F I N A L L Y
RODEO DAY IS HERE
We are thrilled to be hosting the Rodeo Clown event!!
We want to take this opportunity to thank everyone who is
hosting an event and for all of you pawticipating.
Blogville is the best city in the world!!
ring to welcome all the Rodeo Clowns and share some Rodeo clown tips!!
OMDs what is up with the skirts and scarves.
THE Mayorz say scarves dangling everywhere are especially helpful because they fly about in the wind distracting the bullies and they plan to kick a few soccer balls too.
Run on little Doggies!!!
The one and only Blogville DJ, Sugar Billy, aka Sweet William is spinning
vinyl up in the grandstands all day. He says all tunes guaranteed to confuse and distract the bulls.
Boy he did a great job putting on his clown face
Look at Sensational Sammy, star of One spoiled cat, giving Satan the bully a run for his money
Artistic Arty plans to stun the bullies with Crafty Moves
Jumpin' Jakey says never fear he will sweep the bullies off their hooves.
OH MY Critters EASY RIDER Sweet talked his DAD into being bullie bait.
WELL DONE ON THE GRAPHICS MR. MARK!!
WE LAUGHED AND LAUGHED AT THIS
Acrobatic Austin, from Cat(achresis), my British feline buddy, was very excited to pawticipate in his first, but not last, Rodeo. He says if the bullies get out of control he'll hose'em down with a can/pint of beer!!
Nurse Addi and Officer Oreo from Oreo's Cookie Jar
Says she is ready to 'bat' some sense into the bullies if they misbehave
Officer Oreo says the bullies will be 'rolling the dice' of bad
luck if they venture into his territory
Mr. Bailey, Hazel and Mabel from
Idaho Pug Ranch have all been practicing their
individual strategies to distract the bullies
Mr. Bailey's says if all else fails he'll tempt the bullies with a buttery Pillsbury biscuit.
Hazel says she is a lover not a fighter. If the bullies
charge her, she'll throw an apple at them and run for the hills
Little Miss Mabel is still learning but is purrty sure she will
dazzle bullies with cuteness but if that fails she will hide in the barrel
Says there will be no horsing around on his watch.
The bullies will be so shocked to see a horse in a Po-Po hat, they
won't even notice THE REAL LAW sitting on the ground
waiting to arrest them for stomping their feet and knocking folks over
Have a plan in place to distract the bullies.
Bertie says his famous WFT bounce and the balloons on his shirt will make the bullies
dizzy. The Double B's will run in different directions confusing the bullies!
Princess Leah says the bullies better tuck their tails and hide. Her boots are made for stomping bullies!!
Says if the bullies get out of line he'll invite them for to (be his) supper!
says she has her eyes on the bullies. If they know
what is good for them, they will run like sissies!!
OMB(oxers) their Mom told me that Boxers are called the Clowns of the K9 world!!
These two are sure clowning it up today
Jessie says if the bullies try to get by her she'll hit them with her purse full of cement
or blind them with her bling
Casey says if they get past Jessie he is ready to dazzle them with his baritone Boxer voice and his six string.
Volunteered to be in charge of behind the scenes traffic control.
Snowball hopes the bullies will be smart enough to read his signs
KaTwo has his pirate spyglasses aimed at the bullies. If they try
to get passed Snowball, he'll piZap them with his electrifying purrsonality
PHARTNER aka Frankie has a double whammie planned for the bullies
First Phartner plans to sit very still..to make the bullies think he is a sleepin' on the job.
As soon as they start to charge, he is gonna push button on his super duper
monkey glasses which will throw banana peels at the bullies feet
If that doesn't work Phartner's younger bro
BlubberBottom aka Ernie's plan is to dazzle the bullies with dozens of dots
Then he will push a magic daisy on his progressive lens parrot glasses
releasing a flurry of feathers which will stick to the banana peels sending the bullies
onto their tushies
how to keep the bullies in line!!
He plans to juggle some of his special foods in the bullie faces to distract them from the cowboys and girls WTG
Wesley from Poodle at Play says the bullies will think they are walking in a
bootiful flower garden but it will really be a posey patch
of trick water squirting flowers and wild bird.
Millie plans to dazzle the bullies by teasing them with her dy-na-mite long red legs
then ka-pow she'll pack the last punch sending them....
over to Walter. He will sweep their broken hearts into his tulip patch.
Are standing by the gates letting the cowpokes know when it is time to straddle their bullies
for 7 seconds of fame
Last but not least we want to share the rendering mom sent to Sarge for his STAMPEDE Event. Sarge told us we could make up our own brand or let him do it.
Mom thought of this one on of her power walks
THANK Goodness Sarge and The Hands are MOST TALENTED and were able to
figure out from this pitiful drawing that we wanted THIS
Is my official brand!!!
AND this is our brand on our very own
cow!!
SARGE AND LORI YOUR TALENT IS AMAZING....BUT MOST OF ALL
BRAVO FOR FIGURING OUT EXACTLY WHAT WE WANTED
THEY ARE HOSTING THE MUTTON BUSTIN' EVENT
They put Madi on Twerking Mutton!!
Next Rodeo we might have a new event: Double Twerking!
and feel luxurious in fancy gowns
