.....was a recent discussion with mom's good buddy Pix. They were talking about what goes on when she writes our post.
Pix you will see the party goes on non stop....keep reading
Mom has a morning ritual this is where I sit during the ritual
The products needed for said ritual...
TOGM needs lots of help
Pix you will see the party goes on non stop....keep reading
Mom has a morning ritual this is where I sit during the ritual
The products needed for said ritual...
TOGM needs lots of help
THE RITUAL washes her hair with Suave for Kids, washes her face, puts in her contacts, rubs magic |
Sunday (12/4/16), Mom sent this email to Mad Snapper
"Swallow your coffee and don't eat anything.
You know how we often talk about having two chores on our mind,
aka I walk in the bathroom with my slippers and pjs, I put the
slippers on the counter and for some crazy reason I put the pjs
on the floor?.
Well my routine after I wash my hair is to leave
Well my routine after I wash my hair is to leave
the towel around my head while I wash my face and put in my contacts.
Towel comes off followed by lotion on my face and mousse in my hair..
WELL TODAY I REACHED FOR THE MOUSSE before the lotion.
WELL TODAY I REACHED FOR THE MOUSSE before the lotion.
Mousse went on my face.YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS true story, no photos
I cackled out loud then B saw it and we both cackled.
It looked like shaving cream or perhaps I thought I was Santa Paws.
It looked like shaving cream or perhaps I thought I was Santa Paws.
Madi was asleep but awakened by cackling and not amused.
At least mousse was easily removed from my face.
Lotion in hair would have been messy.
sincerely yours
TOGM"
Mom says there is probably a medication she can/should take but
she is having way too much fun!!!
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Mom says there is probably a medication she can/should take but
she is having way too much fun!!!
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Now to wash that crazy visual out of your head here is a photo
of our Red Japanese Maple...it was a glorious red this fall.
Nearly over night the wind blew all the leaves off. More on that
later
MOL!!! That is too funny. Right before our trip, Mom opened a can of cat food, and after she scooped out half, threw it right in the trash instead of a plate. Hoomins!
ReplyDeleteWhat a bummer there are no photos! Our mom says she understands this completely. Your Red Maple is just beautiful, Madi!
ReplyDeletePretty darn funny. Silly Mom. That doesn't sound like a lot of fun though. Hope your day went better after that.
ReplyDeleteHehe, thats just soooo true Madi, the peeps haf to haf a ritual otherwise it all goes WRONG!!!!
ReplyDeleteButts, be thankful there is a pawty going on in your Mom's head….I'm convinced there's nuffin going on in my Mum's head, nope, completely empty….unless I put a little TREAT thought in there fur her!!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
LOL... that is a special change from your common ritual ;o) I once confused my bodylotion with selftanner... I was shocked as I saw the result after some hours...
ReplyDeleteMadi your Mom is a hoot.....my Mom has her "hoot" moments too like almost brushing her teeth with Dad's Aspercreme but we won't talk about that - this blog is all about YOU and your adventures with YOUR Mom. Hey - gotta love them - after all they're only human!
ReplyDeleteLove and Angel Hugs, Sammy
That is some good rituals!
ReplyDeleteglorious is the word for that Maple and I got yet another laugh of The Story of TOGM.. still funny today. Hilarious is the word for the story and I am soooooo glad I am not the only crazy lady with a party in my head
ReplyDeleteMadi, I am delighted by that party in your Mom's head! OhMyGosh it makes for some laughs and I find that there is someBODY out there loves some of the crazy stuff same as I do. Your Mom's morning ritual products look very interesting! Funny conversation with the Mad Snapper! People with parties in the heads are very good people to know!!! Your Mom is always crackin' me up! That is one gorgeous tree!
ReplyDeleteI am so jealous of that tree. I love red leaves. Perhaps I need to talk to my landlord and see if he will get one for the garden next year.
ReplyDeleteI like those kind of parties. They are ones I am increasingly invited to!
Mara from Norway
I feel the same way when my mom grabs my leash only to go walk a neighbor's dog for her pet sitting business! "Ahem, MOM, don't you realize I'm right here???"
ReplyDeleteYour Japanese maple is just gorgeous. It's funny how one day they are beautiful and the next it's all on the ground.
ReplyDeleteYour mom should look before she grabs a bottle willy nilly like that. BOL!
With a tree like that to admire, who wouldn't forget which bottle to open?
ReplyDeleteWe humans grab the wrong bottles sometimes; usually it's funny, but sometimes HBO words come out of our mouths, Madi! Your red tree seems to be glowing!
ReplyDeleteThat is so funny BOL - peeps do have the strangest rituals. What a beautiful tree - there is a garden in our village with one of those pretty red maple trees and the leaves do fall off all of a sudden too. Nose licks and love from Moth xx
ReplyDeleteBOL BOL BOL! Would have loved to see a photo of that! Your mum is such a hoot.
ReplyDeleteOh my dog, that is the most stunningly beautiful tree we have ever seen!
Elliot and Cricket x
Hey,everyone likes a pawty pretty Madi! That tree aure is pretty!
ReplyDeleteThat tree is beautiful! Now, our mom would have laughed at what your mom did BUTT on several occasions mom nearly used MY toothbrush to brush HER teeth. It hasn't happened yet cuz I bark at her and ask what is she thinking?? BUTT it will happen sometime. I am sure of it. Gotta watch those old ladies!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Ghostwriter says that happens to her too!
ReplyDeleteThat must be a thing with the Moms. Ours does some pretty crazy things too. We will have to remember to share the next time:)
ReplyDeleteYour tree is just so beautiful. Too bad about the winde - guess what? It is snowing here, just light flurries but we can't wait for Mom to get home to let us out in it. She is off taking care of Ruby.
Woos - Lightning and Misty
I always say senility sets in so soon!
ReplyDeleteWe're expecting light snow here. Some trees do seem to drop their leaves all at once. So sad when it's such a pretty tree!
MOL! That reminds us of our Mom complaining about some suds-less, greasy shampoo she was using and didn't like only to find out it was hair conditioner all along instead! Moms! Your red tree is beautiful and we bet it will be even more so next spring!
ReplyDeleteOur routine involves letting the dogs out, tablets, coffee and computer before trying to look human! (Hairspray in the armpits isn't fun either, BTW)
ReplyDeleteBOL for some reason mom gets it!
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
BOL!!! our mom is chuckling thinking about all of her "miss steps")
ReplyDeletehugs
Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Ha roo! Your mom sounds an AWFUL lot like ours!!!
ReplyDeleteCammie!
madi..... we iz laffin N laffin at yur mom....noe, we meen WITH yur mom !! N de tree iz awesum; even with a tinee bit oh chalk in it ☺☺☺♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteHey Madi!
ReplyDeleteWow, the peeps surely do like their bath products! I don't understand that at all BOL/MOL Why would anyone go through all of that...by my Mom does the exact same kind of stuffs. WEIRD
Grr and Woof,
Sarge
Hmmm...we're all getting a little older
ReplyDeleteI have put face wash in my hair thinking it was my leave in conditioner. :)
ReplyDeleteOMC OMC MADI.... THANKFULLY You did NOT SEE that... SITUATION... BaaaaaaWaaaah... Bet it would have made you Laugh though... WE did.
ReplyDeleteOMC! Madi, your mom sounds like ours. She's always mixing stuff up...she says she has too much on her mind...we say she's just getting old. Your tree is...was...beautiful!
ReplyDeleteBOL...We are sooo happy Mama swallowed her tea before reading about your Mama's switcheroo...BOL!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
My Momma does stuff like that ALL THE TIME. She truly needs help. Though I did enjoy her getting frustrated because she kept trying to flip the light switch on the refrigerator (and no, you're not missing anything ... there is no switch on the fridge!).
ReplyDeleteThat is funny. Glad no Mom was hurt when all that was done.
ReplyDeletemousse on your face?? lololol! you will be laughing about this one for years to come. :) love Throne of Madi...puuurfect for your beautiful girl. :)
ReplyDeleteyour tree is so gorgeous! we've lost so many leaves before we could really enjoy them.
hugs,
Marie