Madi is Back with a Cat-atude

I'm back from a blog hiatus. Mom took it over I had no choice. I'll be going to a hoe down this weekend so while I was gone I practiced dancing the Hokey Pokey. I've never been to a hoe down, but I hear it is fun, held in a barn, food galore, lots of places to hide, cute cat men and there could be mice....yippee what more can a cat woman ask for?

It goes something like this...

Thanks to Jack and TG for asking an interesting question about front or back legs. For safety reasons all puppies and kitties please only use your front legs when doing the hokey pokey

first you hold your tail high and shake it all about

put your tail as low as it will go...

put your left foot out and shake it all about while winking at the cute cat men...

put your left foot in to hide your toesies

put your right foot out and shake it all about
while watching yourself with laser eyes

you take your right foot in, close your eyes half way to appear very uninterested
in the entire dance

turn yourself around and shake what your mama gave you

That my friends that is what the hokey pokey is all about on a Friday night.

Afterwards, a girl acts very coy as she tries to attract all the cat men in the barn.

Yours truly Madi....
Mom says she promises never to take over my blog for 3 days again because all I do is get in to mischief.