Court is in Session: Sarge Case 001: Docket 001A

ALL RISE
Here Come da Judge Madi 

JUDGEY WIGGY BY PUDDLES D. RAINWATER

On Friday 10 May 2013 at 06:00 am
Blogville's Top Cop,
SARGE

was accused of a crime and wrongfully stripped of his 
Top Cop Status by his assistant aka The Hands
Please click here to read all about it.
Beclaws you all will be our Jury...

As Mayor of Blogville I immediately sent this reply:

FIRSTLY, WE ARE PLEASED AS PUNCH TO TELL YOU Shelldon, Beachnut and Oceana  aka the Crabby Girls WERE HIDING IN THEIR CRAB--I-TAT WHEN 
THE HANDS 
WERE SUPPOSEDLY INJURED AND PLAYED NO PART IN THIS INJUSTICE.
SECONDLY, ANY AND ALL changes in my mayoral cabinet requires court action...I see/smell a session of the highest court in Blogville coming into session. 

Note to The Hands: all beings are innocent until proven guilty. And you do not have jurisdiction
in  
North Carolina!!!!  
SO SEEK COVER IN SOME DEEP
POCKETS, OH AND PS HANDS
TALK TO THE  PAW THE JUDGE AIN'T LISTENING

Uncle Frankie and I will convene lickety split and advise

Note to Sarge: Do not say another word or make a peep until you have legal representation.

Sincerely submitted,
Judge/Mayor Madi (D) Cat, 

        

          Witness for the Defendant:

To WHOM it may concern

          From: Frankie Mayor Emertius 

 Re:  Sarge Top Cop of Blogville has been framed

ImPawper Work Stoppage and Interference with OUR LIVES and Blogville Bidness.

                (It has been rumored that Sarge's PEEPs are removing him from his Pawsition as Chief of Pawlice. However, THAT was ONLY REPORTED to be teh case.)

Be it known that Sarge, Chief of Blogville Pawlice, has been Accused and SENTENCED without benefit of council or Pawper Trial by his PEERS.     

   Such action is not to be Tolerated.    Not to mention ILL EAGLE.   

 (HIS) Peeps , nor any OTHER peep, hold  ANY authority in Blogville.   

        Some fear that this may be an attempted CREW STATION  overthrow of Blogville's GUM MINT.  This will NOT be Tolerated.   Many believe that a certain group of Crew Stations... might have been under the influence of FURmented Coconut Juice.   Others feel that Said Crew Stations may be getting a bit TOO BIG fur their Shells. 

 Plantiff Rebuttal:  

The Hands here to set the record straight.   No crabby girls were involved in the de-commissioning of Sarge COP.   He done did this to himself all by himself. 

One Hand did not bleed, but was definitely bitten.    Sarge is most definitely and officially DOG-HOUSED until further notice.  Can't be a COP while on such a short leash.  That's a Hands joke!  LOL

The Hands took Sarge's blog and COP job from him.   He'll get the blog back after The Hand stops throbbing, but the COP job is gone for good.   The Blogville PD is most assuredly a NO BITING HANDS zone.  

Poor Shelldon, Beachnut and; Oceana were as stunned as you.  LOL

I, Judge Madi, will present a closing statement:  We ask the citizens of Blogville to examine the charge on Sarge's Blog, Mayor Emertius Frankie's assessment of said Crime by said The Hands. Think long and hard on these questions: Were THE HANDS
in a place they were not suppose to be doing something illegal?  Had The Hands just finished eating bacon strips?  Were The Hands flaying about in conversation...causing Sarge to think they were about to land on his head?  And last but surely not least maybe The hand's nails needed a manicure and Sarge was just trying to help...

Once you have decided please feel free to leave your comments here followed by 

Guilty or Not Guilty.   

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Judge Madi will be in deliberations all day

WEDNESDAY, 15 MAY 2013

RETURNING ON THURSDAY, 16 MAY 2013

WITH HER DECISION

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The Majority RULES here in Blogville

RESPECTFULLY SUBMITTED

15 MAY 2013, 12:00AM

Judge Madi (D) Cat aka 

Hot Blonde Chick in the Judgey Wiggy

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