TRIAL
LAST MONDAY ERNIE MY ATTORNEY FROM THE
AND HIS PARA-LE-GAL FOXY ROXY
LAST MONDAY ERNIE MY ATTORNEY FROM THE
AND HIS PARA-LE-GAL FOXY ROXY
REPRESENTED ME IN SEVERAL COMPLAINTS AGAINST MOM...IF YOU MISSED THE SAGA TRIAL
I have deliberated long and hard on the charges. There are Three of them.
TRIBULATIONS 1-3
TODAY I'D LIKE TO REPORT MOM'S RESPONSE TO THE VERDICTS
BELOW!! MY REPORT IS IN RED!!
1. I therefore find that Madi was CHEATED outta a Fine Box.
I am sentencing Miss Cecilia to a trip behind the mall for a session of Dumpster Diving.
JUDGE FRANKIE TO DATE MOM HAS MADE NO EFFORT AT RIGHTING THIS WRONG!! THE ONLY DUMPSTER-LIKE THING I'VE SEEN HER NEAR IS OUR
90 gallon curb side City Trash can!!
TRIBULATIONS 1-3
TODAY I'D LIKE TO REPORT MOM'S RESPONSE TO THE VERDICTS
BELOW!! MY REPORT IS IN RED!!
1. I therefore find that Madi was CHEATED outta a Fine Box.
I am sentencing Miss Cecilia to a trip behind the mall for a session of Dumpster Diving.
JUDGE FRANKIE TO DATE MOM HAS MADE NO EFFORT AT RIGHTING THIS WRONG!! THE ONLY DUMPSTER-LIKE THING I'VE SEEN HER NEAR IS OUR
90 gallon curb side City Trash can!!
2. The Stalking of Madi...
I am placing Miss Cecilia to a DAILY Pawbation period... NO Stalking from 10 AM to 3 PM... Pawsitively NO Flashy Beast used during those hours... the Pawbation period will be for the period of 8 or 7 days from today...
Judge Frankie she has completely ignored your mandate of no stalking from 10am -3pm
I had the flashy monster set to time stamp but she tampered with my setting. Thus I have no proof.
3. RELENTLESS and REPEATED refusal to prepare Madi's Supper in a timely fashion...
I sentence her to pawceed to the KITCHEN STORE, where she is to procure a TIMER... Timer to be SET fur 87 minutes from the End of the No Stalking time daily. This is to continue fur 8 or 7 days.. or until Miss Cecilia can PROVE that she WILL serve Madi her supper ON TIME.
Judge Frankie I am happy to report Mom aka Miss Cecilia took this mandate to heart...she
made a special trip to our Kitchen searched high and low....finally found her 87 year old timer
TIMER
I am placing Miss Cecilia to a DAILY Pawbation period... NO Stalking from 10 AM to 3 PM... Pawsitively NO Flashy Beast used during those hours... the Pawbation period will be for the period of 8 or 7 days from today...
Judge Frankie she has completely ignored your mandate of no stalking from 10am -3pm
I had the flashy monster set to time stamp but she tampered with my setting. Thus I have no proof.
3. RELENTLESS and REPEATED refusal to prepare Madi's Supper in a timely fashion...
I sentence her to pawceed to the KITCHEN STORE, where she is to procure a TIMER... Timer to be SET fur 87 minutes from the End of the No Stalking time daily. This is to continue fur 8 or 7 days.. or until Miss Cecilia can PROVE that she WILL serve Madi her supper ON TIME.
Judge Frankie I am happy to report Mom aka Miss Cecilia took this mandate to heart...she
made a special trip to our Kitchen searched high and low....finally found her 87 year old timer
TIMER
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| I checked to be sure it was set to 87 minutes....she cheated it was not. Mom says it can only be set to 60 minutes |
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| Upon closer inspection the ticking noise coming from the timer and the diiiiiing it made was more aggravating than the Grandfather Clock in the foyer. I hired my precious Dad to be my official timer...all he has to do is remind So in closing I guess the main complaint of timely feeding of Madi has been solved. I heard Mom called me a Drama Queen... 1 and 2 to be addressed. Thank you again for your time. Respectfully submitted Madi(son) D. Cat |
Well, at least da foodables are bein taken care of - dat are da most important one.
ReplyDeleteMadi, the foodables are the most impawtant, but I still think she should be penalized for not following through. At the very least, the flashy beast. We should have some part of the day when we feel safe and can relax. Good luck my pal.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
I'm afraid that even Hizzonor Frankie cannot solve everything….
ReplyDeleteBut, you are still one box down and contending with the flashy beast. Maybe a parole officer should have been appointed to see that the verdict is carried out properly!
ReplyDeleteOh Mom, you could be in for some more penalties!
ReplyDeleteMadi, I finks you need to 'call in the boys' to get Mom sorted out!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Hari OM
ReplyDelete....methinks a well-fed cat is less likely to be so concerned with flashies and BINges... more likely to be snoozies after the feedings.... so perhaps mum is onto something... Hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx
Methinks you need to get mum sorted, Madi. Huh drama queen NEVER. Have a marvellous Monday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
That is way too complicated for us. We just demand food everytime the Mom stands up. There is always someone around here that needs food. Happy Monday to all of you.
Deletewoo hoo hoo. Sounds like problems on the home front. DQ against DQ. On no, fur and skin are gonna fly.
ReplyDeleteUh oh, Madi your mom better get straightened out! That flashy beast always does it to me too.
ReplyDeletenow we at least know you will not starve to death even though you may be blinded by the flash during the day light hours. good thing you have Dad to holler for you... i had no idea how badly your mom has been treating you. now we all know and can hold her accountable.
ReplyDeleteTHIS is a Tapestry of Justice.
ReplyDeleteWe think we need to send a Parole Officer to have a talk with your mom! One outta 3 is NOT up to Blogville Standards... and Tampering with the Timers of BOTH the Flashy Beast and the Reminder Timer thingy are NOT what His MopHeadedNess ORDERED... and WHERE is your replacement Box??? WE know that She is at the Mall Daily... and she NEEDS to get to that Dumpster and DIVE In fur the DIVA...
Oh yes, the Food is most important, Madi!
ReplyDeleteI would agree, that timer might aggravate your appetite and that would be bad!
1 out of 3 ain't bad!! BOL
Your loyal friend,
Molly the Golden
Well Miss Madi, if your Mom was going to be compliant with only one out of three of her sentencings, at least it was the most important one :)
ReplyDeleteLuvs
Marty
The flashy beast is a problem here too. At least you will get your foods on time!!!
ReplyDeleteHugs, your guy Raz and The Florida Furkids
a queen is a queen :o) sadly Drama is in Greece and currently that country is a hot place ...but the ole castle there is not bad...as a secondary residence :o)
ReplyDeleteEasy Rider
Well, in our book our meals are very important so we give Mom an A for effort. You don't really want her searching in the dumpsters and bringing home lots of germs to you and we are pretty sure there is no way cure the Moms' addictions to the flashy beasts.
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
Oh my, that's just like one of those things we see on the TV!
ReplyDeleteOH dear Madi this is a quagmire! We hope it all gets sorted out very quickly.
ReplyDeleteWell, I suppose one out of three is better than none.
ReplyDeleteMadi is always right and never guilty. Moms are always guilty and drama queens
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Love the saying - it takes a DQ to know a DQ. That's telling her!
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear the timely feeding charge has been suitably handled to your satisfaction but what about #1 and #2 Madi??? Those are impawtant too! I guess we do have to take our little victories when we get them though!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Sammy
It's off to jail...Judge Frankie, GET ON THIS NOW!!!...I am notifying Hailey that she will be handcuffed , thrown in the BP Transport and hauled to jail....till such time as she is willing to go by the COURT MANDATED RULES!
ReplyDeleteTop Cop Bites
I agree the food is the most impawtant part. But your momma still DEFINITELY owes you a new box!
ReplyDeleteOh boy Madi...we sure hope your Mama doesn't get jail time for this...and if she does, we hope your Dad has access to the foodables!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Oh dear. We are afraid of what the judge might do now!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Oh dear I think there is still trouble at the mill. I hope you are not too hard on your mum
ReplyDeletemadi....did sum one men shunz yur goin ta DQ !!! awesum....tell em ya wanna tripull decker burger, NOE BURD anda platter of friez...stay way frum de chocolate tho ♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteWe don't know about what the judge might do, but we think you shouldn't put your face so close to the timer. That thing makes a noise when you least expect it.
ReplyDeleteWe can't believe your mom isn't complying with Judge Frankie's orders. Maybe if she doesn't want to go dumpster diving for a box she can go to one of those stores like a Costco of BJ's to find a good box. Our mom says that at BJ's they always have boxes near the exit for you to pick through.
ReplyDeleteThis is an outrage! An outrage I say! Never fear I am on my way with two cases of Fancy Feast ...oops, watch you below. CRASH!
ReplyDeleteAP
I think she got off pretty easy. She should have to buy you a brand new box at Staples.
ReplyDeleteGoodness me Madi..mum at least git the timer issue sorted..now to the other issues I hope she can learn to comply hahaahah :) loves Fozziemum xxx
ReplyDeleteI (Wally) am considering hiring Ernie the Attorney to represent me. I'm not ready to bark about what happened butt I can tell you...it is a jaw dropper!!
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy