HAPPPPPPPPPPY NEW YEAR

I'VE BEEN DOING A LITTLE READING ABOUT

'New Year's RESOLUTIONS'
AND WHAT THEY MEAN.

 MOM MAKES THEM SO I THOUGHT I BETTER FOUND OUT WHAT IS WHAT.

I'VE DECIDED A FEW CAT RESOLUTIONS* I READ MIGHT BE WORTH TRYING ON TO SEE HOW THEY FIT.

1. I will not flush the toilet while my human is in the shower.

2. I will not perch on my human's chest in the middle of the night and stare into her eyes until she wakes up.

3.As fast as I am, I must remember that I cannot run through closed doors.

4. I will remember that I am a walking static generator

5. My human does not need my help installing a new board in her computer....she needs the Geek Squad.

6. I will remember that my human will wake up and feed me, even if it seems I will simply waste away

AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST

7.  I will not hide behind the toilet so that I can pat my human on the 'tocks when he/she sits down just to make her levitate...MOL

I never would have thought of that....hummmmmm

*Mom found these very appropriate resolutions in "The Little Big Book of CATS"!!!  She said the author must have a web cam in our house!!  MOL I hope not!!

RESPECTIVELLY SUBMITTED,

MADI