I interrupt my regularly schedule nonsense to ask a very important thingie. The Tabby Cat Club is having a
Sadie Hawkins Dance on 2/14/15...
Madi is my name
Sadie Hawkins is the game
It falls upon the gals to invite
their males to join them to
swing and sway the night away...
So Dear Raz
my guy would you do me the
honor of being my date for not 2
but 3 dances on February 14, 2015.
Your cougar lady will be sure to take some Geritol that day
With love and anticipation
Madi your Gal
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MONDAY THIS MAGAZINE ARRIVED IN THE MAIL
OH MY CATS LOOK IT SAYS
HEART TO HEART
Almost exactly like our
Heart 2 Heart Blogville Dance
FEBRUARY IS WOMEN'S HEART HEALTH MONTH
Mom and I are women and we are very heart healthy
HOWEVER,
This is not the tale I want to tell.....
This is the tale I want to tell
As you might recall, Hizznor Judge Frankie
decreed no flashy beast between 10-3
If the sun is shining in my dining room window....
it is between 10 and 12, which, according to my calculations,
falls smack in the middle of 10am-3pm.
Mom decided not to heed the strict
mandate by Hizznor Frankie; therefore,
I had to take matters into my paws.
Either I ignore her and her attempts the plastic
or I call for back up!!!
SOMETIMES IT IS HARD BUT
TOUGH LOVE WORKS!!!
Can't believe she is blatantly ignoring a court order!
ReplyDeleteOMC...Your Mama is going to end up in Hailey's jail!! I hope you have taught your Daddy how to feed you!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Hizzonor Frankie will put her in the hoosegow for the blatant disregard of hiz decree! Then you can soak up sun puddles in peace and quiet. Of course you will have to work out the little problem of the can opener.
ReplyDeleteDem peeps!
ReplyDeleteLOL we think Milton summed it for us perfectly. Damn those cans. Have a tremendous Thursday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Hari Om
ReplyDeletePlastic as appeasement??? At least the woman could make a more generous bribe than that??????? At the very least, something red.............??????????? Good luck getting her to honour the agreement Madi! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
What!!!! Mom's ignoring a Court Order from Hizzoner Frankie. Uh oh, Mom, yous in big deep troubles !
ReplyDeleteLove and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
OIh Miss Madi..you KNOW Raz is going to be the perfect date,.such a handsome mancat ! and sorry mum blew it on the curfew...guess it's going to be an ugly hearing hhahhha :) loves Fozziemum xx
ReplyDeleteOh Madi, your boyfriend is just so handsome. Bet you all will have a great time at the dance. You all have a great day.
ReplyDeleteI love the sun on that green chair.. OOPS did i Ignore the cat in the chair? mom must do what mom must do. she knows we are all waiting to see what you do.
ReplyDeleteWe are SURE that RAZ will say YES... Sadie Hawkins Day is a grrrreat Idea..
ReplyDeleteYES.... Officer Bites will have to Deal with your mom... She is in violation of a Court Order... This can NOT be Ignored...
You and Raz will have a blast. I'm jealous, I love to dance. I think I'm going to have to shame the Redneck into taking me somewhere to shake a leg.
ReplyDeletewhat a nice place: a green chair + sun bath!!!!
ReplyDeleteoh what a super postie... as my mom read "geritol" she laughed and lost the oreo cookie what was on the way to her tummy.....mom, can you read that with the cougar lady again to me, please?... i see there are a lot more oreo's in the box...
ReplyDeleteeasy rider
Raz is sure a lucky guy!
ReplyDeleteOh your mom is gonna be in so much trouble!! Im sure Raz will love to go with ya.
ReplyDeleteWags
Oreo
You are sure going to do a lot of dancing pretty Madi!
ReplyDeleteyou should start writing children's books, you've got your star. :)
ReplyDeleteRaz looks so much like my Taffy, I miss her.
that looks like a good magazine. heart disease runs in my family.
enjoy the sunshine! I can't believe it's going down into the teens! keep warm!
hugs,
Marie
Raz is a lucky mancat! We know he'll be delighted to escort you.
ReplyDeleteHope you have a wonderful Thursday.
XOXO from your besties at Angel Prancer Pie.
We are sure Raz will say yes! Your mom is really pushing the limits!!
ReplyDeletehugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
tell your Momma to go shopping NOW and get you that box she was ordered to get you. That means she will have to put the flashy beast down and get the box and hopefully she can fulfill some of the stuff Judge Frankie told her to do.
ReplyDeleteOK Madi...gots you message...this will not be tolerated...I have grabbed Hailey and we are on our way in the BP Transport, with full leg, arm and hand cuffs.......she can run...we will get her...this is gonna be 30 days in jail..and this better not continue!
ReplyDeleteTop Cop Bites
YIPPPEEEEE YES I will be your date for the Sadie Hawkins Dance!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Your guy Raz
OH dear Madi is this a felony or a misdemeanor?
ReplyDeleteYou gotta do what you gotta do! We are sure Raz will say yes especially when he sees . . . um, well you-know!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Oops, somemummy is in trouble.....
ReplyDeleteGeritol, that is hilarious, haha.
Dip and Elliot x
We all know you really want to play with that plastic wrap! BOL
ReplyDeleteMolly the Golden
madi...ewe noe raz iz gonna say yes inn deed...haza sooop awesum time at de dances ♥♥♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteUh oh, your mom is going to be in big trouble.
ReplyDeleteUhoh.....you mean your Mom is defying a COURT ORDER????!!!! Wow.....she likes living on the edge huh? Well all I cay say is you have photographic proof that she did NOT honor the decree so suitable punishment MUST be made!
ReplyDeleteAs for Raz - he's putty in your paw......take that Geritol though - I'm gonna be taking mine too!
Hugs, Sammy
Hahahaha.....Geritol. Mom wonders if they still make that!
ReplyDeleteYour face twin
Tipper
Wow--you are going to be a busy lady cat :)
ReplyDeleteYour mom is gonna end up in the slammer, Madi!
ReplyDeleteThree dances in one day! That has to be a world record! Better get your beauty rest and tell Mom to put that flashy beast away! Sure hope TC Bites gets there before she has more days added to her sentence! You do look awfully cute in your photos though..,jus saying'!
ReplyDeleteWaggies,
Braeden, Seth and Riley
Our mom is going to send a cake to your mom with a file in it so she can get out of jail. You did a good job of ignoring her when she tried to get your picture.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, we cannot believe it! What is going on with these hoomans and their blatant disregard for the law?? Just because they walk on two legs they think can do whatever they want!
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy