Our first Wiener Roast

Mom and I are pleased to announce our participation in today's Wiener Roast in honor of
Puddles Duddles Rainwater, etc, etc, etc. birthday, aka Diva of the K9 world.
Ya'll thought I was the Diva of the South but hey I just have one name.
Below is a badge from Sam and Pippen, who are hosting this Puddles-a-Thon
Ok lets get started there is nothing better than a roasted doxie.

Frank(ly) (pun intended) there aren't many days when I, Madi, am wordless. Since this is a cookout with meat, I'm so there and so ready to chow down on some hot dog rump medium rare with a touch of Brazen red lips. I just met Puddles Duddles Rainwater, PDR, about two 'hot' dog months ago. I don't remember exactly how we met; however, I'm sure there was drama involved since there were two Divas at the meeting. PDR and her siblings, Albert and Whitney, live just South of us in the Palmetto state of South Carolina. We are pretty sure Puddles is on the run from the law. Why you ask? Well, it is due to the 'mouth' PDR has on her. She does not know the meaning of 'holding one's tongue'. She lets whatever is on her mind freely escape through her mouth. Trust me when I say PDR is pretty doggone smart;however, she recently learned a valuable lesson, do not play bitey face with spiders 'cause their bite is much worse than her bark. Her woff-a-tude on every subject from how to boil water, to how to rid one's yard of ground hogs is well known. If we had to personify Puddles, she would be Dolly Parton's character in Fried Green Tomatoes. Dolly was 95% mouth of the south, 3% bodacious, and 2% true grit. FYI: Puddles this is the only compliment in the roast so enjoy it.

So Puddles, Happy Birthday Dear Friend, we enjoyed our first wiener roast in your honor. If you feel the need to send us packing for our roast, we hope there are doggie bags available because we ain't leaving this wienie roast without our roasted rump of Puddles.
Puddles et al thank you for all the MOLs/LOLs you have given us these last few months.
Madi and Mom