MOM CALLS ME A DIVA; HOWEVER,
I DON'T THINK A TRUE DIVA WOULD TOLERATE THE TEASING AND FLASHY BEAST LIKE I DO.
CASE IN POINT:
MOM DOESN'T THINK I KNOW IT WHEN SHE PUTS THINGS ON MY BACK BECAUSE MY FURS ARE SO THICK
BUT I KNOWS EVERY FURS ON MY BODY PERSONALLY AND WHEN ONE IS OUT OF PLACE
I KNOW
AND I SHAKE IT OFF ASAP
THEN SHE LASSOS MY TAIL WITH AN EVEN LARGER
RING. THAT RING WAS TOSSED TO THE FLOOR
WITH ONE SHAKE OF MY MIGHTY TAIL
THEN I HIGH TAILED IT OUT OF REACH
BEFORE SHE COULD TRY IT AGAIN.
MY PARTING WORDS WERE:
FOOL ME ONCE, SAME ON YOU,
FOOL ME TWICE, SAME ON ME
YES
THERE WILL BE DEMERITS ADDED TO MOM'S
ANNUAL REVIEW
AND I STRONGLY ADVISE MOM TO SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN!!
How could she do that to your beautiful silky furs? Doesn't she know you will have to clean for HOURS just to straighten that mess out? Demerits, indeed, you have our sympathy, dear Madi. Our Mom does stuff like that to us, too. XOXOXO
ReplyDeleteAw Madi, how could your mom do that to your lovely tail furs? You are so right, our moms don't think we notice when they put things on our furs but we do. We are guessing your mom earned lots of demerits after this photo session. Kitty Kisses!
ReplyDeleteMadi you are funny. Have a lovely day now!
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
I'd say that's just plain teasing Madi mate! Sometimes Mum blows in my ears when I'm asleep. Guess she thinks it's funny... huh! Deccy x
ReplyDeletethanks Madi, I needed an early morning laugh. i am fasting, no water no coffee no food, having ultra sound on my gall bladder at 8 am still 3 hours of torture so you are helping me through it
ReplyDeleteI think you need to start looking for a new assistant, you know what I mean?!
ReplyDeleteBAHAHAHAHA! You two could join a circus with those kinda moves!
ReplyDeleteLovies to my BFFF, Miss Mindy
Oh Madi, that Mom is just out of control. Rings on your tail?? Really. We hope our Mom isn't reading this, it might give her some ideas. Two Two needs to wear a ring on her tail. Hope all of you have a great day.
ReplyDeleteOhmMadi. Come over here with us for a few days. Then your mom will regret ringing your sweet tail and you can play with my brothers.
ReplyDeleteMadi, don't let your mom know this, but our human used to wrap a long string around Chumley's bushy tail (he was a real string guy), and then she'd split her sides laughing, watching him zoom around in circles, first one way and then the other, trying to catch it. Of course we never knew him, but angel Annie told us all about it.
ReplyDeleteSo at least you can quickly shake off the silly stuff your mom puts on you!
RINGS??? you are PRACTICING fur the Gymnastic RINGS... and your mom thought she was teasing you... You were just in TRAINING. She can't pull stuffs on YOU.
ReplyDeleteShe will be pleased you play catch and fetch with her - my Little2Legs throw things at my tail all the time, rings, balls etc, they get dissapointed when I don't throw them back - your Mom will be very pleased with you that you do throw yours back!
ReplyDeleteOh Madi, just think of Mom as a Pop-Purr-Rott-See.......
ReplyDeleteWhat strange ideas humans get sometimes! I think she's earned a big ol' stinkeye!
ReplyDeleteYou are so sweet to tolerate those things. And I don't believe for a minute you will try to retaliate. After all, you remember where the food comes from.
ReplyDeleteI love your Mom's sense of humor, Madi. I like to tease Cupid too. You and he are such good sports.
ReplyDeleteOh...oh... the dreaded demerits. You are in charge, that's for sure.
ReplyDeleteHave a great day.
pawhugs, Max, Bugsy and Knuckles.
LOL Madi you go girl :) revenge is awesome :)
ReplyDeleteMadi, maybe she was hinting that you were being an under foot kitty in the kitchen! lol
ReplyDeleteDon't give her too many demerits, remember she's the one that feeds you!
I say dock her allowance. You shouldn't put up with such shenanigans!
ReplyDeleteNora
I thinks you should punish her by withholding snackums....
ReplyDeleteIt's the only way to teach them.
Sugar the Who
Boy your moms demerits are starting to add up! Same on her! Nothing gets past you. Smart girl!
ReplyDeleteSo good to see you. We've missed you!
We love you,
jude,poo,babybella,piper & marley
Payback can be AWFUL. Mom better watch her back!
ReplyDeleteMadi you are a true Diva who knows what it takes to make your Mom happy and put up with those weird human things they do with our fur. It is part of the Mom package.
ReplyDeleteYour BFFF Willow
Aw yah, they think that we dont know but.....we always do. Keep an eye on her ok Madi!!
ReplyDeletewags
jazzi
The cats that live with me might produce a well place vomit pile as a warning. Just a suggestion.
ReplyDeleteNubbin wiggles,
Oskar
Madi sometimes we have to keep on eye on these pawrents, ya just never know.
ReplyDeletepurrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
Mums do the strangest things for their amusement sometimes.
ReplyDeleteHumans can be so strange, Madi. Our mom thinks it's so funny to put stuff on us, too. We are not amused. Make her pay, Madi...make her pay.
ReplyDeleteHaaa!
ReplyDeleteIf I were your mom.... I'd be very, very careful!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
I like to drape the tickling toy across the boy's backs and watch them walk around with it on...I don't think they like that one either - LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteUh oh, how many demerits?
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