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Good morning friends, Romans and peeps
I am here to tell you about a
major faux pas made by MOM.
RECENTLY, Mom was on a major
merge and purge campaign. Cleaning and sorting and
putting things in piles. She was going from closet to closet
with plastic bags and boxes and who knows what else.
Well being a curious kitty I meowed hey mom wait
I want to help....operative word....MEOWED
Soon it was time for the peeps
to go out to dinner...evidently sometime during the merging and purging I got bored....
took a nap on the job...in one of the closets....
Exhibit 1
re-enactment
When I awoke...I was staring at the wrong side of the closet door
the first thing I saw was two big brown eyes staring at me.
I said asked, who the hoot are you, where am I and what did you do with my Mom. Hoot the Wise Owl said you my friend
are trapped in the closet AND it was your MOM
who closed the door!!!! You are up the proverbial creek
with a hole in your canoe..your peeps are GONE
Exhibit 2
Yes this Macrame Owl is on the inside of the closet.
Mom made it way back in the 1970's and cannot part with it.
After 87 hours and 10 seconds my Dad finally heard my weak, faint, pitiful, MEOW...he saved me from a night in the dark
with Hoot. He apologized profusely and gave me loving...
THEN HE asked HOLLERED TO MOM
DO YOU KNOW WHERE MADI HAS BEEN....Mom knew this was a trick question so she said....
WHERE....WELL HE TOLD HER AND
SHE WAS ALL SORRY AND UPSET AND
CALLING HERSELF ALL KINDS OF STUPID.
When I came down stairs the first thing
SHE did was take a picture of me
washing off closet cooties. She
told Dad I washed for 15 minutes, even
between my toes.....twice.
Exhibit 3
taken with the iPad
with no flash because she knew SHE was in big Trouble
SHE asked why I didn't let her know where I was...
I told her I meowed to her I wanted to help
But SHE evidently had BEANS in HER ears....
So I gave HER my back of disrespect
while I decide on just how
many DEMERITS to give
MOM HER
SO TODAY I'M ASKING ALL MY 'REAL' FRIENDS JUST HOW MANY DEMERITS AND LASHES WITH WET NOODLES
I SHOULD GIVE TO HER?
Note from Mom HER: MADI SPEAKS THE TRUTH. I have apologized profusely many many many times, FREELY GIVEN UP my chair and given her lots of love. I know she loves closets and am normally very careful about checking them..
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