Monday, November 19, 2012

CONTRACT NEGOTIATIONS

Now that I'm Mayor of Blogville, I think my fee for posing for pictures should be higher.  
I told mom to show me the money she had in mind.  
 I gave it a sniff, calculated my DIVA EXPENSES:
TIARAS, LIMO, FURS, MANI-PEDIS
AND A STYLIST
 and quickly determined....I will not 
work for less than double her proposition!!

Looks like I'm going to have to call my attorney


Mr. Pip at

Burger, Burger and Bacon to help me negotiate my new Posing contract.


SINCERELY,
MADI(SON) D. CAT

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BREAKING NEWS 
SPEAKING OF PHOTOS AND CONTRACTS....
MY NEW FRIEND, COCCOLINO THE MOST ADORABLE
MINI PIG WITH A PINK NOSE IS HAVING A PET
PHOTO EVENT IN DECEMBER.  CLICK 
HERE TO READ ALL ABOUT IT.  
ONCE THESE NEGOTIATIONS ARE SETTLED,
I'LL SEND MY PICTURE. MOL


41 comments:

  1. My gal pal can help you out with the furs. I am sure she would not charge you at all.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  2. Good luck Madi. I work for treats and luffins. Mommy says I'm a cheap date. Is that good? XOXOXO from your favorite mancat, Prancer Pie.

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  3. You could buy a lot of bones with all that money! Just saying!

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  4. Woof! Woof! Oh My $20. We did visit Coccolino's blog, how cute. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  5. At least you've got a good attorney on your side! Good luck.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  6. You sure drive a hard bargain Madi. I hope you and mom can reach a compromise soon as we wouldn't want to be deprived of seeing pictures of you.

    Cindy & Millie

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  7. Well as much as I love Pip, you know what they say about attorneys Madi. You want to hear my best attorney joke? What do you call an attorney at the bottom of the ocean? A start.... hehe! Not bad for an Irish bloke eh?! Deccy x

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  8. Best of luck with the ongoing negotiations Madi. Don't weaken your position. Let 'em know you mean it.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.

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  9. Hey Madi your Divaness that brings a whole new meaning to my mantra 'No Treats No Pose'. I must up my fee too. I think I shall follow your lead and demand green papers and treats too. Have a lovely Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  10. You better settle all this soon, with the help of the wonderful Mr Pip :)
    Cotton

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  11. I agree, 20 bucks just doesn't cut it!
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

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  12. How do or peeps always think we'll work for next to nothing? Don't they know that's against the rules? We're glad that you are setting them on the straight and narrow Madi. As our newly elected Mayor, you've got to put your paw down now and set the record straight once and for all. We'll be there to help you protest if you need us. Hope that Pip can help before it gets ugly!

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  13. Oh Pip will do you right, if he don't fall asleep furst. His rates are good too.

    I would offer My Girl to do your nails but hers cut half my nail off da udder day and I bledded ALL overs da place.

    Puddles

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  14. hang in there Madi, you are worth every penny of double that money... hope PIP is a good negotiator, he sure is cute...

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  15. Madi....How about demanding a can of tuna fur overtime pay!!!

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  16. Pip will definitely make sure you get furst rate compensation. But watch and make sure he's not being slipped cheeseburgers on the side!

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  17. Madi Diva, are you looking for a boyfuriend ??? :) MOL xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  18. Well played Queen Mayor Madi! Well played!

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  19. Chomp, chomp, burp, chomp, slurp ....BURP. Don't worry, Madi, I am reviewing your contract. Don't agree to ANYTHING until you receive a cheeseburger, I mean word from me.

    Your attorney, Pip
    Burger, Burger, and Bacon

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  20. You might want to consider what recently happened to Twinkies. I would hate for your mom to decide she can't afford to keep you around Madi:(

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  21. Maybe you could get paid in cat nip. Or fresh salmon. You probably need a picket sign too - that way you have something to shield yourself with in case the humans try to take a free picture of you. :)

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  22. You're wise to negotiate for higher pay. We'd take that in Temptations or even kibble. Take it in whatever your favourite food is. :-)

    BTW, we didn't really know Huffle had been ill, either. We remember a post or two that she wasn't feeling as perky, but that was quite some time ago, and we don't recall anything specific ever mentioned. Unless we're dreaming or mis-remembering (always possible). So it's a terrible shock. :-(

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  23. Burger, Burger and Bacon...that is so good, I just about died laughing!!! :-)

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  24. Oh, we do like your attorney, he is awesome, look what he did for Puddles. Being the Mayor is demanding and requires lots of expenses, we stand behind you on this Mayor!!!

    Your Furiends
    Susie & Bites

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  25. Oh Madi, we are so glad you got such a good lawyer. That Pip is the best. You are in good paws now. Can't let that Mom take advantage of the Mayor.Burger Burger and Bacon will be on the job. Can't wait for the next chapter in this saga. Take care.

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  26. You go girl!!!! Divas always can easily get the best attorneys. Some are even good enough to do it pro bono for a gal like you!!! I'll have to go check out the Pet photo Event.

    Now, you all have a great Thanksgiving, and Madi, make sure your mom'll give you the best cut of the turkey!!!!

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  27. Twenty bucks?!? Tsk, tsk, nope. That just won't do. Purrs...

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  28. Oh, Pip will FURSURE gets you more greenbacks Madi!! 20 bucks?? Really?? What was your Moms thinkin'?? That wouldn't even pay for catnip!

    Kisses,
    Ruby

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  29. Haha! You're one tough negotiator, Madi!! But you deserve every penny!! Not to mention extra treats, toys and nip!!

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  30. Good luck with the negotiations although we have the utmost confidence that Pip can get you a deal.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  31. Madi
    You stick to your guns! Double or nothing.
    xoxoxo

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  32. Aww wow, thanks so much, Madi! We welcome any holiday-themed pictures.

    And that CAT-itude you were talking about? Well, we like it :-)

    Thanks again!

    Oink oink,
    Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

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  33. What will you do with all those green papers, Madi? With the great poses you strike, you will be a millionaire in no time. All we get here is treats, and not all the time either.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  34. We're with you Madi. Your fee should be more than double your mom's offer.

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  35. If yous needs a manager, yous can always call on me mayor Madi!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  36. Madi, hold out for more, you are so worth it. You have to be at events and such and need always to look your absolute best. I am sure Pip will help when he wakes up.

    Happy Thanksgiving Madam Mayor

    Loveys Sasha

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