Yesterday, my BFF,
Mayzie ,the most beautiful brindle gal in the world, had a very special post entitled
Deep Thoughts. Mom and I thought it was '
most beautiful
' (i.e. most is Mayzie's most favorite word) . At the end, Mayzie asked what we
thought about...so Mayzie I hope you don't mind we are copying you.
Mom says copying is the highest form of flattery...Mom has so many sayings ramblin' around her brain!
Mayzie has a Thinking Tree...
I THINK BEST WHEN I'M WARMING MY FLUFFY SELF IN A SUNPUDDLE.
As I told Mayzie, I'm a kitteh and I have very deep thoughts that I'd like to share...I just hope
Mom types them correctly!! Here goes!!
Thoughts on Food:
1.Why does mom use the teeniest measure cup she has to put my kibble in my bowl?
2. Why does mom divide my stinky goodness can into 6 parts…I can certainly eat it all at one time?
3. Why do I only get 2 meals a day and the peeps get 3?
4. Why do I have to remind Mom every day at
half past starving it is time to feed me?
Well you can see where this is going, I think with my tum-tum and not my noodle.
Thoughts on Peeps:
5. Why do the peeps go and come so many times of day? It disrupts my REM sleep pattern!!
6. Why does Mom sit at the silly 'puter giggling when she could be rubbin' me.
7. Mom makes up the big bed everyday...doesn't she know I'm going to need a nap?
8. Why doesn't Mom put her balls of yarn in a Yarn Jar when I could be playing with it.
9. Why does Dad continuously pick up all the pine cones and branches that fall in the yard? Waste of time!!
10. When I'm sleeping why do they feel an urgent need to TOUCH ME?
Thoughts on miscellaneous matters:
11. Doesn't that tree rodent outside realize it is rude to shake his fuzzy butt in my face?
10. Why don't the birds don't come in my house to serenade me?
11. Who invented doorbells? They are quite alarming and invasive.
12. Why do my sunpuddles move?
LAST BUT NOT LEAST MY FRIENDS BONUS QUESTION:
What do you think about and where do you do your best thinking?
Mayzie and Mom thank you for making us smile each day and for the inspiration you give us.
Hugs
Madi and Mom