddish Golden Retriever dog fur is ALL over our home! BOL

    Mom says it's all my fault that the vacuum is revolting from being over worked! I'm just adding more fluff to the carpet! They're never happy!
    Your wolfie buddy, Raider

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  12. Very nice, Madi! I will have to try these tips - especially the part about being careful not to fall off the bed! I actually have fallen off the bed a couple of times and it is no fun!

    Your pal, Pip

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  13. LOL Madi!!! My boys are expert fur distributors and they all agree that your technique looks might fine :-)

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  14. You have a great game plan and executed it well.
    I KNOW you mom must have LOVED it! *snicker

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  15. Very well said :)
    you should give on-line classes on this!!

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  16. Happy World Cat Day!! Madi, we use the "scratch like crazy" method--but yours is much more classy.

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  17. And, make sure you do it extra often at this time of the year, when you're shedding your summer furs. It's almost as good as in the very early Spring, when you're shedding your Winter furs.

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  18. Heehee!! You is funnies!! Thanks for sharing your wisdom with us, Madi!!! We looooove your blog! You always bring a smile to our snouts!!

    Licks,
    Ruthie

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  19. We can see you are an expert at spreading your fur around Madi.

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  20. Madi
    I learned a lot from your post today!

    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ♥Abby♥

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  21. Madi, you have it down perfect!!! Lots of love, Debbie & Holly

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  22. Own Madi!!! Thanks for your instructions!
    Kisses

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  23. I love your method it much more DIVAness and divine than mine that are through pedestrian pettings. Happy World Cat Day and do not give too many demerits my Mom almost forgot too until she saw Mr. Puddy's post.

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  24. I am not sharing this with Kramer!

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  25. Good job furring up that blanket, Madi!!

    Happy World Cat Day, Madi...we're sorry your mom forgot about it.

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  26. That mol-ing must be the hardest part!. Jakey says that if you sneak quietly and curl up on your Mama's pillow whilst she is not looking...and follow the same procedure..you may get a couple of more diva kitty giggles...hehehe

    Smileys!
    Dory, Jacob and Bilbo

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  27. These are some very good tips and we will be sure to put them into action this very evening! Thank-you Madi!
    Snuggles and Catnip,
    Bronson,Pepper, and Mom

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  28. Too funny, Madi! I think I will try this approach to spreading my furs! xoxo

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  29. Y'all got that routine down pat my dear!!

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