Meet My Cabinet: Sarge and The Crabby Girls

Sarge Top Cop of Blogville
Sarge's Human Grandma is Frankie and Ernie's mom

PHOTO BY THE TOP COP'S MOM

Shelldon and Beachnut

Photo by Top cop's Mom

 Oceana

Photo by Top Cop's Mom

 Crabsters in Residence were feeling a little Crabby on interview
day but thankfully they agreed to a Photo shot.

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Hello, Mayor Madi.  First, let me say that it's my honor to continue to serve as Blogville's Chief of Police.   Shelldon, Beachnut and Oceana are all agog to be Blogville's Crabsters in Residence.  They think that's totally cool!  BOL

1. Please introduce yourself(selves), tell us your age and a special trait. 
My name is Sergeant, but most peeps spell it Sargeant, and most peeps and furiends call me Sarge.  BOL.  That's a ton easier!  I am 7 years old.  I am really a mutt with the shape of a German Shepherd, the fur of a Yellow Lab, but I'm smaller than either of those breeds.  Go figure.  Mutt is right!  BOL   My most unique trait is definitely my ink-blot tongue.  It's pink with black splotches like a cow.

2. If you had an alter ego, who would you like to be and why?
 If I could have an alter ego I would totally want to be Honk Kong Phooey, number one super guy!  Honk Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye!  He's a really fun and cool superhero crime fighter.  For Pip's superhero party, I got to dress up like HKP.  It was a blast.   I have pictures of it and everything!

3.  What do you like best/least about where you live?

What I like bestest about my territory is that I have lots of critters to bash.  What I like least is that I have lots of critters to bash.  BOL   It's fun AND work!  I also love the fact that I have a creek, a river and a lake all nearby.  Great for going swimmie.

4. Who are some peeps/furiendfs you'd like to meet and why?
My Mom keeps shouting "Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi".  Now, I don't know what that's all about, but since it obviously isn't BonE Jovi, I'm not interested.  I would really liked to have met Mango in the furs.  He was such a funny and sweet furiend.  I would like to meet Lorenza in the furs.  She's so very pretty and the crabby girls are very interested in talking fashion with her.

5. If you could give one piece of random advice what would it be?
Well, never licking a toad or an icicle comes to mind.  Definitely never jump out of a moving canoe.  That gets everyone all sorts of upset and everyone gets more wet than they intended.

6. What do you do for fun?
 For fun I have my favorite stick and I really love to go swimmie.  The crabby girls have all sorts of projects and adventures like their sandcastles, dinosaur park, speedway, etc.  Those girls are always up to something crazy and fun in their crabitat.

7.  What is the first thing you do each morning?
 LICK MY DAD'S PILLOW!   Usually the minute he closes the bathroom door...it's a mad dash to the bed.  BWAR HAR HAR

8. What is the first thing you notice about a new furiend?
Are they funny?!?

9.  Tell us how you came to live in your family and how you got your name?
My Mom had a much beloved golden retriever, and when he crossed the rainbow bridge, Dad took her to the local shelter to adopt a pooch.  I was the quietest pup in a new litter freshly weened.   They scooped me right up and took me home.  My Dad had just been promoted to Sergeant in the county sheriff's department and they could tell immediately that I had law enforcement potential.  They named me Sarge sorta like when peeps call their son Junior.

10.  What is your absolute favorite food?
I'm crazy about pizza bones!

Bonus:  There have been lots of wild crime stories in Blogville, but one of my favorites was a rotten tree rat who had stolen a pair of tennis shoes.  He thought he was going to get away with it when he ran into the woods at night.   Too bad the shoes were those light-up kind and every step led me right to him!  Oh, BWAR HAR HAR was he ever surprised!

Shelldon, Beachnut and ; Oceana here:  We are all three Caribbean (or purple pincher) Hermit Crabs.  Sarge calling us his crabby girls always makes us giggle.  That's just our species, we rarely get grouchy.  Our lives are full of excitement and variety, so we're pretty happy girls.  Sarge would never want to admit that he has a touchy tummy!  Teeheehee   He gets the pukies really easily and sometimes his tummy gurgles and whistles and squeeks and rumbles.  When this happens, it gets really LOUD.  It actually kinda scares him.   We can hear it clear in the next room!  Teeheehee

Madi here:  Sarge tireless worked to make the mayoral office and  renovated  police station purrfect for me before I became mayor and I thank him!!

Thanks so much, Madi, for doing this interview series!

Grr and Woof,

Sarge, COP

and

Little Pinches,

Shelldon, Beachnut & Oceana

If you have not met Sarge, Shelldon, Beachnut and Oceana click here
When you visit Sarge, ask him what he calls his grand peeps?!  Mom thinks it is hilarious!!!