THE VERDICT: SARGE vs THE HANDS

HEAR YE HEAR YE BLOGVILLE COURT IS NOW

IN SESSION ALL RISE

THE HONORABLE 

HOT CHICK IN A BLONDE WIG

JUDGE MADI PRESIDING

OH MY WORD THE RESPONSES TO OUR VERY FIRST 

DAY IN COURT WERE ASTOUNDING.

I, MADI, AND SARGE ARE HUMBLED BY YOUR

OUTPOURING OF SUPPORT!!!! 

I WAS ONLY ABLE TO LEAVE A FEW COMMENTS 

(TODAY MY ASSISTANT HAD AN AFTERNOON OF MEETINGS 

REGARDING GRANDMA'S CARE).

 YESTERDAY AFTERNOON I PULLED OUT

MY REFERENCE BOOK AKA THE DIVA BOOK

 I JUMPED FOR JOY WHEN I READ

CHAPTER 5:  

HOW TO GET A FRIEND OUT OF 

THE WRONG HANDS 

I READ UNTIL MY EYES BECAME HEAVY

WHEN I AWOKE I HAD A DRINK

 AND SOME COD, SOLE, SHRIMP FANCY FEAST

(DID YOU KNOW FISH IS BRAIN FOOD)

I REMINDED MYSELF HOW A LONE I FELT THE LAST TIME I WAS CONFINED TO MY JAIL  

I PUT ON MY Superior softness Judgey THINKING hat

SARGE DECIDED HE WOULD 

COME INDOGNITO IN CASE HE HAD 

TO MAKE A RUN FOR HIS FREEDOM

I MEOWED FOR THE BAILIFF

TO CALL THE COURT TO ORDER

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I LOOKED OUT INTO THE COURT ROOM  TO FIND

THE HANDS 

WAVING AND  CAUSING ALL KINDS OF COMMOTION

I TOLD THEM THE BETTER FIND SOME

POCKETS TO HIDE IN OR THEY WOULD BE IN HELD IN

CONTEMPT OF COURT

FAMILY, FRIENDS, PEERS AND SUPPORTERS OF SARGE WERE EVERYWHERE...QUIETLY HOLDING

FREE SARGE SIGNS.

I DECIDED THE VERDICT WAS AS PLAIN

AS THE PINK NOSE ON MY FACE..AND

THERE WAS NO USE IN DRAWING IT OUT

SO WITHOUT FURTHER HESITATION
I DECLARE

SARGE 

IS

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THE HANDS WHINED LIKE BABIES
 (I ASKED THEM IF THEY WANTED SOME CHEESE WITH THEIR WHINE) 

ALL OF SARGE'S FRIENDS WERE JUMPING FOR

JOY AND SOMEHOW THEY SMASHED THE HANDS

I THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR EXCELLENT TESTIMONY

IN SARGE'S DEFENSE ON THIS DAY 

OF 16 MAY 2013 DECLARE THE TRIAL

OVER AND DONE AND HOPE TO NEVER HEAR FROM 

THE HANDS
AGAIN
SINCERELY 
JUDGEY MADI (D) CAT
WHEW THIS WIG IS HOT