I cannot carry a tune in a bucket
yet I sing, I cannot write poetry yet I try.
I am thrilled to be participating
in Oz's 2nd annual Bad Poetry Day.
Click here to Join the
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Ready or not here it is
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Madi I am.
sometimes I'm a glam(orous) kitty
Madi I am,
sometimes I like to jam
Madi I am,
but most times I just
AM
Madi I am,
when mom gives me ham
I always say thank you
Ma'am
THE END
(I heard a collective sigh of relief)
HOP
Ready or not here it is
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Madi I am.
sometimes I'm a glam(orous) kitty
sometimes I like to jam
but most times I just
AM
Madi I am,
when mom gives me ham
I always say thank you
Ma'am
THE END
(I heard a collective sigh of relief)
I luvs ham! MOL!
ReplyDeleteWe thoughts this was supposed to be bad poetry day. Madi, we likes your poem a lot. We also like ham!
ReplyDeleteKitty Kisses,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
Georgia, Adam and Gloria
Vincent and Marky
Loki and Freya
and still unnamed little one
*APAWS* *APAWS* *APAWS* ... a poem straight from the heart Miss Madi!
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
Inserting the HAM at the end makes it the best poetry!
ReplyDelete*clap clap clap clap clap*
That's great! And it's great to get ham! And a poem about ham is brilliant Ma'am! Have a super monday!
ReplyDeleteApplaws, applaws .......bravo....bravo. Hamming up there Madi? Have a marvellous Monday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Smiling....Anni I am. What fun.
ReplyDeleteYou did good Ms. Madi.
Any poem with ham is a good poem, Madi!
ReplyDeleteMadi, that was not bad at all! I loved it, especially the ham part. I am gonna go check out Oz and see some more.
ReplyDeleteLove Sasha
Good job…. I liked da Dr Suez rhythm. Dis is sooooooo much fun.
ReplyDeleteGot to go and read da next one. Have a poetic day.
Wags,
Ranger
I did not sigh.. I laughed and laughed and laughed again. love it ms poet that doesn't know it...
ReplyDeleteBOL! You sure ARE, Madi...I didn't think kitties liked ham though. It is delicious. What a fantastic BAD poem!
ReplyDelete*high paws*
Oz
MADI any poem that has YOU and HAM in it... is GRRRRREAT. We think it was WONDERFUL.
ReplyDeleteHEHEHE, ham....yes you and Putter Jean are related. She'll chase's round the kitchen when she hears the H. A. M. package come out of the fridge.
ReplyDeleteI love ham, too, Madi! You got my mouth watering! It did rhyme! BOL
ReplyDeleteYour BFFF
Molly
Oh dear piggy heavens - you as a blonde! Watch out Marilyn Monroe - hubba hubba. XOXO - Bacon
ReplyDeleteAnd I'll forgive you for the ham mention - cause I know you LOVE me and wouldn't eat me... right? Snorts. XOXO - Bacon
DeleteLove it, Madi! You look purr-fect in that wig!
ReplyDeleteI liked your poem so much I link Fourpaws to it
ReplyDeleteBravo pretty Madi, we think ya done good!
ReplyDeleteBrava! And did somebody say ham??
ReplyDeleteExcellent Madi!
ReplyDeleteGood thing your name isn't SAM!!! BOL!
Bravo! Bravo Madi you are
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
BRAVO!!!! Your poem was pawesome, Madi - we loved it, especially the part about ham - hope you got some.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
Well done Madi...now where's that ham?
ReplyDeleteHa Ha Madi! Great Bad Poem!
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Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta
A brief but excellent poem nonetheless!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Mayorz For All Paws
Whew! Wait! You said ham! We give your poem a rating of ten noms! Purrs...
ReplyDeleteBOL!!! We thought that was one excellent poem!! Mama has been too busy with remodeling and the campaign and forgot ALL ABOUT Oz's poem day "sigh"
ReplyDeleteWe need better help!!
Smileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
BRAVA! You did a pawsome job!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
your guy Raz and The Florida Furkids
Oh! I like your poem!!!!!!
ReplyDeletemadi...we hurd de werd ham...care if we come over for sum samiches....we will bring de friez & stuff ta drink ♥
ReplyDeleteHey Madi!
ReplyDeleteWow, excellent job! I'm totally impressed and I love that wig. BOL/MOL Sometimes I just AM too and I definitely appreciate me some ham. Pawesome!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, Pol Commish
It can't be bad poetry if it's got ham in it Madi.
ReplyDeleteWell, not being poets ourselves. We think it's good...or at least meets the criteria MOL!
ReplyDeleteMOL! (We're trying to become bilingual.)
DeleteApaws, Apaws! An excellent bad poem. We think Dr. Seuss would be proud.
ReplyDeleteMadi I am...that was an....hmmm....interesting poem! ;)
ReplyDeleteNothing like free verse...
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Oh Madi Bravo you did a great job :) we loves ham too hahahhha :) hugs and loves Fozziemum xx
ReplyDeletePerrrfect :-)
ReplyDeleteWhat a wonderful bad poem entry1
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