Madi and Mom

Madi and Mom
Down Home in NC

Friday, March 1, 2013

I LICK

MY NECK
MY CHEST
MY BACK TO LOOK MY BEST
I LICK MY PAW TO WASH MY FACE
I LIFT MY LEG TO LICK THAT PLACE
I LICK MY TAIL, MY BELLY
I LICK MY BACK OR DID I DO THAT ALREADY?
I LICK MY TAIL, MAYBE ONCE MORE


OH WHAT THE H---, LET'S MAKE IT FOUR
i LICK MY NECK IN CASE I FORGOT
DID I LIKE MY CHEST? WELL I MISSED A SPOT
i LICK MY FACE, MY LEG, MY TAIL, MY FACE
I RELICK MY BELLY AND THEN, YES, MY FACE
I LICK ALL THE TIME, I'M SO SOIL-FREE
SEEMS THE ONLY THING I CAN'T LICK IS MY
O(BESSIVE) C(OMPULISVE) D(ISORDER)

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CAT PROVERB
borrowed from
I could Pee on This: and other poems by cats
by Francesco Marciuliano

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38 comments:

  1. Love it! But you know Madi, Mayor Madi, I could give you just one lick to cover all areas. Just let me know if you need any help. I am there for ya.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  2. Excellent poem and yes, you are a very clean girl. I like that in a ladycat. Have a happy Friday. XOXO from your bestest mancat, Prancer Pie.

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  3. I am also a big licker. My peep says I have and LSD problem... A Licking Scottie Dog problem!


    She thinks she's pretty clever...

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  4. *BOL* that is a grrrreat poem Miss Madi!! We are both BIG paw lickers...usually just before we're about to have a nap - it is very soothing.

    Have a grrreat weekend1
    Wally & Sammy

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  5. That is a great proverb. We always say, a clean, well groomed cat is a happy cat. We know you are always happy Madi and so are we.

    Kitty Kisses,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
    Adam and Georgia

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  6. You are always beautifully turned out, Madi.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  7. Great poem Madi. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  8. Wonderful poem! Such a talented mayoress!

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  9. You are a poet and I didn't even know it - and quite the acrobat, too!

    Your pal, Pip

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  10. Ha, laughing aloud over here! That was a great one :-)

    Oink oink,
    Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

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  11. so with all this massive amount of licking do you sometimes throw up hairballs? no wonder kitties need no baths, you are cleaner than i am.... and look adorable doing it

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  12. I know today is Dr. Seuss Day for blogging cats and your rhyme fits right in...Good job on the body wash...if I could do that Momz wouldn't put me in the tub so often BOL!

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  13. What a fun poem. I like to lick a lot too, but probably not as much as a cat.

    Millie

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  14. That's a great poem... I will learn it while licking my feet ;o) that's learning by doing or doing by learning? no idea - but it ROCKS!

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  15. Madi, you must be clean all of the time with your fastidious cleaning!
    Purrfect poem for you!
    Hugs,
    Kathy & Molly

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  16. Woof! Woof! Happy Friday to you. Yes you guys likes to LICK. Licking is not my thing but when I lick my paws it's not a good sign ... Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  17. Happy Licking day Madi :) Voted for the shop..Can I enter the raffle being in the UK :) xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  18. Sweet Madi
    Not only awe yoo incwedibully clean and shiny and most gowgoos, but DwSeuss woold be so pwoud of yoow wowd skills..you delight us!
    Smoochie kisses
    Asta
    Pee ess. I too was astounded by how tall Pip and Puddles wewe when they awwived, hehehe

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  19. Madi, you always look clean to us and it must be because you lick so many times. You take good baths. Hope all have a great day.

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  20. LICKING is SO much better than a disgusting BAFF... RIGHT???

    WE see NOTHING wrong with Licking.

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  21. anda grate rhymin post madi for Dr Seuss's birthday two morrow !!! dont forget ta eat sum trout two morrow and heerz ta a grate week oh end ! :)

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  22. You have me laughing over here Madi! Sorry for my lack of visits but everyday 'other stuff' seems to get in the way of my blog visits. But I often think of you even if I don't show up!

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  23. Ha ha, that poem was great, Madi. You made us all smile.

    Happy weekend.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

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  24. You always, always look mighty fine Mayor Madi!

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  25. Cats...they're so vain, yet so loving. Can't do without you Madi [and Tahoe & Winston]!!! Y'know we love ya!! Great Proverb.

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  26. Oh,butts you looks so FABulous Madi!! And with such soft furs, who could blame ya?! BOL
    Kisses,
    Ruby

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  27. Madi...you're a poet...but we think you know it! ;)

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  28. You are a poet Miss Madi!
    (who looks fabulous)

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  29. We love it Madi, and of course you are purrfectly clean.

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  30. On my home planet, Hicbar, we call it crazy licking disorder. CLD for short. :)

    Yours,

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  31. Maddie,
    Yous looks glorious!And me LOVES your poem.
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  32. Madi,

    You always look beOOtiful to us!

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae and Max

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  33. Personal hygiene is an admirable trait!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley
    Online Doods

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  34. Madi, I will do anything to avoid a bath, so I might give licking a try.


    Loveys Sasha

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  35. Hey Madi!
    Wow, very well meowed there! Love that. Gosh you don't even seem to mind your bath...I think Sasha's got the right idea. We pooches could try this to avoid the dreaded water torture. BOL/MOL
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, COP

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