THURSDAY TALE: BACKWARDS

DO YOU PEEPS EVER DO CRAZY THINGS.....

LIKE PUT THEIR FEETS IN THE ARMS OF THEIR

SWEATERS?

CRAZY MOM SAID HER FEETS WERE COLD BUT

SHE WAS TOO LAZY TO PUT ON SOCKS AND

SHOES.

THANK YOU ALL FOR THE VERY KIND B-DAY WISHES FOR MY SIS...SHE SAYS THANK YOU!!!

BREAKING NEWS

Joy oh joy MOM finished going through the very last of 7 big boxes full of all kinds important documents that required meticulous scrutiny, SNIFFING and decision making, at my grandpeep's house!! Words cannot express how happy Mom was when she got home on Wed.  She has been spending many hours a week on this chore.  There was a lot of dust it made her eyes hurt and most of all the decisions made the old gray mare's head hurt!!!  She took lots of potty and hydration breaks!! MOL MOL MOL

 The remaining process with their house will be a breeze. She will hire professionals to clean and ready it for sale.

Mom has done a purrty good job keeping up with everyone BUTT

I was getting close to kicking her tush to the curb.  I kept

telling her money doesn't grow on trees and she better get back to work.

hugs 

MADI A TOUGH AS NAIL TASK MISTRESS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY SIS

WE SEND HER LOTS OF HUGS AND KITTY

KISSES

LOVE MOM, DAD AND MADI TOO

TUESDAY TALL TALE AND BREAKING BERTIE BARKS

LASER EYES

GIVE ME MAGICAL ABILITIES

LIKE SCORING 3 POINTERS.

How you ask?  Well of course

by their reflections on the floor.

BREAKING NEWS!!!

TODAY IS A MOST SPECIAL AND EXCITING DAY.  AS YOU MIGHT REMEMBER, 
BOUNCING BERTIE, my
Director of the Science of Tail Wagging,

 WILL BE ACCOMPANYING HIS ASSISTANT, GAIL, ON A GEOLOGICAL EXPEDITION TO SKYE.  BERTIE PUT OUT A REQUEST FOR HIS BUDDIES TO SUBMIT A FASHIONABLE YET STURDY HELMET DESIGN FOR HIM.

PLEASE HOP OVER TO BERTIE'S BY CLICKING  

HERE 

TO OFFER YOUR OPINION OF 3 OF THE TOP DESIGNS. All we will say is there are some most inventive thinkers in blogville!!

MEET MY CABINET: MOLLIE AND ALFIE

TODAY IS IS MY EXTREME PLEASURE TO 
FEATURE MY TWO FAVORITE BLONDES

MOLLIE 
Yes she is wearing a bra and she wears it
with confidence!!!

 ALFIE  
be still my itty bitty kitty heart he is one handsome dude!!
Real mancats DO wear pink!!

RESIDENT ARTISTIC AND CRAFTING DIRECTORS
FYI: They live, breath and have fun in the 
U  K
FYI: Be sure to potty before you read their answers
these two will crack you up!!!

1.      Please introduce yourself(selves), tell us your age and a very special trait.

Im’z Mollie and Im’z a model, a superstar in fact, Im’z 2. Alfie, well’z he’z juzt a Gay furball’z I fink’z he’z about’z 100 coz he’z so boring’z.

2.      If you had and alter ego, who would you like to be and why

Oh I’z don’t’z haz one,you’z cant’z pawfect’z Pawfection’z. Alfie dont’z even noze what Ego mean’z, if he did.. I reckon he’z bee Top Cat, that’z sumink he can only’z dream of being’z

3. What do you like best/least about where you live

The beach it’z only over de road. Alfie like’z the Squirrel’z and Berd’z, not dat he can ever’z catch one. Why he’z finking about it, some uffer cat haz come along and caught it. Bawahhwahhwa

4. Who are some peeps/furiends you'd like to meet and why

I’d like’z to meet’z me boyfuriend Ranger, I could swim in hiz paddle pool and play’z wiff that big ball he haz. Alfie wood’z like’z to meet’z Nellie, he fink’z he’z the Robert Burton of Blogville and she’z like Liz Taylor ( who’z he trying to kid! )

5. If you could give one piece of random advice what would it be?

Don’t’z play’z too hard to get’z, If youz got it flaunt it. ( Wake up Alf, your turn ) Don’t’z end up in a house wiff a Blond Collie called Mollie!

6. What do you do for fun and does it involve water polo as one of the major? 

The real fun stuff I did waz when I pushed Alfie in me paddling pool, I waz howling for hour’z but he keep’z away from it now ( spoil sport) Now I love’z rolling’z in anyfing smelly, it doez involve water, a BATH. Alfie dont’z really doo’z fun, hang on, he did once, he did a mazzive Furball on Humom’z bed, I raced to get get’z it before Humom did, I won, and got half of it, yeah he waz really fun that day.

7. What is the first thing you do each morning

We boff Fart, Stretch and Yawn

8. What is the first thing you notice about a new furiend

If He or She haz a nice Butt ( in Alfi’s case HE )

9. Tell us how you came to live in your family and how you got your name.

Alfie waz a stray, turned up soaking wet and skinny on the window sill one day’z. He waz about 1 year old’z, Humom put leaflet’z and called all de vet’z to see if someone had lozt a Furball, no one came forward, so she had hiz ball’z nut’z chopped, all hiz injection’z and he waz microchiped to her. I waz 7 week’z old, unwanted coz I waz Blond, youz can’t see’z me in wiff the sheep. Humom heard’z about 

mez and this chap turned up wiff me in the back of hiz car. I waz covered in sawdust so Humom izn’t too sure where I actually came from. I dont’z care coz I am super happy and totally’z spoilt. She always’z fink’z it iz weird how wez boff the same color though.

10. What is your absolute favorite food

Mine iz Sausage’z.. I do anyfing for one of those. Alfie’z iz Ham, he go’z crazy for that.

BONUS:

MOLLIE AND ALFIE WE'D LOVE TO KNOW HOW YOU (AND YOUR TALENTED ASSISTANT) LEARNED ALL THE LOVELY CRAFTING TALENTS. 

Im’z the brain’z behind’z all the idea’z. I lie in bed and fink “ what would peeps like “ they love’z their furbabie’z so I like’z to come up wiff new idea’z for them, wez juzt love’z being creative’z. Wez haz some more new stuff coming in the next week.

MOM AND I WOULD LIKE TO SHOW YOU JUST A FEW OF THE LOVELY GIFT ITEMS 

Every furbabe needs their very own magic mat

Jumpin' catfish imagine having your picture in your very
own snow globe...made by the mum

PLEASE CLICK HERE TO VISIT
MOLLIE AND ALFIE AND THEIR MOST TALENTED AND
CREATIVE MUM.  They have a link on their blog 
directing you to all their lovely wares.

Mollie, Alfie and Sweet Mum we thank you for taking the 
time to thoroughly and completely answer  these 
questions and make us laugh.
You three are the best!!!
Oh and before I forget...love love love your accent!!

BOXES AND PLATES

I LOVE BOXES OF ALL SIZES AND SHAPES

MY LATEST ONE IS LONG AND NARROW

I HAD TO SCRUNCH DOWN TO WALK IN IT.

 LO AND BEHOLD THERE WAS ALSO BUBBLE WRAP  

 THERE AND GOOD SMELLS.

Mom loves PLATES with fun words.  Here are a few

1.BEGENTLE

2. LIL E FAN, Dale Earnhardt Jr. fan

3. MISNFAYE, Missing Faye

4. ILUV2LABS

5. NCSUST8, NC STATE FAN

6. TRBO240, TURBO 240

7.4H3R, FOR HER

8. 2DA NINZ, TO THE NINES

9. NYGR#1, NEW YORK GIRL #1

10. QUILT'N,Quilting

11. CURLG, Curling

12. PINUPGRL, Pin up girl

13. MSTAQ, MISTQUE

14. GTTYSBRG, Gettsyburg

15. WER4WAKE, We are for Wake (Forest U fan)

16. IUHSRS, No Clue

17. INDIANA U

18. LENN2IT, Lean into it

19. FRNSVCII, No Clue

20. APPIAMMI, No Clue

21. GRAMSAM, Grandparent's name

22. WONTSETL, Won't Settle

23. 2DAYMTRS, Today matters

24. PHL2RDU, Philadelphia to Raleigh/Durham

25. 4DUKE, Duke University Fan

26. MILADY 9

27. TH44, No Clue

28. AMZGRCE, Amazing Grace

29. WEFLY20, We Fly 20?

30. BCHBUGY, Beach Buggy

31. PAKHOOPS, N C State Basketball Fan

32. LEVERAGE

33. GOFFKART, Golf Cart

34. AZTXFLNC, Arizona, Texas, Florida, NC

I guess they have lived in all 4 states

35. FORTY LUV, No Clue

36. PARARESQ, No clue

37. DARK KNIT, Dark Knight

38. NIGHTSKY

39. BAYST8, Reference to San Francisco

40. LVKEWA, Love Kiawah Island, SC

41. MORAGNE, No Clue

42. DAUGHTR

43. FAUX JAG

44. REDV

45. WORSHIP

46. @MER!CAN, American

47. ORTHODOX

48. WHATAZOO, What a zoo

49. OHMMAHUU, Omaha?

50. B.K.N'JO, Biking Jo?

NEVER FEAR WE HAVE MORE!!

HUGS MADI AND MOM

PLEASE COME BY TOMORROW TO MEET MY CABINET
MEMBERS MOLLIE AND ALFIE,
MY TWO FAVORITE BLONDES