Thoroughly Poetic Thursday #170

  Poetic Thursday hosted by our pals Teddy and Angel Sammy 

at Two Spoiled Cats

 

Here is our challenge for today

It was a trip of a life time

He had so many tales to tell

Little did he know,

 he was coming home with a tail.

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True story:

During the last five years of working, my office was in Partners III
a new building on Centennial Campus.
For the first few months, the gazillion fire alarms went off daily...for no reason. There were some chemisty labs on the 3rd floor, so we always took the alarms very seriously.
One day I was in the loo....one of the alarms was located right above the loo door. I quickly exited the loo, looking much like the man above, but not that long.  There were very FEW female students. Thankfully the wife of a graduate student, quickly came up behind telling me I had a short tail of tp.  She pulled it off for me. . Later, she told me none of the male students, in my section wanted to tell me.
 I told them I was old enough to be their MOTHER.  I asked would you tell you mother, they said yes.  I said from now on treat me like you Mother!!