I THINK I CAN, I THINK I CAN.....
NO I CANNOT FIT THIS FULL FIGURED BODY INTO THAT TINY BOX
I AM A FULL FIGURED DIVA AND PROUD OF IT..... SCOOTER UPDATE: Several men in the cul-de-sac were able to determine the Scooter has been completely stripped of all its electronics. Too bad, so sad this means no joy rides through the neighborhood. It has been reported to the P0lice....anybody want to take bets on how long it will take for it to be towed away?
Aw Madi; there is so much of you to love. :o) Your bounty cannot be contained by a mere waif of a body. I know - I have the same problem. LOL!
ReplyDeleteInteresting note about the scooter! I bet it will take no fewer than four days after being notified, for the police to have it towed. :o)
Madi
ReplyDeleteA diva like yourself shouldnt be smooshed into a teeny box!! You deserve a much bigger and beautiful box. My guess is 2 weeks on the scooter!! Sorry bout no joy rides!!
wags
Jazzi
Madi seems more like a HoverRound type of gal to me! :)
ReplyDeleteHi Madi & Mom,
ReplyDeleteYou look so cute nosing into the box Madi. We know you are not trying to fit inside the tiny opening, you are looking for the hair dryer. Every Diva kitty knows the importance of proper grooming and a fur dryer would be very useful.
Too bad about the scooter. Here it would be about two days but not knowing how things are in your area I will say four days.
Purrs & Hugs,
Cindi Lou and J
Hi Madi, you mean the scooter is not an alien spacecraft?
ReplyDeleteWe cannot tell you how disappointed we are.....!
For some reason we cannot see your pics today - just a cross in the box.......!
However we know all about being full bodied females - who wants skinny anyways!
You are beautiful Madi.
love
Martha and Bailey xxx
Well, it seems the scooter has been a victim of a crime. I certainly hope the police will rush right over, but maybe not so much.
ReplyDeleteWe all know that cats and boxes are like best friends, but it does have to be just the right box. That one is just not suitable for a full sized diva.
lotsa licks, Lol
Madi, I BELIEVE in you! Keep trying I know you can fit in that box!
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
Guess you found out that box is not to great, huh Madi? I NEED to find a box I can fit into! (halloween) hehe. The scooter????? 9 days.
ReplyDeleteMadi,
ReplyDeleteTell your mom to gets you a box worthy of your diva-ness!
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae
PeeS I missed you!
Boxes can provide hours of fun that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteThat's sure an odd deal with the scooter.
How far across the room did you scoot that box trying to get inside the box, Madi?! LOL
ReplyDeleteNothing like a mystery to keep a cat sleuth busy in between naps, I mean "observing times"!!
Sorry about not being able to get into that box. But they're still fun, huh?
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of boxes, yesterday my dad got something from the UPS man and he left the box sitting on the kitchen table. Well, it was kinda not on the table ALL the way and kitteh sister Abby decided to investigate it but mom and dad weren't paying any attention to her. And so when she jumped inside it, her AND the box fell off the table and into the floor and knocked over one of our dining room chairs on the way down. Well, kitteh sister Abby was A-OK but it broke our chair and skeered the poop outta me!
So the moral of the story is...make sure that any boxes you explore are securely on the ground, ok?
Wiggles & Wags,
Mayzie
PeeS. Sorry abouts you having to put a paper bag on your head this morning. Maybe I should puts a warning for you on all my Capn Ripley posties from now on.
We can't resist a full figured Diva; None of those skinny model types for us.
ReplyDeleteToo bad the scooter was stripped! I was really hoping to take a ride. Now, I gotta go and play with my box.
ReplyDeleteHave you thought of running into the wall with that thing on your head? :)
ReplyDeleteI know you can!
I can't stand a thief.....
ReplyDeleteLOL...I couldn't fit in that tiny box either Madi.
The police will probably show up some time next week.....
ReplyDeleteI'm disappointed that there will be no joy rides...I wanted to see Madi on the scooter with a helmet :)
Oh Madi, you deserve a prettier box than that old drill box!! And that is too bad there will be no scooter touring for your neighborhood. Good luck with the coppers coming to the rescue. Recently we heard on our police scanner that a lady had fallen in her tub. She reported that see really wasn't hurt but needed some assistance to get up. 30 minutes later this poor lady was still waiting...moist likely naked and cold...waiting for the help to come. We gave up listening after 45 minutes. I felt so sorry for her, if I had known where she lived I would have drove to her house and helped her myself!!
ReplyDeleteWe sure hope your cop guys are a bit faster! Mistaya's M.O.M. gAIL
Awww, you look so adorable (trying) to get in that box!!! And we're gonna guess it'll be gone Friday!
ReplyDeleteSomebody ought to take that box apart so you can at least repose upon the cardboard!
ReplyDeleteCould you hitch up some woofies to the scooter and go joy riding that way?
Madi,
ReplyDeleteRemember what the sheep says:
Ewe's not fat,
Ewe's fluffy!
Five weeks!!!! You have a lovely figure Madi!
ReplyDelete100 days. Madi you are just perfect!
ReplyDeleteMadi, we love to try to fit in tiny boxes - sometimes there is just no way to do it. We think you are the perfect size - the problem is obviously with the box!
ReplyDeleteMadi
ReplyDeleteI'm a bit full figured too.
But Momma loves me this way and she says that I am beautiful. Just more to love.
purrin
xo
Abby
Hi Madi and Mom,
ReplyDeleteMy guess is 3 days!! Madi you are the most beautiful diva I have ever seen!!! You are perfect!!!!!
I love you girl!!
XO,Fern
Hmmm... yes.... it looks like that is a very small box!
ReplyDeleteMy guess is... two more days!
Happy Wednesday!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Haha!! Well, Madi, you didn't want to get in that box anyway, did you???
ReplyDeleteAnd we predict that the scooter will be sitting there for awhile....
What is it with cats trying to get inside tiny places?
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