SATURDAY SECRET*

I LOVE CUSHIONS.....

I CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MUCH OR TOO MANY CUSHIONS UNDER MY TUSH!!

 BEHIND ME AND AROUND ME

 I EVEN LIKE TO WARM UP LEAVE MY FURS THE PEEPS DINING ROOM CUSHIONS

 MY SIS'S KITTY HARLEY LOVES CUSHIONS UNDER HIM AND BLANKIES ON TOP OF HIM.  HE IS A CORNISH REX ..
THEY DON'T HAVE MUCH FURS

AND SOMETIMES MY LOVE OF
CUSHIONS/SOFTNESS UNDER MY TUSH
GETS ME IN TIGHT  SITUATIONS
RE-ENACTMENT OF THE TIME I SOUGHT
THE SOFTNESS OF A DRAWER 
AND MOM MISTAKENLY CLOSED ME IN THE DRAWER.

Mom has officially earned her Old Gray Mare

 (OGM) status!  Why you ask...well let me tell you

The secret*

OMCs this was supposed to be a Saturday Photo Post...but alas the OGM only gave the word list a quick glance earlier this week.  She thought the word was CUSHION...

Thank goodness she looked again....

 IT WAS NOT CUSHION, IT WAS CUSTOM!!! 

AND SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO MAKE ANOTHER POST!!

EVERYONE ALL TOGETHER SAY

OLD GRAY MARE!!!

GIRLZ NIGHT OUT: ME-ssage

I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT

I AM HOSTING AN EVENT FOR 

DORY'S GIRLZ NIGHT OUT 

THANK YOU DORY FOR THIS BRILLIANT BADGE!!!
GIRLZ DO RULE

HEAR YE, HEAR YE...CALLING ALL GIRLZ

I AM CALLING IT 

ME-ssage DAY

It will be all about girlz relaxing,

chatting, snacking and doing what girlz do best

getting beauty sleep, deep  tissue ME-ssages,

neck ME-ssages, full body ME-ssages and

GIRLz whatever you want...it is your day!!

HERE IS WHAT WE NEED:

1. A picture of you reclining...doesn't matter how if you are asleep, on your back....just reclining.

2.  Please put your name on the picture

SEND THAT PICTURE TO 

candb214ATattDOTnet

subject email: Girlz ME-ssage 

AB-SO-LUTE DEADLION:

M A R C H 16, 2015

SINCE MOM will be using the newly acquired Pizap Skills that Jakey taught her she will need

plenty of time.  

Thursday Tale: Tree Monkeys Returneth

You will probably remember this photo from our post on Saturday 2/28/15 about

the falling pine tree limb barely missed Gracie our Highlander on Thursday 2/26/15.

As soon as the peeps saw this on Thursday morning, they were on the phone calling 

the Tree Monkeys to get on their schedule to have the offending trees removed

Well lo and behold the peeps are very good customers to the tree monkeys

They came to our house Saturday morning....and they were noisy.

They came with a chipper machine shown below.

OMCs you would not want your paws to get caught in that thing.

It actually ate up and spit out huge sections of trees and limbs

 They were very efficient and

 I was happy to see one of the Tree Monkey's had

impressive climbing skills.  He made this climb look easy!!

During the entire ordeal I sat right here....cause I knew Mom had my back

but I was ready to scurry if need be.

 In spite of the cold and miserable conditions, mom really loved how the

ice formed on the bird feeder domes.  She said it reminded her of 

old fashioned lamp shades with crystals hanging from the shades

Yay mom she always tries to see the beauty in things.

We are thrilled to say the last pine trees that could potentially threaten our house

are now gone.  The yard looks rather pathetic but we'll plant some pretty flowering trees like
dogwoods and crepe myrtles this spring to fill in the gaps.  

Words of Wisdom for the Male species....

Dear male friends it is I, Madi, here to offer you some very, very

impawtant information.  On Saturday, February 21, the resident

Male Dad of Casa de Madi, discovered once again the

rules of the house change and evolve by the hour.

You see he had  no clue one of his jobs was to be Mom's

Man-in-waiting: The job description of this position is

to thoroughly look mom over from head to toe before they go out.

Saturday afternoon I was sitting up on the dresser when I heard Mom call bellow to Dad.  

YOU ARE FIRED!

I cannot believe you let me leave the house like this.....

MOL MOL they went out to eat and ran several errands!!

I could hardly wait see what Dad didn't SEE

 I had to jump down to check things out.

Poor dad failed to notice that mom left the house

wearing two different earrings.... exhibit one below!!!!

OMCs I must defend my Dad....

I innocently asked, Well Mom how come you didn't notice

the earrings were different?  

1.They are different shapes, and different textures.

2. Didn't you see them when you brushed your teeth.

Then she gave me a stinky eye look that made me

retreat.

Her excuse was the earrings were in her drawer but had been placed by the incorrect mate....and she failed to notice.
I suggested:
Neither Dad nor I wear earrings so that was her fault.
Then she gave me another stern stinky eye...for fear of starvation I
once again retreated.
SHE SAID DAD should have noticed, she said she always makes sure his clothes match etc, (much to his dismay).

SO GUYZ OF ALL SPECIES I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS BIT OF WISDOM:
ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION
THE TINIEST DETAILS CAN GET YOU INTO A BIG
POT OF 
T R O U B L E

RESPECTFULLY SUBMITTED
MADI AND DAD

Tuesday Tale: Topsy Turvy

Have you ever heard someone say, 'they are trying to ignore the

elephant in the room"?

Meaning there is something/someone really weird in the room

and you are trying not to notice

Well that is what I'm trying to do

 Except I'm trying to ignore the elephant Mom on the floor

taking photos of me.  Yep she is stretched out on the floor

WHY you ask?  

Because she is a crazy pants mom with nothing better to do.
I got news for her I'm not offering her a paw to get up!

REMINDER:
WOMEN of all Species!!!

From the Mom of Benji and Lassie!!! 

P.S.   OK Girl'z listen up.  (Guys can't read this part.) 

This is Lassie and Benji's Mom taking over their blog.    The guys are planning to go "Bowling in the Blogville Ambulance" on March 23, 2015.  You girls can't let the guys get away with this "Guy'z Night Out" thing.   Girl'z are going to crash the Bowling Party.   Just don't let the boys find out about the Party Crashing! Send your photo (of your face for a Team Photo)  by FRIDAY, MARCH 13th  to me at   teresius1 (at) aol (dot) com.   (note, that's a number one in my email address.)   Also, e-mail me your name so I can write it on the Bowling Score Sheet, something like this...Girl'z Name:____________.  Oh and if you don't want to bowl and you just want to sit on the bench and cheer the bowlers along -- let me know too.  Remember, this is a secret!    Don't tell the guys you are going to Crash the Bowling Party!  

Summary:   Send pictures (of your face) to   teresius1 (at) aol (dot) com.   Note: that is a (number one)  #1 in the e-mail address (not a lowercase "L").   Send photos by Friday the 13th!   Tell us your name.  And if you don't want to bowl -- let us know if you are just sitting on the bench.

BELOW IS MY PICTURE OF MY 
BLOGVILLE BOWLING SHIRT

shirt is RED



PSA
1:00 PM MARCH 3, 2015
MY ASSISTANT AND MY DAD HAVE LEFT THE BUILDING
I HOPE THEY WILL RETURN IN TIME TO HELP ME VISIT SOME THIS AFTERNOON BUT IF  NOT I'LL CATCH UP TOMORROW!!!

Dr. Seuss Day: Ode to Socks

Today is 

Thank you Zoolarty for this graphic

I LOVE THESE TWO DRAWERS

THEY ARE MOM'S AND QUITE 

MYSTERIOUS

 RECENTLY I WAS GIVEN AN UNEXPECTED

PRIVILEGE TO EXPLORE

 Imagine my surprise when I FINALLY

discovered the contents 87 ..... 

 and twice as many summer socks

 Mom only has two feets!!!

She says she loves socks

I repeat she has two feets!!!  Why so many socks?

Only Dr. Seuss could explain this mystery

Socks on the floor for me to explore

Socks  in a drawer from the store,

Socks  in my nose 
that should be on her toes
Socks here and there.
A hoarder she is furever more!!!!

Respectfully submitted 
by Madi and Mom just two Senior
ladies who are never bored.

Easy Like Sunday