My Tail
from
I Could Pee on This by Francesco Marciuliano
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| If my tail is curved then I'm at ease |
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| If it is tucked then do what you please |
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| If it twitches then get out of my sight (I'm watching a squirrel on my deck) |
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| If it is to one side then I'm free for the night (if you can wake me up) |
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| If it is fluffed then I simply can't deal |
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| If it swishes (and my fangs are showing) then it is about to get real |
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| If it is erect then for you I give thanks |
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You should probably walk away
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It there is no tail then I'm a Manx
BREAKING NEWSFLASH
I'M A COPYCAT
I NEED TO SPREAD THE WORD FAST ABOUT SOMETHING FANTASTIC
SO
I COPIED THIS FROM MY MENTOR FRANKIE FURTER'S BLOG
PeeS... Talkin about wantin to look our BESTEST.... In THIS country MOTHER's Day is coming on May 11th.. BUTT WE think Every Day should be Mom's day... All over the world. Don't YOU?
Well, in HONOR of MOMs... EVERWHERE... Mona and Prissy have decided to put up a SmileBox thingy with pictures of US with our Moms... you can start sending your Pictures to them Today... The Dead Lion fur this will be. MAY 9th.. butt don't wait Too long..get your pics sent as soon as pawsible..... Here is the Email addy... redricca(at)sbcglobal(dot)NET
Well, in HONOR of MOMs... EVERWHERE... Mona and Prissy have decided to put up a SmileBox thingy with pictures of US with our Moms... you can start sending your Pictures to them Today... The Dead Lion fur this will be. MAY 9th.. butt don't wait Too long..get your pics sent as soon as pawsible..... Here is the Email addy... redricca(at)sbcglobal(dot)NET
Oh Madi, that first pic looks like the one on my own blog today.
ReplyDeleteGreat ladycats (and tuxies) think alike! - Precious
XOXOXO
MOL - luv da tail poem and photos!
ReplyDeleteI already sent in my smile box photo! :)
Great photos to accompany the poem! I actually have grabby hands. Binga has snatching hands!
ReplyDeleteThat is a nice poem Madi, but oh to be able to grab food with one's tail!
ReplyDeleteGreat tale of the tail. Well illustrated.
ReplyDeleteSHE used to have a Manx.
XXXOOO Bella & Roxy
Bravo Madi great ode to the tail. We loved it. Have a terrific Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
That's a pawsome tail tale!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Your guy Raz and The Florida Furkids
Those cat tails do send lots of messages. Great post about all those positions of the tail. Have yourselves a fantatic day.
ReplyDeletehahaha, great tail tale! I'm glad you have a long fluffy tail, it's a weapon too. I always use it like a bad finger, when they make me angry. Have a super tuesday!
ReplyDeletehehehe, you have a very expressive tail! If it grabs food at our house, then it's probably an octoPus!!!!
ReplyDeletethis is an amazing tale of your tale and I had no idea your tail talks... wow, a mayor with a smart tail and a smart mom who can read tail talk... now we know when it is safe to approach or mayor
ReplyDeleteTale of a tail. LOL
ReplyDeleteLove 'em all...your tale of happy....but my favorite is the one "about to get real".
ReplyDeleteYour Tail tells quite a Tale fur SURE Madi. Your pictures truly illustrate the words PURRRRRRRRfectly.
ReplyDeleteThis was a very amusing and lovely post!
ReplyDeleteMean ole cat dietzman is always in the mean cat mode.
ReplyDeletestella rose
That was an interesting tale of a tail.
ReplyDeleteI like your curled tail. How did you do that?
ReplyDeleteWe are very jealous of your tail. Ours don't do much at .5 inches long
ReplyDeleteSnorts,
Lily & Edward
What an expressive tail you have, my LLS!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Laila your LLS and Minchie your BFF
Your tail is pretty expressive, Madi! But I still prefer my little nub and full-body wagging!!
ReplyDeletedid not know a tail could tell such a tale!!! You can tell when we are unhappy cause our curly tail goes straight.
ReplyDeletehugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Nice explanation!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWe learn about your.... tail!
Love you Madi!
Love you tail tale.
ReplyDelete♥♥♥Mona & Prisy
Now we know what kind of mood you are in at any given post just by looking at your tail :)
ReplyDeleteDip and Elliot x
Oh, I LOVES that Madi!!!! BOL!!! Good tip on the monkey thing...I don't thinks I wanna gets near a monkey...just sayin'!
ReplyDeleteKisses,
Ruby ♥♥
Oh, I LOVES that Madi!!!! BOL!!! Good tip on the monkey thing...I don't thinks I wanna gets near a monkey...just sayin'!
ReplyDeleteKisses,
Ruby ♥♥
Your parade of tails was fu. pretty Madi!
ReplyDeletea veree fine tale of tails madi !!! ♥
ReplyDeleteMOL yes I am ... a manx! No tail not one iota of one. Not a smidgen not a bit nothing but a fluff of fur! Madi that was so cute!
ReplyDeleteI like that little bend in the end of your tail. Why it looks like you could hang by the bend.
ReplyDeleteThanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
We love Tail Talk.
ReplyDeleteOh Madi, this is such a fun post. All humans need to learn to read Tail language. We agree about the monkey, it's not wise to pet when the monkey is out. Did you know you have the cutes tail ever.
ReplyDeleteKitty Kisses,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
That is a great tale of your tail Madi.
ReplyDeletePurrrfect photos to illustrate all of the moods of your tail.
ReplyDeleteI used to chase my tail. I caught it once! I was surprised. :)
ReplyDeleteMOL! You have quite the expressive tail, Madi!
ReplyDeleteThose are some great pics to go along with a very nice poem, Madi.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
We loved the tail tale!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
What a wonderful tale...and tail!!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
PAWSOME poem Miss Madi...we especially like the "...then it's about to get real" line!
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy