When Mom told me what she was going to put on my blog today, I said 'Mom you have got to be kidding, who wants a recipe for Elephant Stew' ? Mom said 'Madi take a chill pill, everyone will get a big LOL/MOL/BOL'.
I'm hiding my eyes in disbelief and embarassment!!
Ingredients:
1 Elephant
Brown Gravy
salt and pepper
2 Rabbits
Directions:
Cut elephant into bite-size pieces (this will take about 4 months).
Add salt and pepper and cover with brown gravy. This will serve 3,800 people. If more people are expected, add 2 rabbits, but do this only if absolutely necessary, as most people don't like 'hare' in their stew.
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Note from Mom: I recently received a new cookbook from a friend. My hubby was eagerly looking through it to see what might be new and delicious that I could make for him. He cracked when he saw the last recipe in the book for Elephant Stew. Obviously someone had a very vivid imagination or they needed to fill up one more page.
FYI: No elephants or rabbits were hurt or even seen while this cookbook was being complied.
Salt? Everyone knows that salt makes elephants taste tough! :)
ReplyDeleteI wonder if you could substitute hippopotamus?
ReplyDeleteThe perfect recipe for a really BIG potluck dinner. That is too funny.
Hugs & Purrs,
J, Cindi Lou and The Krew
HEHEHEHEHE! Your Mom and Dad are so funny! Puppy kisses to my BFFF, Miss Mindy
ReplyDeleteROFL!!! Your so funny :)
ReplyDeleteI'll remember that recipe at Christmas when the whole family is coming to dinner :)
LOL. Silly but fun! We hope there are other more appealing recipes in the book, though!
ReplyDeleteROFL! This is great!
ReplyDeleteAn elephant... Sorry we just had that yesterday. I couldn't eat a bite. HEE HEE
ReplyDeletepawhugs, Max
BWHahahahahah....great way to start a weekend!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Madi! (and Mom)
I have a few community cookbooks that have that recipe in it.
ReplyDeleteYa'll have a great weekend!
That is a funny recipe, Madi! I'm glad your Mom shared it.
ReplyDeleteOh -- good one, Madi!
ReplyDeleteMy lazy asst. wants to know if you can buy the elephant already cut up...
ReplyDeleteI love that they actually had that recipe in the book! Have a great weekend friends :-)
ReplyDeleteI am pretty sure could get it done in three months. I am an overachiever that way.
ReplyDeleteI remember this recipe from when I was a child...we'd go out hunting our little pink elephants and four months later finally sit the family(or those of us that made it that long) down to dinner. Good times...good times! ;)
ReplyDeleteBOL...and LOL....how funny!!! Happy Friday!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey and Bilbo and Mama Beth
Thanks for a good "Friday Funny"!
ReplyDeleteNo, I don't like Hare in my soup!
Madi
ReplyDelete:::heheheehe::::
We are just glad it wasn't entitled "Cat stew"!
purrs
>^,,^<
♥Abby♥
Elephant stew!!! That is funny!!!! Thanks for the laughs!!! Lots of love, Debbie & Holly
ReplyDeleteHahaha! That is a good recipe.
ReplyDeleteEmbrassment happens! I think it is part of Mom's DNA to do this with their humor. Purrs.
ReplyDeleteHaha! That did make us MOL and our mom LOL!!
ReplyDeleteOh Madi, you know how us humans do the darnest things!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd Raider said: BOL!!!