Oliver tile guy had to take the door down last Friday to lay the tile. Before he left, mom asked him if he could put it up?
He said no because he could not stand on freshly mudded tiles to rehang the door. Mom said well we have a cat. Oliver seems like a nice enough guy and he didn't smell too bad....BUTT evidently he knows NUTTIN' absolutely NUTTIN. about cats. He said oh, no worries she isn't heavy enough to disturb the tiles if she walks on them. Mom told him she was concerned about all the debris in the tub from demo etc. and the pieces of trash on the floor.
Because she knew I'd be in there lickety split sniffing stuff. Oliver said oh ok I can lay the door on it's side across the opening. Picture this in your mind's eye, a 3' wide door on its side to keep Moi out of a 7' tall opening.
Mom about cracked up. She told Oliver my cat could jump that blindfolded. He seemed a tad surprised. He ended up standing door against the frame.
Purrsonally I think in his mind he was quite impressed with my potential jumping abilities.
Mom knew I wouldn't eat anything but she also knew me and my sniffer would be in there in a flash smelling things.. She was worried I'd inhale trash.
After it was all said and done I told mom I was a tad insulted I NEVER INHALE!!!