Every single day in the late afternoon
I sit here (im)patiently
make sure she doesn't forget to feed me!!
She always asks, 'have I ever forgotten to feed you?' My reply is, 'you're older than dirt nothing is guaranteed!!'
As you can see....she can see me...'cause she
has that flashy beast working overtime.
translation: feed me woman
One would think she'd get off her
tush and see to the business of feeding me, but nope she keeps snapping.
I have one word
D E M E R I T S
I just scream for food all da time - den no one can forget.
ReplyDeleteWe start lobbying about an hour before our food time.....sometimes you have to take things into your own paws.
ReplyDeleteBinga starts asking for food about two hours ahead of time! I don't bother because I KNOW I'll get fed!
ReplyDeleteHari Om
ReplyDelete....what you gonna 'dock' from her then Madi.... No snuggles today??? Hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx
I barked and barked yesterday as they left a cooked chicken out and I wanted some. Too right it worked. You go to take matters into your own paw some days. Have a marvellous Monday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Oh yes, you have to keep the peeps on their toes around feeding time, NEVER let them forget!
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Crikey Madi ..... I know exactly what you mean. You've gotta keep on 'em, aye?? I'm the silent type .... I just stand under their feet and whimper ... it drives them crazy!!
ReplyDeleteAt our house, Madi, very loud and very constant meows works to get our Mom off her duff and pass out the food.But we do demand many many times a day, so your Mom has it made with only one kitty staring at her. You all have a great Monday.
ReplyDeletehahaha yes, there is no guarantee :o) My momma fed me twice once, I was totally surprised... sadly that was a "one hit wonder" :o(
ReplyDeleteHave a super monday
Easy Rider
Madi I KNOW your Mom would NEVER forget to feed you! But a little drama never hurts.. :)
ReplyDeleteMy Mommy is always neglecting to feed us at our USUAL time. In fact....our USUAL time seems to get later and later every day! :o(
ReplyDeleteI use my Sad brown eyes to make my peeps guilty and feed me! Most times it works. BOL
ReplyDeleteHugs to you my friend,
Molly the Golden
you might need lessons from Baby and Jake on how to get food. they don't wait patiently or roar, they come to where ever i am and get right in my face.. and stare until i get up. Jake knocks my hand off the mouse and Baby pushes on my knee with her head. you might try both of these.
ReplyDeleteWHAT is wrong with that woman. Does she Not realize that You are a DIVA and Mayor Emeritus???? THIS is intolerable. Do you want to add this to your CASE???? Your Attorney, Ernie
ReplyDeleteGood help is so hard to find!!
ReplyDeleteSome things should take priority pretty Madi, like food!
ReplyDeleteSome people just can't take a hint - or several. Hope you got fed eventually, BOL.
ReplyDeleteDip and Elliot x
Good job. You can swipe her ankle too
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Madi we even have to go to her and get right in front of her and REMIND her we are starving and need to be fed. She is hopeless sometimes. WE keep trying to make her move faster!
ReplyDeleteOur mom and dad have racked in so many demerits for not feeding on time. We understand your plight, Madi!
ReplyDeleteYeah, even this human knows that qualifies for demerits. Madi, Nicki and Derry have me so well trained that the first thing I do when I get up each morning (around 4AM, I'd like to add, every single day of the year) is feed them. Same thing when I get home.
ReplyDeleteSo feel free to teleport over if you're ever starving. No worries about lack of food at our house!
And yes, I do know who is in charge at our home and it's sure not me. :-D
-Kim
Oh Madi...I know how you feel!!! You should try what I do...I give my Mama "the butt". You knock her foot around with your tushy while she is sitting there making you wait for your food!! Don't be afraid to yell at her while you do it!!
ReplyDeleteGrowlies,
Bilbo
Uhoh.....demerits.....that's even worse than the back of respect or the painful laser eye torture......but you need to do what you must do in order to teach her a lesson!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Sammy
How dare she keep taking photos when you are clearly starving.
ReplyDeleteWell, see, there is always kibble in the big bowl here. But, sometimes, Mumsy lets it get down to where you can SEE the bottom of the bowl! Then we all have to alert her until she comes and fixes it.
ReplyDeletemadi...we haz one werd two...ore several dee pendin
ReplyDeletebye all thatz hole lee N deer cod in de seez...what de be jezuz iz with de chalk on
BURD FOTOZ !!!!!!!!!
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
♥♥
Well...she keeps that up..you can come and live with us...Mom loves kittes and we NEVER miss a meal...Dad sees to that!
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
We always show up wherever the head peep is working in the house to let her know our tummies are rumbly when mealtime is near. Though sometimes we are told that we are waaaaay too early. It's never too early for dinner!
ReplyDeleteYou poor neglected kitty :(
ReplyDeleteYou go girl -- work that roar!
ReplyDeleteLots of demerits!!
ReplyDeleteMadi, I feel your pain, you wouldn't believe what I have to do to get fed some days. Sheeesh, its not like she has anything better to do. We need to keep them on their toes all the time. Its a tough job, I understand.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
hoohaha on the roaring Madi. duh huh, how many demerits did Mom earn?
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