Madi and Mom

Madi and Mom
Down Home in NC

Thursday, January 29, 2015

THURSDAY TALE

ONCE IN A COLORFUL LAND...
THERE LIVED FELINE NO MATTER
WHERE SHE WENT SHE WAS STALKED

 SHE DECIDED RATHER THAN LOOKING THE STALKER 
STRAIGHT IN THE EYE


 SHE WOULD SEEK SHELTER ON HIGHER
GROUND

 LITTLE DID SHE KNOW THE STALKER
WOULD CRAWL ON THE FLOOR FOR THE NEXT
GREAT PHOTO
NEEDLESS TO SAY SHE WAS ASTOUNDED. SHE SAID TO THE STALKER YOU NEED A HOBBY OTHER THAN 
STALKING ME. GO AWAY!!

THE END

41 comments:

  1. BOL! Excellent story Miss Madi. Oddly enough it kinda sounds like our own stalker...do you think we have the same stalker??
    Wally & Sammy

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  2. We think our Mommies might have gone to the same "stalking school". MOL!
    However we do enjoy lots of pics of you, Madi.
    >>Smoochies<< from your besties at Angel Prancer Pie.

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  3. BOL Indeed!! Hey Madi...we have that very same problem with the stalker here in our house!! xo Chloe and LadyBug

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  4. Hari OM
    MOL - oh Madi, a gal just has no privacy these days, what? Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  5. Living with a stalker isn't nice, but looks like you've got her measure and can take care of yourself.

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    1. We meant to answer your question about the school year here. We have 4 terms that are 10 weeks long....well, supposed to be 10 weeks, some years there's a 9-week or 11 week, thrown in depending on Easter. There is a two week break between each term and then 5 weeks over the Christmas/summer break. (Kids are in school for about 200 days per year.)

      Not sure of the term you used. The day is great, too. 9-11 work, half hour (morning tea and playtime) work for one and one-half hours, 50-minute lunch and play, another one and one-hours of work--home time!

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  6. There's no limit to what the paparazzi will do!

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  7. Is there no place safe for you Madi?
    Well, I guess its the price you pay for being so photogenically gorgeous!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  8. LOL we suggest a restraining order Madi , call Ernie. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  9. Definitely you need a restraining order, Madi. This is beyond a joke!! MOL

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  10. Well, how about I dive bomb your stalker! You know my flying (and crashing) skills are top notch. I think I might be able to take out her camera, too!

    AP

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  11. So question, was the stalker able to get up off the floor??? Guess so, she is still typing. You need a better place to hide. Have a great day.

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  12. Dear Madi, you must just get used to this stalked, she is not going anywhere and neither is the camera... poor kitty, just do One Day At a Time and Smile you may be on a candid camera.

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  13. PS did you by any chance get a photo of mom getting UP OFF the floor?

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  14. cute photos! I guess our poor furbabies get tired of being famous. :)
    happy day to you, sweet girls!
    hugs,
    Marie

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  15. Madi that was the ultimate cat wisdom. I saw a tv-show about stalking and there the show-guy said exactly the same: look the stalker in the eyes and say go away...
    Hey, wait... that tv channel swiped your idea... we need Ernie the attorney...
    Easy Rider

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  16. Oh Madi I have a stalker too, it is so annoying. Just when I'm falling asleep, there she is in my face with the camera. I'll try telling her to get a new hobby, that was a good idea. your pal, Toby

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  17. Got to get back at those darn stalkers. They are everywhere
    Lily & Edward

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  18. OMD, some peeps just won't quit!!

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  19. Madi Ernie is busy adding STALKING to the growing list fur your upcoming ... Court case... At this rate your mom is gonna end up being sentenced to 87 days in the Dawg House...

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  20. Hehe sometimes they just don't get it when we need a break, especially from the flashes! Hope you have been well Madi!

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  21. Don't these stalkers have anything better to do, sheesh!
    Dip and Elliot x

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  22. madi....may bee de stalker could take up portrait painting usin pAstellz ore chAlk..

    pee ezz.... grAte werk on thiz blog todAy ...♥♥♥

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  23. Ha ha! Madi if we still had a kitty she wouldn't have a private moment to herself! I'd be clicking away too. Your Mom just loves you!

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  24. The lengths they will go to to stalk us is astounding!
    hugs
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel

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  25. But yous so cute Madi. We fink all ow stalkers hav nuffin' better to do than to follow us wound. MOL

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  26. Oh jeez....Let us know if you come up with a way to get those Mamaparazzi stalkers to stop following you MAdi, we could use some help with that around here too!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  27. Poor Madi, first they starve you and now you can't get any rest.

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  28. Madi I feel your pain. I always look at Mom like she is nuts when she gets down on the ground to take photos of me!

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  29. It's amazing the lengths that those stalkers will go!

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  30. Oh yea, I can so relate pretty Madi!

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  31. Oh Madi, I SO feel your pain gurl!!!! That's why I insist on payment...LOTS of treaties or I will farts. Yuppers....farts. Works every time! BOL
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  32. What is with humans, Madi? They really do need to get a life. We hope you get some peace and quiet soon.

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  33. You gave it a good try Madi but she was too persistent!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  34. I agree Madi, we need to find our Moms some other hobbies.


    Loveys Sasha

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  35. Well, we are happy you picked a spot that could show off your adorable chairs! I do feel bad you aren't left alone to do your kitty stuff.
    oxox
    Daisy

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  36. It's scary the lengths the stalkers will go to sometimes Madi.

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  37. It is because you are so beautiful and that's why Mom has to photograph you! Hang in there!
    Hugs and nose taps
    Molly and Kathy

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  38. hang it up Madi. You will be stalked!

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