HEAR YE HEAR YE BLOGVILLE COURT IS NOW
IN SESSION ALL RISE
THE HONORABLE
HOT CHICK IN A BLONDE WIG
JUDGE MADI PRESIDING
OH MY WORD THE RESPONSES TO OUR VERY FIRST
DAY IN COURT WERE ASTOUNDING.
I, MADI, AND SARGE ARE HUMBLED BY YOUR
OUTPOURING OF SUPPORT!!!!
I WAS ONLY ABLE TO LEAVE A FEW COMMENTS
(TODAY MY ASSISTANT HAD AN AFTERNOON OF MEETINGS
REGARDING GRANDMA'S CARE).
YESTERDAY AFTERNOON I PULLED OUT
MY REFERENCE BOOK AKA THE DIVA BOOK
I JUMPED FOR JOY WHEN I READ
CHAPTER 5:
HOW TO GET A FRIEND OUT OF
THE WRONG HANDS
I READ UNTIL MY EYES BECAME HEAVY
WHEN I AWOKE I HAD A DRINK
AND SOME COD, SOLE, SHRIMP FANCY FEAST
(DID YOU KNOW FISH IS BRAIN FOOD)
I REMINDED MYSELF HOW A LONE I FELT THE LAST TIME I WAS CONFINED TO MY JAIL
I PUT ON MY Superior softness Judgey THINKING hat
SARGE DECIDED HE WOULD
COME INDOGNITO IN CASE HE HAD
TO MAKE A RUN FOR HIS FREEDOM
I MEOWED FOR THE BAILIFF
TO CALL THE COURT TO ORDER
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I LOOKED OUT INTO THE COURT ROOM TO FIND
THE HANDS
WAVING AND CAUSING ALL KINDS OF COMMOTION
I TOLD THEM THE BETTER FIND SOME
POCKETS TO HIDE IN OR THEY WOULD BE IN HELD IN
CONTEMPT OF COURT
FAMILY, FRIENDS, PEERS AND SUPPORTERS OF SARGE WERE EVERYWHERE...QUIETLY HOLDING
FREE SARGE SIGNS.
I DECIDED THE VERDICT WAS AS PLAIN
AS THE PINK NOSE ON MY FACE..AND
THERE WAS NO USE IN DRAWING IT OUT
SO WITHOUT FURTHER HESITATION
I DECLARE
SARGE
IS
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THE HANDS WHINED LIKE BABIES
(I ASKED THEM IF THEY WANTED SOME CHEESE WITH THEIR WHINE)
ALL OF SARGE'S FRIENDS WERE JUMPING FOR
JOY AND SOMEHOW THEY SMASHED THE HANDS
I THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR EXCELLENT TESTIMONY
IN SARGE'S DEFENSE ON THIS DAY
OF 16 MAY 2013 DECLARE THE TRIAL
OVER AND DONE AND HOPE TO NEVER HEAR FROM
THE HANDS
AGAIN
SINCERELY
JUDGEY MADI (D) CAT
WHEW THIS WIG IS HOT