Oliver tile guy had to take the door down last Friday to lay the tile. Before he left, mom asked him if he could put it up?
He said no because he could not stand on freshly mudded tiles to rehang the door. Mom said well we have a cat. Oliver seems like a nice enough guy and he didn't smell too bad....BUTT evidently he knows NUTTIN' absolutely NUTTIN. about cats. He said oh, no worries she isn't heavy enough to disturb the tiles if she walks on them. Mom told him she was concerned about all the debris in the tub from demo etc. and the pieces of trash on the floor. Because she knew I'd be in there lickety split sniffing stuff. Oliver said oh ok I can lay the door on it's side across the opening. Picture this in your mind's eye, a 3' wide door on its side to keep Moi out of a 7' tall opening.
Mom about cracked up. She told Oliver my cat could jump that blindfolded. He seemed a tad surprised. He ended up standing door against the frame.
Purrsonally I think in his mind he was quite impressed with my potential jumping abilities.
Mom knew I wouldn't eat anything but she also knew me and my sniffer would be in there in a flash smelling things.. She was worried I'd inhale trash.
After it was all said and done I told mom I was a tad insulted I NEVER INHALE!!!
Oh this is the floor behind the door. There is no potty in there or a vanity..just a tub and the walls have to be painted. Hopefully sometime this week. We like the way Oliver laid the tiles too.
Aw lol!!
ReplyDeleteGeez, that tile guy may know his way around tiles, but he's totally DUMB about kitties! I'm glad your human schooled him.
ReplyDeletehugs to Oliver! a good tiler is like a gift! we had a bad one and a super bad one... the bad one was Eric and the super bad one was named dad... butt that's not really a surprise hehehehehe
ReplyDeleteThe tiles look great!!!!
ReplyDeleteButt, I haf to admit, I would just haf to EAT everything he'd left, not just delicately sniff them Madi
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Things are really shaping up. The tile looks great!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
your guy Raz and The Florida Furkids
We would have been in there sniffin' everything too, Madi. Love the tile choice!
ReplyDeleteHari OM
ReplyDeleteHuh - that Oliver clearly has NEVER been around cats... big education for him. His work looks promising though... hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx
Silly Oliver. thinking that door on it's side would keep you out. That is just a challenge to get in there. That tile is just terrific.
ReplyDeleteOliver definitely does not know cats at all.
ReplyDeleteLove the tile on the diagonal. Yes, the tile mastiff has to be completely dry and cure for at least 24 hours before walking on it. Otherwise, it will pop the tile loose on the floor.
Wow.... how can there be any hoomins so Cat Clueless? Maybe there ought to be Kittehs 101 taught in schools.
ReplyDeleteWhat an adventure, Madi!
ReplyDeleteThe towels are really beautiful I love them like that. Hehehe LOL LOL at you and a 3-foot door in a 7-foot hole. Quite creative tool in the door
ReplyDeleteOliver did a great job of laying the tile, but he doesn't know cats!BOL
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Molly and Kathy
Tile Guy Oliver DID do a grrrreat job with the floor... butt he is CLEARLY CLUELESS about YOU and YOUR SKILLS and DETERMINATION... Butt we want to know what Oliver's REAL name is... bet it is somethingy like Truman or Ruben or maybe... EARL.
ReplyDeleteToo bad your mom knows you so well, or you could have gotten away with some really fun stuff!
ReplyDeleteOliver did a wonderful job, he should have just listened to your mom in the first place cos moms are always right. By the way madi did I tell you mom painted the kitchen floor on sunday and once it was almost dry she realized she used wall paint instead of floor paint, that she had grabbed the wrong can, you would not want her working at your house. keep oliver. stella rose
ReplyDeleteAs you said he knows nothing about sneaky Kitty kats that Earl!
ReplyDeletePeace,
Lily & Edward
Madi - even I would have jumped over the sideways door! Glad a solution was found to keep you from inhaling anything!
ReplyDeletehugs
Mr bailey, Hazel & Mabel
I am sure that Oliver is good at what he does know pretty Madi!
ReplyDeletemadi....we never inhalez R grazz either ☺☺☺ N just a good guess... but we think de new tub will hold ruff lee 7 poundz oh bloo gill......eazee ♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteYou never inhale. Ha roo roo roo!!!! Hmm... where have I heard that one before?!?
ReplyDeleteAnd seriously. 3 feet? Child's play. I'd jump right over that, too. Where is this guy's head?
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher
That is too funny- I agree Oliver has never had a cat. He does do a nice job tiling though.
ReplyDeleteHalf a door? Yeah, that's EASY to get over! BOL. That tile guy didn't know nothing!
ReplyDeleteIt's a good thing he knows tiles better than he knows cats! Maybe you need to show him your skills!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Well the tile guy did do a good job. I'm glad that he put the door back.
ReplyDeleteWhen I have tradesmen in my cats are always hanging around checking everything out, I'm a bit worried if they missing all day not to be seen, they are letting me know that they do not like this guy only happened once turned out to be right.
ReplyDeleteMerle..............
You are so funny, Madi! I'm glad you never inhale. :-) I agree--apparently he doesn't know much about cats.
ReplyDeleteMadi, our mom doesn't like home repairs and renos either because like you, we would be all over the stuff. When we were having some painting done, the workers left their ladder and equipment and I crawled all over that stuff...and climbed the ladder. ~Wally
ReplyDeleteOMD..the insanity continues!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
Hmm....Oliver just doesn't know about how we cats can FLY does he?! However he DOES know about laying tile - the floor looks FAB!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Sammy
It looks very nice even though Oliver is a bit daft about cats :)
ReplyDeleteIt looks very nice even though Oliver is a bit daft about cats :)
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