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Friday, August 12, 2011

ELEPHANT STEW

When Mom told me what she was going to put on my blog today, I said 'Mom you have got to be kidding, who wants a recipe for Elephant Stew' ?  Mom said 'Madi take a chill pill, everyone will get a big LOL/MOL/BOL'.
 I'm hiding my eyes in disbelief and embarassment!!


Ingredients:
1 Elephant
Brown Gravy
salt and pepper
2 Rabbits

Directions:
Cut elephant into bite-size pieces (this will take about 4 months).
Add salt and pepper and cover with brown gravy.  This will serve 3,800 people.  If more people are expected, add 2 rabbits, but do this only if absolutely necessary, as most people don't like 'hare' in their stew.

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Note from Mom:  I recently received a new cookbook from a friend.  My hubby was eagerly looking through it to see what might be new and delicious that I could make for him.  He cracked  when he saw the last recipe in the book for Elephant Stew.  Obviously someone had a very vivid imagination or they needed to fill up one more page.
FYI:  No elephants or rabbits were hurt or even seen while this cookbook was being complied. 


 
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24 comments:

  1. JacksDadAugust 12, 2011 at 12:51 AM

    Salt? Everyone knows that salt makes elephants taste tough! :)

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  2. SquirrelQueenAugust 12, 2011 at 4:40 AM

    I wonder if you could substitute hippopotamus?

    The perfect recipe for a really BIG potluck dinner. That is too funny.

    Hugs & Purrs,
    J, Cindi Lou and The Krew

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  3. UnknownAugust 12, 2011 at 7:09 AM

    HEHEHEHEHE! Your Mom and Dad are so funny! Puppy kisses to my BFFF, Miss Mindy

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  4. AnonymousAugust 12, 2011 at 7:24 AM

    ROFL!!! Your so funny :)
    I'll remember that recipe at Christmas when the whole family is coming to dinner :)

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  5. Fuzzy TalesAugust 12, 2011 at 7:27 AM

    LOL. Silly but fun! We hope there are other more appealing recipes in the book, though!

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  6. JillAugust 12, 2011 at 7:49 AM

    ROFL! This is great!

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  7. HH and The BoysAugust 12, 2011 at 8:06 AM

    An elephant... Sorry we just had that yesterday. I couldn't eat a bite. HEE HEE

    pawhugs, Max

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  8. Angels Amber and Max DaWeenie and MomAugust 12, 2011 at 9:10 AM

    BWHahahahahah....great way to start a weekend!

    Thanks, Madi! (and Mom)

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  9. The JRAugust 12, 2011 at 9:57 AM

    I have a few community cookbooks that have that recipe in it.

    Ya'll have a great weekend!

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  10. LouiseAugust 12, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    That is a funny recipe, Madi! I'm glad your Mom shared it.

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  11. RemingtonAugust 12, 2011 at 10:20 AM

    Oh -- good one, Madi!

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  12. AnonymousAugust 12, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    My lazy asst. wants to know if you can buy the elephant already cut up...

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  13. CatAugust 12, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    I love that they actually had that recipe in the book! Have a great weekend friends :-)

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  14. Bossy BettyAugust 12, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    I am pretty sure could get it done in three months. I am an overachiever that way.

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  15. AnitaAugust 12, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    I remember this recipe from when I was a child...we'd go out hunting our little pink elephants and four months later finally sit the family(or those of us that made it that long) down to dinner. Good times...good times! ;)

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  16. The Adventures of the LLB GangAugust 12, 2011 at 3:52 PM

    BOL...and LOL....how funny!!! Happy Friday!!


    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey and Bilbo and Mama Beth

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  17. Sweet TeaAugust 12, 2011 at 4:06 PM

    Thanks for a good "Friday Funny"!
    No, I don't like Hare in my soup!

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  18. ANGEL ABBYGRACEAugust 12, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    Madi
    :::heheheehe::::
    We are just glad it wasn't entitled "Cat stew"!
    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ♥Abby♥

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  19. ♥I am Holly♥August 12, 2011 at 6:48 PM

    Elephant stew!!! That is funny!!!! Thanks for the laughs!!! Lots of love, Debbie & Holly

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  20. Memories of Eric and FlynnAugust 12, 2011 at 6:58 PM

    Hahaha! That is a good recipe.

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  21. WillowAugust 12, 2011 at 10:02 PM

    Embrassment happens! I think it is part of Mom's DNA to do this with their humor. Purrs.

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  22. The Island CatsAugust 12, 2011 at 10:19 PM

    Haha! That did make us MOL and our mom LOL!!

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  23. ReenaAugust 12, 2011 at 11:17 PM

    Oh Madi, you know how us humans do the darnest things!

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  24. KathyAugust 13, 2011 at 10:24 AM

    LOL!!!!

    And Raider said: BOL!!!

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