MEET MY CABINET: MOLLIE AND ALFIE

TODAY IS IS MY EXTREME PLEASURE TO 
FEATURE MY TWO FAVORITE BLONDES

MOLLIE 
Yes she is wearing a bra and she wears it
with confidence!!!

 ALFIE  
be still my itty bitty kitty heart he is one handsome dude!!
Real mancats DO wear pink!!

RESIDENT ARTISTIC AND CRAFTING DIRECTORS
FYI: They live, breath and have fun in the 
U  K
FYI: Be sure to potty before you read their answers
these two will crack you up!!!

1.      Please introduce yourself(selves), tell us your age and a very special trait.

Im’z Mollie and Im’z a model, a superstar in fact, Im’z 2. Alfie, well’z he’z juzt a Gay furball’z I fink’z he’z about’z 100 coz he’z so boring’z.

2.      If you had and alter ego, who would you like to be and why

Oh I’z don’t’z haz one,you’z cant’z pawfect’z Pawfection’z. Alfie dont’z even noze what Ego mean’z, if he did.. I reckon he’z bee Top Cat, that’z sumink he can only’z dream of being’z

3. What do you like best/least about where you live

The beach it’z only over de road. Alfie like’z the Squirrel’z and Berd’z, not dat he can ever’z catch one. Why he’z finking about it, some uffer cat haz come along and caught it. Bawahhwahhwa

4. Who are some peeps/furiends you'd like to meet and why

I’d like’z to meet’z me boyfuriend Ranger, I could swim in hiz paddle pool and play’z wiff that big ball he haz. Alfie wood’z like’z to meet’z Nellie, he fink’z he’z the Robert Burton of Blogville and she’z like Liz Taylor ( who’z he trying to kid! )

5. If you could give one piece of random advice what would it be?

Don’t’z play’z too hard to get’z, If youz got it flaunt it. ( Wake up Alf, your turn ) Don’t’z end up in a house wiff a Blond Collie called Mollie!

6. What do you do for fun and does it involve water polo as one of the major? 

The real fun stuff I did waz when I pushed Alfie in me paddling pool, I waz howling for hour’z but he keep’z away from it now ( spoil sport) Now I love’z rolling’z in anyfing smelly, it doez involve water, a BATH. Alfie dont’z really doo’z fun, hang on, he did once, he did a mazzive Furball on Humom’z bed, I raced to get get’z it before Humom did, I won, and got half of it, yeah he waz really fun that day.

7. What is the first thing you do each morning

We boff Fart, Stretch and Yawn

8. What is the first thing you notice about a new furiend

If He or She haz a nice Butt ( in Alfi’s case HE )

9. Tell us how you came to live in your family and how you got your name.

Alfie waz a stray, turned up soaking wet and skinny on the window sill one day’z. He waz about 1 year old’z, Humom put leaflet’z and called all de vet’z to see if someone had lozt a Furball, no one came forward, so she had hiz ball’z nut’z chopped, all hiz injection’z and he waz microchiped to her. I waz 7 week’z old, unwanted coz I waz Blond, youz can’t see’z me in wiff the sheep. Humom heard’z about 

mez and this chap turned up wiff me in the back of hiz car. I waz covered in sawdust so Humom izn’t too sure where I actually came from. I dont’z care coz I am super happy and totally’z spoilt. She always’z fink’z it iz weird how wez boff the same color though.

10. What is your absolute favorite food

Mine iz Sausage’z.. I do anyfing for one of those. Alfie’z iz Ham, he go’z crazy for that.

BONUS:

MOLLIE AND ALFIE WE'D LOVE TO KNOW HOW YOU (AND YOUR TALENTED ASSISTANT) LEARNED ALL THE LOVELY CRAFTING TALENTS. 

Im’z the brain’z behind’z all the idea’z. I lie in bed and fink “ what would peeps like “ they love’z their furbabie’z so I like’z to come up wiff new idea’z for them, wez juzt love’z being creative’z. Wez haz some more new stuff coming in the next week.

MOM AND I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW YOU JUST A FEW OF THE LOVELY GIFT ITEMS 

Every furbabe needs their very own magic mat

Jumpin' catfish imagine having your picture in your very
own snow globe...made by the mum

PLEASE CLICK HERE TO VISIT
MOLLIE AND ALFIE AND THEIR MOST TALENTED AND
CREATIVE MUM.  They have a link on their blog 
directing you to all their lovely wares.

Mollie, Alfie and Sweet Mum we thank you for taking the 
time to thoroughly and completely answer  these 
questions and make us laugh.
You three are the best!!!
Oh and before I forget...love love love your accent!!