PART I: GETTING DRESSED
PUDDLES MY bossy CampPAIN manager
was barking orders left and right she needed a breath mint too, I smelled beer and Cheetos on her breath.
about how I needed to get myself
SPIT POLISHED AND SHINY for the day's events
Being an obedient kitty I got busy grooming
Thank goodness Molly the Wally took care of the
shiny part by sending me this lovely tiara
I had a photo session for official Mayoress Portrait taken
I had plans to wear a formal gown but Puddles rolled her
eyes and gave me a stink eye look and
said girlfriend don't covers your superior soft furs
with clothes....GO NEKKED.
I was ok with going nekked but I insisted on wearing
I was ok with going nekked but I insisted on wearing
my kitten heels
That too met with disapproval from Puddles
who is vertically challenged.
Puddles is insecure around tall Kittehs!!
PART II: Swearin' In by
GOOSE the Chaplain of Blogville
OH my Dogs I actually got 'goose' bumps when
my pal Goose arrived looking so handsome in his cleric collar
I finally regained my composure and Mom and I
listened carefully to Goose
Goose: Madi on this most special day it is my pleasure to officiate your swearin' in ceremony (Puddles if you say one more swear word Sarge, Top Cop of Blogville will gladly escort you to
his newly renovated jail. We all knew you would be the first occupant)
Madi: Goose thank you for your excellent officiating today!! I'll make my answer short and sweet
YES I DO
Goose: Now outgoing Mayor Frankie will present Mayoress Madi with the Key to blogville.
OMDs Mayor Frankie you look just like
JAMES BOND...BUT YOU BETTER ORDER YOU
BEER STIRRED AND SHAKEN OR YOU'LL BE SORRY
Frankie: It is with great honor I hand over my most prized possession the Key to Blogville to you our next Mayoress
I would like to say a few words on this auspicious occasion.........
Madi: Frankie hand me that key now...you have been talking for 2 years now it is my turn.
PART III: CLOSING ENTERTAINMENT
DECCY, my Director of Music, will accompany me on the piano
as I sing.....Hail to the Diva, Mayoress Cougar Khat!! MOL
We think Deccy's Mum for this excellent Photo I can hardly believe I am in the same room as Deccy. BTW DECCY
I had a talk w/KC she promises to give you ample warning
before jumping on your back.
We think Deccy's Mum for this excellent Photo I can hardly believe I am in the same room as Deccy. BTW DECCY
I had a talk w/KC she promises to give you ample warning
before jumping on your back.
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Deccy and I are thinking of taking our show on the road
I'll be Madi Fitzgerald and he will be Deccy Peterson
Part IV: My escort for the festivities arrives
May I present the most handsome and dapper Mr. SideBites.
Next to ham...men in Bowties are my weakness
MR. SIDEBITES
I call him 'Bites'. Bites told me he has a big surprise he will be taking me to the festivities in the new Blogville Police Helicopter
His sister Susie will be attending with us and she has graciously
agreed to be my lady in waiting for the evening.
Susie
Ranger the newest Police Officer in Training and Susie's escort
Once we land at the site of the festivities Bites will be driving us around in the official Blogville squad car.
PART IV: FESTIVITIES
Blogville's Resident Chef
SASHA
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TO GET YOU FREE PASS INTO
SASHA WORLD OF Palate Pleasing delights.
PART V: MOLLY THE WALLY, Director of Communications
and will have a most entertaining commentary from the evenings events
on her blog.
DANCING AND PARTYING AND ALL SORTS OF THINGS
WILL BEGIN SOON AND WILL LAST UNTIL I HAVE DANCED WITH EVERY
MAN IN BLOGVILLE, 'CAUSE I'M MAYOR AND I CAN DO THAT!!!
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK EACH AND EVERYONE WHO MADE THIS MOST WONDERFUL DAY POSSIBLE AND FOR ALL YOUR HARD WORK. I PROMISE NOT TO DISAPPOINT
YOU!
YOUR MAYORESS, DIVA COUGAR KHAT
MADI
is a very talented composer...
OMDs/OMCs were we surprised when he
sent us this very special composition just for Madi's
Coronation. I thank him from the bottom of my
itty bitty kitty heart.
WE WILL PLAY AS I EXIT
STAGE LEFT...BUT I AM NOT LEAVING THE BUILDING
It is call Madi's Lullaby
Woo Hoo to Mayor Madi!! Oh I was so nervous I almost forgot what I was suppose to say. Now let the party and dancing and eating and drinking begin!!!!! Don't forget after Puddles and I empty my wheelbarrow of fun and refreshments I will be giving out rides in it. And Mayor Madi don't for get I get a dance with you. Looking forward to your mayoringness of Blogvile. Oh and I hope you don't mind me tossing all that torn up Puddle and Goose tickets, I mean confetti. I just thought it would be a nice touch. See ya on the dance floor.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
Woof! Woof! Golden CONGRATS MADI! Golden Happy that you are the new mayor of Blogville. LOVE the MUSIC by TG but we are not sure if there's pictures, we only hear the music on a white screen (will try again later). Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteAll hail the Diva Mayoress! Congratulations Madi!
ReplyDeleteBart and Ruby
We really like your theme song!
Concatulations Diva Mayoress of Blogville! What a lovely celebration. Good thing tomorrow is easy Sunday. We'll all need it after this big pawty. XOXO from your most ardent admirer, Prancer Pie.
ReplyDeleteWe Beaglebratz shure due hope our flyover met with your approval. Shure hope it wuzn't tue loud. We thought the bannerz that we had flyin'out the tail of the sopwith camelz wuz a nise touch - ALL HAIL THE HONORABLE MAYORESS MADI!
ReplyDeleteA most wunnerful inaugurashun. Now ontue the foodablez.
Shiloh'n The Diva Shasta
CONGRATS to our new Diva Mayoress!! This was beautiful and so nice to have a lady in office!! Let the party begin!!
ReplyDeletewags
jazzi and addi
Con-cat-ulations Madi! Live long and prosper!
ReplyDeleteNote to Sugar: There's only one picture at the beginning. The rest is just music.
Mayor Madi, your grace, what a beautiful ceremony(sniff sniff), excuse me, I am all teared up. I can't tell you how perfect and elegant and diva like you look in your tiara. I am honored to be able to help in some small way with the festivities. I value your opinion and hope you enjoy the pawty.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations
Loveys Sasha(your humble servant)
Concats Mayor Madi, we are looking forward to your reign, er, we mean term of office. We hope we didn't cause too much of a stir with our standing ovation and whooping and meowing at the end of your speech. We are a rather large group.
ReplyDeleteCindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
Georgia and Adam
PS, all the boys of the Kitty Krew are standing in line to dance with you.
All hail Mayoress Madi. And huge respect to you for keeping your magnificent furs unhidden throughout the ceremony. Will you and Deccy make it to Aberdeen on your concert tour? (So many acts won't stray further north that Edinburgh).
ReplyDeleteAll the best for a fun filled term in office.
Toodle pip!
Bertie.
Heartfelt congratulations to you Mayor Madi!! What a wonderful ceremony. We especially love your tiara!! xoxo Chloe and LadyBug
ReplyDeleteWow, how very awesome! Congratulations Madam Mayoress!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!!! Long life Madi - Mayor of Blogville!!! Hope I can come nekked too, because I had to much treats during the holidays and now my smoking is bursted ;o)
ReplyDeleteHowdy Mayor Madi, congratulations mate. Hope your time as Mayor is just purrfect.
ReplyDeleteNo worries, and love, Stella and Rory
Now see ain't you more comfortables nekkid? It makes a lot more easy to dance and you can eat mores at Sasha's...see how I thoughted of everything? Dats what I does fur you Mayor Madi.
ReplyDeleteBy da way, I is really likin' all dis confetti Goose (and me) provided...hehehe.
I'll be back, I has to go to da little girls room.
Puddles
It is going to be a great day Madi. We started it off because of the time difference so ours is already up this morning. Hope you enjoy. Have a super Day.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Now we officially can call you Your Worship! Congratulations, Madi!
ReplyDeleteWOW, that went very well, and no intruders and protesters, Now its on to dinner and the parties, I asure everyone here that Madi will attend ecah and every party.
ReplyDeleteMadi's Date & Offical Escort, Bites
Herro Mayoress Maddi! Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, Mayor Madi! Have a wonderful term!
ReplyDeleteOink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig
What an historic day in Blogville! We are thrilled to have shared it with you Madi. Such a beautiful ceremony, wonderful and heartfelt speeches and all our furends arrived safe and sound. We can't wait for your first official dance to that beautiful music from TG. Time to kick up our paws and party!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
A marvelous day! Congratulations! I know you will serve everyone so well. You are lovely, as always. I adore YOUR song!
ReplyDeletei very much enjoyed your swearing in party. I have never attended one, but have seen them on TV and yours beats all the ones i have ever seen. even the President of the USA... the song is so pretty i almost fell asleep listening to the lullaby and missed commenting.i must say everyone looks handsome/beautiful and the piano player has a special place in my heart.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great swearing in party. Maybe Puddles got confused and thought it was a swearing party. I know you will rule, I mean govern, with a gentle paw.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, Madi! Woo hoo!
ReplyDeleteWhat an awesome and fun day this is! I am so proud to call you Mayor Madi! I am headed over to where it looks like Puddles is having a super time, hehe. Have a lovely day Madi!
ReplyDeleteLovies, Miss Mindy
what a very great ceremony. Congrats Mayor Madi!!! We know you will serve blogville well!!
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Bailey, Hazel & Greta
WOOHOO! Im having such a great time. Sasha is a wonderful cook and oh my, you made the right decision with not wearing the dress. I mean, what if you had dribbled some of this squirrel sauce on it?
ReplyDeleteNora
Concatulations Mayoress Madi! Your official portrait is just aroootiful...we did not realise what a truly purrrty lady you are.
ReplyDeleteWe wish you well as mayor
Wally & Sammy
Congratulations Madi! What a wonderful ceremony. We are all excited to have you as our Mayor and I'm sure you will do a fantastic job. You have some mighty big paws to fill, but I know you are up for it.
ReplyDeleteMillie
Congratulations my very dear best friend! This is awesome! The Tall Guy did a great job composing the music just for you! I will have to leave early this afternoon....big game tonight....but will see if anyone is still around when I get back and will stop in again.... This is SO much fun! Sasha did a fantastic job too! You are going to ROCK as Mayor!
ReplyDeleteBig Concatulations Madi, what a fantastic ceromomy. We are so proud to have you as Mayor and we know you will do a wonderful job. Hip Hip Horay for Madi :) xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Wow, Madi, that was such a good swearing in party and glad you went Nekked. You will make such a good mayor. So now it is time to party and eat all the foods. Well done everyone. Great ceremony.
ReplyDeleteOMC OH MY COUGAR CAT you have brought much needed CLASS to Our FAIR TOWN!!!
ReplyDeleteWell, except fur THIS... I gotta REPORT an INCIDENT... When everybuddy Hoisted ME up in the air... over by the BANQUET tables... SOMEBUDDY PINCHED MY BUTT!!!! And this time... fur ONCE... Puddles was innocent... SHE was on the Chandelier in the RUBBER ROOM when I got PINCHED... I want you to talk to Sarge and Bites about this.
OH Mayoress Madi this is a MAGICAL DAY for YOU.
Congratulations to you for being Blogville's FURST Female Feline MAYOR... EVER.
Goose surely did a marvelous job of swearing you in. Loved your song with Deccy.. and the LULLABY is .... CHARMING..... Your CROWN is roll over gorgeous... and the foods are devine...
THIS DAY will go down in Blogville's History Book for SURE!!!!
I am soooo glad our newly anointed (or is it appointed ;) Mayor likes to be Nekked! Be a shame to hide any of that Divaness :P (that was a pant - no drool just for you Ms. Mayor) :D I promise to try to be a good doggy under your reign - note I promised to 'try' ;)
ReplyDeleteWELCOME WELCOME your esteemed Honoress!!! BRAVO on a SUPERB Swearin In Ceremony! I am very relieved that our Mayor is okay with swearin :) You need anythin, just call k? My number is uh um...I can never remember my number. Just leave me some peemail - yap that'll work - kittehs do know how to leave peemail right?
Waggin at ya,
Roo
Oh you look just fabulous your worship.. Congtatulations on your appointment..Loved this post showing us all the festivities.. Hugs GJ xx
ReplyDeleteAnd what a beautiful, um, nekked, new mayor we have! Congrats! We know you will do an excellent job.
ReplyDeleteP.S. I like a woman in heels. Don't forget to save me a dance!
Yours,
All hail Mayor Madi...long may she reign!
ReplyDeleteWow, this has been an amazing day and I'm so very proud to be your Chief of Police. You look lovely today (despite the spit in that shine BOL/MOL). Frankie & Goose did a wonderful job and Patrol Officer Sidebite is a great escort for you. I surely hope you enjoyed the helicopter ride. Sasha's food has me totally stuffed. Love the music!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
This just takes our breath away! We are so glad we got to come and witness this and see so many of our friends come together for such a historic event. Our hearts are so full. Madi looked wonderful!! Goose did a fantastic job and looked very cleric-like. And TG - what a talent!! We will be remembering this day for a very, very long time!!! Congrats Madi!! We are proud to call you our Bfff Madam Mayoress Cougar Khat!!
ReplyDeleteYour Humble Doods,
Murphy & Stanley
OMD!! That was the bestest cerimonies EVER!! Goose did a FABulous jobs swearin' ya in (and Puddles did a FABulous jobs just SWEARIN'!! BOL)
ReplyDeleteI just loved the lullaby Madi. It is just BEAUTIFULS!! Ma played it twice!
Okays, I'm off to the banquet nows....see ya there Miss Diva Mayoress of Blogville!
Kisses,
Ruby
Congrats, new Mayor Madi! That was a great ceremony! The lullaby is beautiful and you look beautiful with your tiara.
ReplyDeleteHEY MAYOR.... DARN I like being able to SAY that in place of HEARING it.. being directed at ME....
ReplyDeletegonna have to do it again HEY MAYOR... Sarge says that YOU... YES YOU as in Mayor Madi... are the one who Pinched My BUTT. Now what kinda thingy is THAT fur you to do on your Swearing Day?
PeeS... Speakin of P... I just had a GANDER at the top Pic of ... PUDDLES... DARN that Woman has a MOUTH on her. No WONDER she can swallow a WHOLE PEE can. and then PUKE it back up again.
WooHoo to da new mayor of Blogville!! We is so very happy fur you Mayor Madi!
ReplyDeleteSorry we is gettin' to all da festivities late...now lets PAWTY!
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae and Max
MAYOR MADI... HEY MAYOR... have you seen ERNIE and Murphy and Stanley? The last I saw them they were practicing the four step on the dance floor... and NOW they seem to have gone missing... I am really afraid that they will get NEAR the RUBBERY ROOM.. and M & S are tall enough to reach the door handle..
ReplyDeleteI don't want one of those Boys will be Boys incidents to STAIN your big day.
PeeS... I told Bites that you pinched my butt!!!
BWHAHAHAHA...Frankie said I hads a big mouf??????
ReplyDeleteSeriously, he just realized dat?
Oh my goodness, I must go back and try more of dat kitteh nip stuffs. It REALLY makes you bounce of da rubber walls.
Puddles
Warning! Do NOT go into the rubber room right now. I'll let someone else tell you...
ReplyDeleteMayoress Madi, we are so proud of you! We know you'll serve your constituency PURRfectly!!
ReplyDeleteSay, tell your Mom that our Mommy is wearing her pastel scarf today...it's finally cold enough out, and she LOVES it!
Congratulations Madi!
ReplyDeleteLove Ruby & Penny
Mayor Madi....what is wrong with me? I feel a little dizzy....has Puddles been close to the punch? I have to leave for Candlestick Park soon and I don't want to make any wrong decisions for tonights game....is there any coffee in the kitchen?
ReplyDeleteCongratulations Mayor Madi! Wow! GOOD TIMES!! You deserve this honor!! (Puddles is a hoot! She cracks me up.. Always!) I hope the Blogville residents don't give you too much trouble. But I'm sure you will run a smooth operation and keep every one of them in line. You are, after all, Diva Kitteh and you have what it takes to run this place!
ReplyDeleteBravo, bravo, bravo ...Hail to the new mayor Madi!! And three cheers for the honorable Frankie Furter. Thank you for all your service. Pass the cheeseburgers and the fancy feast!
ReplyDeleteYour pal, PIp
Mayor Madi...pleeeze furgive me cause I's a wittle bit late. Me ASSistant has been out prowlin all day and me was too short to turn on da pooter by myself. So me just got on Weenie's Magic Bumble Bee and flew up to da big swearin' pawty! Hope me didn't miss too much. Me jus' passed Puddles in da hallway and me tinks her was takin a nap (or passed out). Ernie is still missin, I tink butt I heard some strange noises comin from da rubber room. Excuse me now while I go dance da night away. So hap-pee you don't have a bouncy house at the pawty cause me don't have too much luck wit those. One bounce on me head, and me's done fur da night! :)
ReplyDeleteConcats on your swearing in Madi. We know you will be the best Mayor ever.
ReplyDeleteOh Madi! I'm so glad I was able to join you on this MOST auspicious day. I'm so proud to have you as our new Mayor. May your reign be long and fruitful!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, Madi!! What a great swearing in ceremony and an even better swearing in party!! We're glad to be part of it all!!
ReplyDeleteMany congratulations mate! Deccy x
ReplyDeleteDear Madi! Yous is the bestest Diva Cougar Female Feline Mayor that Blogville will ever has!!
ReplyDeleteAnd what a grreat backstage look!
Kisses
Nellie
Congratulations Mayoress!!! You look so beautiful in your tiara!! Great party too *hiccup*
ReplyDeleteWow!! What an event!! Congrats on your new position, Madi.
ReplyDeleteHigh Five, Kitty Cat!
Now, We are off to the buffet table!
Wyatt and Stanzie
Oh it was such a moving ceremony Mayor. You do Blogville proud!
ReplyDeleteSweet William The Scot
Concats on your Mayor-ship. Madi that ceremony was beautiful your Camp-PAIN manager really worked wonders getting ready for this big day. With your stewardship of Blogville the blogging world will just get better and better.
ReplyDeletePurrs from your BFFF
Willow
Congratulations your worship! Looks like it was a wondering evening. I wish you all the best for your term in office xxx
ReplyDeleteLooks like a wonderful event. Hope your party recovery goes quickly!
ReplyDeleteGreat swearing in Mado!!
ReplyDeleteWe will follow you anywhere.
Just Us Texas Dachsies
Hi Madi!
ReplyDeleteBIG congrats on your new title!!! Mayor is a pretty big deal!
Sorry we couldn't pop by sooner...Glogirly was out of town. But we were thinking about you!
We're so glad you like the graphics we did for Molly. She's a sweet friend.
love, Katie
You and Mom are doing a great job with your duties.
ReplyDeleteI love all your friends.
Congratulations madi.
ReplyDeleteCongratulation Madi, I know you will be a wonderful Mayor. Ummm, you aren't thinking about giving Puddles a cabinet position are you. I guess it would be okay if it was the liquor cabinet, bwahaha!
ReplyDeleteNubbin wiggles,
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