Madi and Mom

Madi and Mom
Down Home in NC

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

TUESDAY TAIL TALE


MOM CALLS ME A DIVA; HOWEVER,
 I DON'T THINK A TRUE DIVA WOULD TOLERATE THE TEASING AND FLASHY BEAST LIKE I DO.

CASE IN POINT:  
MOM DOESN'T THINK I KNOW IT WHEN SHE  PUTS THINGS ON MY BACK BECAUSE MY FURS ARE SO THICK

BUT I KNOWS EVERY FURS ON MY BODY PERSONALLY AND WHEN ONE IS OUT OF PLACE 
I KNOW 
AND I SHAKE IT OFF ASAP


THEN SHE LASSOS MY TAIL WITH AN EVEN LARGER
RING. THAT RING WAS TOSSED TO THE FLOOR
 WITH ONE SHAKE OF MY MIGHTY TAIL
THEN I HIGH TAILED IT OUT OF REACH
BEFORE SHE COULD TRY IT AGAIN.
MY PARTING WORDS WERE:

FOOL ME ONCE, SAME ON YOU, 
FOOL ME TWICE, SAME ON ME
YES
THERE WILL BE DEMERITS ADDED TO MOM'S
ANNUAL REVIEW
AND I STRONGLY ADVISE MOM TO SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN!!

32 comments:

  1. How could she do that to your beautiful silky furs? Doesn't she know you will have to clean for HOURS just to straighten that mess out? Demerits, indeed, you have our sympathy, dear Madi. Our Mom does stuff like that to us, too. XOXOXO

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  2. Aw Madi, how could your mom do that to your lovely tail furs? You are so right, our moms don't think we notice when they put things on our furs but we do. We are guessing your mom earned lots of demerits after this photo session. Kitty Kisses!

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  3. Madi you are funny. Have a lovely day now!
    Best wishes Molly

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  4. I'd say that's just plain teasing Madi mate! Sometimes Mum blows in my ears when I'm asleep. Guess she thinks it's funny... huh! Deccy x

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  5. thanks Madi, I needed an early morning laugh. i am fasting, no water no coffee no food, having ultra sound on my gall bladder at 8 am still 3 hours of torture so you are helping me through it

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  6. I think you need to start looking for a new assistant, you know what I mean?!

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  7. BAHAHAHAHA! You two could join a circus with those kinda moves!
    Lovies to my BFFF, Miss Mindy

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  8. Oh Madi, that Mom is just out of control. Rings on your tail?? Really. We hope our Mom isn't reading this, it might give her some ideas. Two Two needs to wear a ring on her tail. Hope all of you have a great day.

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  9. OhmMadi. Come over here with us for a few days. Then your mom will regret ringing your sweet tail and you can play with my brothers.

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  10. Madi, don't let your mom know this, but our human used to wrap a long string around Chumley's bushy tail (he was a real string guy), and then she'd split her sides laughing, watching him zoom around in circles, first one way and then the other, trying to catch it. Of course we never knew him, but angel Annie told us all about it.

    So at least you can quickly shake off the silly stuff your mom puts on you!

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  11. RINGS??? you are PRACTICING fur the Gymnastic RINGS... and your mom thought she was teasing you... You were just in TRAINING. She can't pull stuffs on YOU.

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  12. She will be pleased you play catch and fetch with her - my Little2Legs throw things at my tail all the time, rings, balls etc, they get dissapointed when I don't throw them back - your Mom will be very pleased with you that you do throw yours back!

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  13. Oh Madi, just think of Mom as a Pop-Purr-Rott-See.......

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  14. What strange ideas humans get sometimes! I think she's earned a big ol' stinkeye!

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  15. You are so sweet to tolerate those things. And I don't believe for a minute you will try to retaliate. After all, you remember where the food comes from.

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  16. I love your Mom's sense of humor, Madi. I like to tease Cupid too. You and he are such good sports.

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  17. Oh...oh... the dreaded demerits. You are in charge, that's for sure.

    Have a great day.

    pawhugs, Max, Bugsy and Knuckles.

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  18. LOL Madi you go girl :) revenge is awesome :)

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  19. Madi, maybe she was hinting that you were being an under foot kitty in the kitchen! lol
    Don't give her too many demerits, remember she's the one that feeds you!

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  20. I say dock her allowance. You shouldn't put up with such shenanigans!

    Nora

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  21. I thinks you should punish her by withholding snackums....

    It's the only way to teach them.

    Sugar the Who

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  22. Boy your moms demerits are starting to add up! Same on her! Nothing gets past you. Smart girl!
    So good to see you. We've missed you!

    We love you,
    jude,poo,babybella,piper & marley

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  23. Payback can be AWFUL. Mom better watch her back!

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  24. Madi you are a true Diva who knows what it takes to make your Mom happy and put up with those weird human things they do with our fur. It is part of the Mom package.
    Your BFFF Willow

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  25. Aw yah, they think that we dont know but.....we always do. Keep an eye on her ok Madi!!

    wags
    jazzi

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  26. The cats that live with me might produce a well place vomit pile as a warning. Just a suggestion.

    Nubbin wiggles,
    Oskar

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  27. Madi sometimes we have to keep on eye on these pawrents, ya just never know.

    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥

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  28. Mums do the strangest things for their amusement sometimes.

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  29. Humans can be so strange, Madi. Our mom thinks it's so funny to put stuff on us, too. We are not amused. Make her pay, Madi...make her pay.

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  30. Haaa!
    If I were your mom.... I'd be very, very careful!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  31. I like to drape the tickling toy across the boy's backs and watch them walk around with it on...I don't think they like that one either - LOL!!!

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Life is short, spend it with those who make you laugh
TONS OF HUGS
MADI AND Mom
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