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Saturday, January 1, 2011

HAPPPPPPPPPPY NEW YEAR

I'VE BEEN DOING A LITTLE READING ABOUT
'New Year's RESOLUTIONS'
AND WHAT THEY MEAN.
 MOM MAKES THEM SO I THOUGHT I BETTER FOUND OUT WHAT IS WHAT.

I'VE DECIDED A FEW CAT RESOLUTIONS* I READ MIGHT BE WORTH TRYING ON TO SEE HOW THEY FIT.
1. I will not flush the toilet while my human is in the shower.
2. I will not perch on my human's chest in the middle of the night and stare into her eyes until she wakes up.
3.As fast as I am, I must remember that I cannot run through closed doors.
4. I will remember that I am a walking static generator
5. My human does not need my help installing a new board in her computer....she needs the Geek Squad.
6. I will remember that my human will wake up and feed me, even if it seems I will simply waste away
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST
7.  I will not hide behind the toilet so that I can pat my human on the 'tocks when he/she sits down just to make her levitate...MOL
I never would have thought of that....hummmmmm
*Mom found these very appropriate resolutions in "The Little Big Book of CATS"!!!  She said the author must have a web cam in our house!!  MOL I hope not!!
RESPECTIVELLY SUBMITTED,
MADI
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27 comments:

  1. K9 KatastrophieJanuary 1, 2011 at 12:43 AM

    BUWAHAAHAAA!! Madi, you always put a smile on our faces!! Happy New Year!

    Licks,
    Ruthie

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  2. JacksDadJanuary 1, 2011 at 1:02 AM

    Well, now you made me want to P :)

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  3. Lola and also Franklin, tooJanuary 1, 2011 at 1:29 AM

    Madi, I think that's just a work of fiction. I can't believe for a minute that there's any such thing as cat resolutions. I have never met a kitty who thinks in terms of SELF-improvement. Of course, neither do I.

    lotsa licks, Lola

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  4. Lola and also Franklin, tooJanuary 1, 2011 at 1:30 AM

    OMD. I almost forgot to say Happy New Year, Madi and family!

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  5. SquirrelQueenJanuary 1, 2011 at 2:55 AM

    Madi, is this a list of kitty New Year's resolutions or new ideas? I am going to share this list with Cindi Lou (who is napping at the moment), well I won't show her #7 and see what she thinks. Somehow I don't see her making any resolutions.

    Some one send me the link to a webcam today that you might like http://sportsmansparadiseonline.com/Squirrel_Nest.html

    Happy New Year!

    Hugs & Purrs,
    J and Cindi Lou

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  6. 3 doxiesJanuary 1, 2011 at 4:41 AM

    Nows you gots my mum giggling and spewing her coffee (it's 4:38 and needs her coffee). I swears all dat is sumptin I would totally do.
    Sorry but da staring down in da middle of da nite would skeere me to death. Remember da old tale bouts kittehs taking breaths away?

    Happy New Year to you Madi and your most fabulous family!

    Puddles

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  7. Martha January 1, 2011 at 5:13 AM

    Happy New Year Madi and Mom.....and Dad too!
    We love your Resolutions but you know most humans have difficulty keeping one! We wish you luck in keeping all those.....!
    Still it did make us think of that song - 'don't go changing to try and please me.........I love you just the way you are........!'
    Wishing you and yours Peace, Love and Happiness for 2011 and always.
    Much love
    Martha, Bailey and V xxx

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  8. KeaJanuary 1, 2011 at 5:54 AM

    Hahaha! Those resolutions are purrfect!

    We wish you all a very happy new year! May 2011 bring good health, more laughter than tears, more Light than darkness, and more peace than chaos.

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  9. UnknownJanuary 1, 2011 at 9:08 AM

    Why is coffee coming out of my nose???? Oh yeah......I am reading about Madi's antics again! lol

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  10. TinaJanuary 1, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    Great resolutions...hope you are better at keeping them as I am...I usually break them by Jan. 2 lol...Happy New Year to you and your human family!

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  11. Maggie Mae and MaxJanuary 1, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    Madi,

    My mom snorted her coffee too...you is too funny my furiend! Happy New Year!

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

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  12. AnonymousJanuary 1, 2011 at 10:20 AM

    I Love your New Years' Resolutions!!

    ((HUGS))

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  13. The Daily Pip January 1, 2011 at 10:30 AM

    Bawhhahahaha!!! These all sound very familiar. I would add (on Rosie's behalf) I will not knock things off the dresser in the predawn hours to wake mama up.

    Your pal, Pip

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  14. Memories of Eric and FlynnJanuary 1, 2011 at 10:32 AM

    Haha! Can't see those lasting more than five minutes.
    Happy New Year to all of you.

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  15. KathyJanuary 1, 2011 at 10:50 AM

    MADI, you don't do things like that do you?????!!!!
    BOL
    Happy New Year!
    Raider

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  16. Ms. ~KJanuary 1, 2011 at 11:14 AM

    Oh Madi!!!!
    You are too funny!
    We love you Madi...
    xoxo

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  17. SASS....Sammy Andy Shelly SierraJanuary 1, 2011 at 11:49 AM

    Meowza, Madi, those are a lotta resolutions....we admire you cuz we could only come up with one each!!!!!!!!

    We are so happy to have you as a friend, and we are looking forward to 2011 with you.

    xxxxxx

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  18. Bossy BettyJanuary 1, 2011 at 3:42 PM

    You are one industrious cat, Madi!

    Hope your New Year is a wonderful one!

    Time for a nap--don't you think?

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  19. Katnip LoungeJanuary 1, 2011 at 3:58 PM

    Happy New Year!

    #7 is the best...Maui does that and scares the Poop outta Mommy...heh heh.

    We're visiting all our friends today..we must fly!

    Luv, The Katnip Lounge Horde

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  20. ANGEL ABBYGRACEJanuary 1, 2011 at 4:48 PM

    Dear Madi
    WE loved it!
    MOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Happy Mew Year!

    ♥♥♥
    purrin
    xoxox
    ♥♥♥

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  21. LouiseJanuary 1, 2011 at 5:46 PM

    Those are all very good resolutions, Madi. I hope that you don't actually do some of those things, but, somehow, I don't think that you do. You are too lovely and gracious a cat to do anything like that. Says Louise whose Leon woke her up from a nice nap this afternoon by jumping smack on her chest and demanding supper.

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  22. RemingtonJanuary 1, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    Good ones, Madi! I hope you had a fun New Years!

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  23. The Island CatsJanuary 1, 2011 at 6:39 PM

    Happy New Year to you, Madi...and your mom and dad!! oxoxo

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  24. The Creek CatsJanuary 1, 2011 at 9:36 PM

    Happy New Year
    ♥
    The Creek Cats and Maggie May

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  25. LorenzaJanuary 1, 2011 at 10:25 PM

    Madi!
    I had a good laugh reading your resolutions!
    Happy New Year!
    I wish you, your mom and dad the best!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  26. Trixie, Lily, and Sammy-JoeJanuary 2, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    LOL we love your New Years resolutions! The dogs among us were a little confused by some of them, but Sammy-Joe, the cat, knows JUST what you mean!

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  27. The JRJanuary 4, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    MOL with you Madi. Those are good resolutions.

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