CLUES:
It is smelly and flat
It is as light
As air
I don't even feel it on my thick furs
WHAT IS IT?
IT IS A GUTLESS
SKINNEEEZ FOREST ANIMAL
IT WAS ONE OF MY MEOW DAY PRESENTS
BUT I DON'T LIKE IT.
I, LIKE ANY
SELF RESPECTING CAT, PREFER TO
GUT MY OWN TOYS.
THE END
Truer words were never spoken! We especially like gutting lizards...and pack rats...and birds.
ReplyDeleteMommy--not so much!
What a let down Madi.........sheesh....and you have to carry the dang thing around bwahahaha :) hugs Fozziemum xx
ReplyDeleteYeah, you do seem less than impressed with it!
ReplyDeleteNot even with the catnip?
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Bella & Roxy
Totally respect your opinion on that one Madi.
ReplyDeleteToodle pip!
Bertie.
BOL well said Madi and we agree doing your own gutting is preferable in our book too. Have a terrific Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
We got a skinneez from our secret paw at Christmas, and it's Newton's favorite toy that isn't self-propelled. Different toys for different cats, right, Madi?
ReplyDeleteWe've never had one of those but our woofie, Cubby, has one and he likes it. Silly woofie.
ReplyDeleteHugs to Madi from her guy, Raz.
The Florida Furkids
We pups would love it. Perhaps it will grow on you . . . teehee!
ReplyDeletewell we can tell you don't like it...at all... not even a tiny bit.... are you taking applications for a new assistant? MOL BOL LOL....
ReplyDeleteCouldn't agree more, if it comes pre-gutted and silent, what can you do with it? Your pal, Toby
ReplyDeleteBawahwhahwhahhwaaa no fun to have an already de-gutted critter Madi .. Oh youz so funny xxoxxxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
My barn crew sure like gutting their own. Sometimes, I'm scared to go to the barn to see what they might have done!
ReplyDeleteOMC OMC Madi we did NOT know that they made Skinneeeeez fur Kitties... THAT is super...
ReplyDeleteYou gotta give it a try... SERIOUSLY ... We ADORE our Skineeeez.. Ernie FOLDS them... BUTT just remember not to Pull them in half until they are at least 3 days old... otherwise your mom will punish you and make you go an ENTIRE DAY WITH NO NAPS.
OH MADI.... give it a TRY... they are SOOOOOO fun.
It was the thought that counts. Maybe if your mom sprayed that nip spray on it you will like it better.
ReplyDeleteI am with you on that, Madi! As a terrier, bred for the hunt and kill, I do not want my toys pre-deaded.
ReplyDeleteHappy Tuesday.
Oz
I think it looks like fun anyways pretty Madi!
ReplyDeleteYou are a very talented Lady, Madi - lovely and talented. We admire a woman cat that can do her own gutting and still look so pretty and dainty.
ReplyDeleteI thought you were describing my fishy stuffie
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
But what about the catnip? We hear kitties love that "stuff" - or do you prefer the real stuffing like us?
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
noe noe noe madi....ya gotta give that squirrelz another look....eye LOVES ta beet de ewe noe what outta him everee chance eye get...him haz bee come me fav o rite toy.....N once ya got him good N dead ya can chew em N get him nice N gushy with a spit shine.....troo lee !!!
ReplyDeletebutter lover boomer o cat ;)
Well Madi we know about those kind of toys - Mom often gets them as prizes in our contests BUT like you - I much prefer ripping apart my OWN stuff and removing the innards. That one is no fun if you're a "wannabe surgeon" !!!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Sammy
I agree Madi, it is much better to gut things yourself.
ReplyDeleteWe received a Skinnneez Platypus last week. We love it because we don't get furry stuffed toys. We also like to de-gut them! haha!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm I think I have to agree with you Madi, I want to kill my own stuffies! Shove it under the dresser so it goes away!
ReplyDeleteAw, that's too bad that you didn't get to gut him yourself, Madi.
ReplyDeleteAw, too bad the squirrel was already deaded. We likes to gut our toys too. We have just about got all the nip out of our favorite fishie, he is looking pretty dead these days. The other day mama saw white stuff all over the carpet and thought Georgia was losing her furs. The she figured out that we had been de-stuffing our toys. MOL!
ReplyDeleteKitty Kisses,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
Georgia, Adam and Gloria
Haha haha Madi! But that flatie is so cute. Our Spanky cat bit the heads off lizards, gutted them and left their flat bodies on the front porch when we lived in Louisiana many years ago... ewww.
ReplyDeleteWe have one of those flat things too. We only liked it a little bit. Mom and Dad put it away for awhile. When they brought it back out, Dad sprayed it with nip spray. It is one of our favorites because we can pick it up on our paws and fling it around and then attack it. Maybe you would like it more if your Mom sprays it with nip spray. Love, Cali, Andy, Tater and Shelly (C.A.T.S)
ReplyDeleteWe showed our sister cats your post and they are in total agreement. Neither of them have ever taken to catnip unlike our cousin cat who goes CRAZY for catnip!
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
What a stupid idea! Looks like that's made for the humans, not for the kitties! Who wants a toy that's already been destuffed? I completely agree with you Madi!
ReplyDeletePippa :)