GOOD MORNING
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW EXCITED I AM TO BE
PAWTICIPATING IN MY FIRST EVER
BACK TO SCHOOL BASH, AS A
VISITING LECTURER IN
NAPPING 101
IT IS A ONE DAY EVENT THAT WILL TAKE PLACE IN
ALL OF BLOGVILLE ON SEPTEMBER 12...
EACH HUMAN, KITTY, PUPPY, GUINEA PIG, BIRD, DONKEY, CRAB, FISH...yada yada yada will be posting their pre-registration up until September 11.
Since it is just a one day workshop and space is limited, you must be pre-registered.
Below you will find a course syllabus for
NAPPING 101
This course will offer insight into the science of napping,
the environment needed to produce the best nap,
and different napping techniques and how to best
keep interlopers from disturbing your naps.
Course outline
1. How to avoid interruptions
2. Sleeping environment
LUNCH BREAK
3. Sleeping positions
4. Proper Stretching
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Visiting Lecturer
Ms. Madi(son) Diva Cat
Cell #: 1-888-228-6277
(1-888-cat-naps)
recently received her PhD in SoN (science of napping)
from the Institute of Feline Studies and Technology (IFST).
Prior to receiving her PhD, she was self taught in the art of napping. Thus she has practical and scientific expertise in the
field.
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Pre-registration for this course will be open from
12:00am today, (8/27/12) until 11:59 pm tonight (8/27/12)
Please leave your name in the comment section if you would like to be pre-registered.
Students only have to show up for class
I will take care of everything...(including discipline when necessary)!! MOL
After pre-registration closes, I will make up my class roll.
Thank you and I look forward to seeing you on
September 12, 2012.
Sincerely,
Ms. Madi(son) Diva Cat, PhD, SoN