The Flats Sarge, Beachnut and Shelldon
arrived late on a hot August afternoon.
I really believe they were suffering from
heat exhaustion from being stuffed in an
envelope. Sarge was hallucinating about
snow....in AUGUST in the SOUTH.
I convinced the 3 flats form Pencil VAN IA
it was just the heat...a goodnight's sleep
and a good meal would surely rid them of
all their freakiness....but let me tell
you they were thrashing about in their sleep
all night hollering for Frankie and Ernie leaving the
door to the moving truck open.
Snowfreaks were everywhere
Just plain crazy pants
Snowfreaks were everywhere
Just plain crazy pants
The 2nd day of their visit I awoke kinda grumpy so
I convinced mom to take THEM AWAY for a while.
Just as she was parking the car Sarge let out the most
earth shattering HOWL...S N O W F R E A K S
are here too....
Mom was sure a good meal at McAlister's and some delish sweet ice tea and some pleasant conversation would ease their minds...nope Sarge was starting to see freaks floating around
Mom told me she nearly inhaled her lunch so she could take The Flats shopping...you know shopping cures everything
First stop was Pet Supplies. The Crabby Girls
wanted to buy some new plants for their CRABiTAT
But there was a chill in the air
But there was a chill in the air
Beachnut and Shelldon found some darlin' hidey holes they wanted to buy but they came with Freaky neighbors....
Mom suggested they move
to the Kitty aisle...for sure there were no freaky things there
'cause Felines don't put up with any nonsense...
Mom said there was a nice sales person there with a broom
Sarge was shaking like a leaf..the crabbies suggested
maybe Sarge needed a nap
Mom found this nice doggy bed for Sarge but he said
the entire time he slept he had visions of Snowfreaks
skiing in his head...
While mom was looking for the exact food I like,
Sarge hollered used his inside voice to warn the
Crabbies to take cover because there was a
Freaky Snow storm a brewin'
Good thing Flat Sarge is small...he went right under the
shelves to the Milo's Kitchen but there was a
freak show over there too.
Furiends I'm here to tell you this feline was thrilled
when she realized all this was just a FREAKY dream...
Sarge awoke at home...His Dad assured him that not even
one Snow Freak had escaped from the moving van...none were in his house they were all still at Frankie and Ernie's house
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Frankie and Ernie we hope you enjoyed
this Freaky dream!! You have been gone 87 years, 87 days, 87 hours, 87 minutes
and 87 seconds and we MISSED YOU!!
WELCOME BACK!!!
We want to thank Lassie and Benji for thinking of this great SnowFreak event
to welcome Frankie and Ernie back to Blogville!!!
