Madi: Mom please sit down
Mom: I'm sittin', what s'up?
Madi: This is not about what s'up, it is about what is down
Mom: I'm all ears....
Madi: Do you see what I see in this picture right there at my paw?
Mom: Evidently I do not, I don't have cat eyes.
Madi: I see trash right here on the rug
Mom: Well that is where Dad and I come and go a lot. It has been so humid everything
sticks to our feet.
Madi: UNACCEPTABLE...my Diva buttocks sit here nearly every day on squirrel patrol and bird watching. My Diva buttocks cannot, I repeat, cannot
have trash on them. There will be demerits!!!
Mom: Madi I'm very very sorry. What can I do to rectify this mistake?
Madi: Extra food works for me
Mom: Why doesn't that surprise me? Extra kibble coming right up.
Hahahahahahaha.... oh Madi, you crack me up. Unacceptable, indeed! Why, you should get extra kibble for the whole month of September.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Thank you for yet another great glimpse into the life of a kitty diva.
Negotiating for food is a very smart idea, Madi=we might have to try that too!...You are a very good Diva Kitty, beautiful girl!...kisses...Calle, Halle, Sukki
ReplyDeleteHi Madi, we just loved the pic of you inspecting the carpet with your paw!
ReplyDeleteWe know the problem of getting these humans to do their job!
love and kisses
Martha and Bailey xx
Wow Madi, we are impressed. You managed to turn a conversation about a bit of trash into extra kibble for your bowl. You are one smart Diva.
ReplyDeletePurrs & Kitty Kisses,
Cindi Lou
Madi, I have consulted with Rosie and Sweet Pea and they concur that this is unacceptable. They suggest treats, cat nip, and maybe even a bite of tuna are in order.
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
Madi runs a tight ship!!!! but in Madi's defense she can not have a trashy butt :)
ReplyDeleteMadi,
ReplyDeleteYou is such a diva...and I luvs it! :)
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
We now know who really reigns in your house!
ReplyDeleteAnd she is partial to food bribes! LOL
Chin scratches for the Diva
Hugs to Mom
Whaaaaaaat? Trash? Are you kidding? Oh Madi, dis just way horribles (although I do likes to go dumster diving myself). I mean, I can't even begin to comprehend how dis could effect you in da future. Does your pawrents REALLY believe dat their house anyway?
ReplyDeletePuddles
MOL, good job Madi. Get them to clean up their trash. How can you possible sit there if there is any kind of trash there. Glad you got some extra food. That is important.
ReplyDeleteHope you have trash less day.
LOL, You are the bestest Diva ever Madi! I'm just gonna be laughing all day again! Thank You, I needed this!
ReplyDeleteIt's so hard to get good help, isn't it Madi. Be patient with them. They are only human.
ReplyDeleteMadi, you know how to make Mom do your bidding!
ReplyDeleteGood one, Madi!
ReplyDeleteYAY, Madi!!!!!!!!!!!! We can see you have your Mom's number and know how to work it!!!!!!! Good for you, girl!!!!!!!!
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Now you've done it. It will be extra food for every little infraction now :)
ReplyDeleteHaha! You have your mom so well trained Madi.
ReplyDeleteMadi.........lol
ReplyDeleteMadi
ReplyDeleteOne diva point for you today for getting those extra treats!
Now girlfriend we are worried about you because we see that bad storm EARL is headed in your vicinity. We are purrin that it heads away but we are keeping a close eye on it.
purrin
xo
Abby
We is rushin' right now to toss some trash on the floor ta gets some more treats! All we gotta do is keep our sifur kitties from playin' hockey wif it and we're good to go!☺
ReplyDeleteHehe good bargin!
ReplyDeleteLicks,
brodie
Madi we have a similar problem here! We love how you dealt with it at your house, and how you got extra food too - we are going to try using your approach ourselves!
ReplyDeleteway to go, miss madi! of course you can't be gettin' dirt on your hiney cuz you are royalty after all!! it was a nice touch to get extra foodables out of the deal, too. do you give special classes for negotiating with the hoomans? i think i could totally learn bunches 'n tons from you!! :)
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the booker man
pee s -- mama's got her fingers 'n toes crossed that earl stays way out in the ocean, too. when daddy gets back from germany, he and mama are headin' up to the outer banks. stay away earl, pretty please!!
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