MY NECK
MY CHEST
MY BACK TO LOOK MY BEST
I LICK MY PAW TO WASH MY FACE
I LIFT MY LEG TO LICK THAT PLACE
I LICK MY TAIL, MY BELLY
I LICK MY BACK OR DID I DO THAT ALREADY?
I LICK MY TAIL, MAYBE ONCE MORE
OH WHAT THE H---, LET'S MAKE IT FOUR
i LICK MY NECK IN CASE I FORGOT
DID I LIKE MY CHEST? WELL I MISSED A SPOT
i LICK MY FACE, MY LEG, MY TAIL, MY FACE
I RELICK MY BELLY AND THEN, YES, MY FACE
I LICK ALL THE TIME, I'M SO SOIL-FREE
SEEMS THE ONLY THING I CAN'T LICK IS MY
O(BESSIVE) C(OMPULISVE) D(ISORDER)
******************
CAT PROVERB
borrowed from
I could Pee on This: and other poems by cats
by Francesco Marciuliano
TO VOTE CLICK
Love it! But you know Madi, Mayor Madi, I could give you just one lick to cover all areas. Just let me know if you need any help. I am there for ya.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
Excellent poem and yes, you are a very clean girl. I like that in a ladycat. Have a happy Friday. XOXO from your bestest mancat, Prancer Pie.
ReplyDeleteI am also a big licker. My peep says I have and LSD problem... A Licking Scottie Dog problem!
ReplyDeleteShe thinks she's pretty clever...
*BOL* that is a grrrreat poem Miss Madi!! We are both BIG paw lickers...usually just before we're about to have a nap - it is very soothing.
ReplyDeleteHave a grrreat weekend1
Wally & Sammy
That is a great proverb. We always say, a clean, well groomed cat is a happy cat. We know you are always happy Madi and so are we.
ReplyDeleteKitty Kisses,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
Adam and Georgia
You are always beautifully turned out, Madi.
ReplyDeleteXXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy
Great poem Madi. Have a fabulous Friday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Wonderful poem! Such a talented mayoress!
ReplyDeleteYou are a poet and I didn't even know it - and quite the acrobat, too!
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
Ha, laughing aloud over here! That was a great one :-)
ReplyDeleteOink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig
so with all this massive amount of licking do you sometimes throw up hairballs? no wonder kitties need no baths, you are cleaner than i am.... and look adorable doing it
ReplyDeleteI know today is Dr. Seuss Day for blogging cats and your rhyme fits right in...Good job on the body wash...if I could do that Momz wouldn't put me in the tub so often BOL!
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun poem. I like to lick a lot too, but probably not as much as a cat.
ReplyDeleteMillie
That's a great poem... I will learn it while licking my feet ;o) that's learning by doing or doing by learning? no idea - but it ROCKS!
ReplyDeleteMadi, you must be clean all of the time with your fastidious cleaning!
ReplyDeletePurrfect poem for you!
Hugs,
Kathy & Molly
Woof! Woof! Happy Friday to you. Yes you guys likes to LICK. Licking is not my thing but when I lick my paws it's not a good sign ... Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteHappy Licking day Madi :) Voted for the shop..Can I enter the raffle being in the UK :) xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
What a great laugh you gave us, Madi!
ReplyDeleteSweet Madi
ReplyDeleteNot only awe yoo incwedibully clean and shiny and most gowgoos, but DwSeuss woold be so pwoud of yoow wowd skills..you delight us!
Smoochie kisses
Asta
Pee ess. I too was astounded by how tall Pip and Puddles wewe when they awwived, hehehe
Madi, you always look clean to us and it must be because you lick so many times. You take good baths. Hope all have a great day.
ReplyDeletehahaha, well you sound clean!
ReplyDeleteLICKING is SO much better than a disgusting BAFF... RIGHT???
ReplyDeleteWE see NOTHING wrong with Licking.
anda grate rhymin post madi for Dr Seuss's birthday two morrow !!! dont forget ta eat sum trout two morrow and heerz ta a grate week oh end ! :)
ReplyDeleteYou have me laughing over here Madi! Sorry for my lack of visits but everyday 'other stuff' seems to get in the way of my blog visits. But I often think of you even if I don't show up!
ReplyDeleteMadi, have a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteHa ha, that poem was great, Madi. You made us all smile.
ReplyDeleteHappy weekend.
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
You always, always look mighty fine Mayor Madi!
ReplyDeleteCats...they're so vain, yet so loving. Can't do without you Madi [and Tahoe & Winston]!!! Y'know we love ya!! Great Proverb.
ReplyDeleteOh,butts you looks so FABulous Madi!! And with such soft furs, who could blame ya?! BOL
ReplyDeleteKisses,
Ruby
Madi...you're a poet...but we think you know it! ;)
ReplyDeleteYou are a poet Miss Madi!
ReplyDelete(who looks fabulous)
We love it Madi, and of course you are purrfectly clean.
ReplyDeleteOn my home planet, Hicbar, we call it crazy licking disorder. CLD for short. :)
ReplyDeleteYours,
Maddie,
ReplyDeleteYous looks glorious!And me LOVES your poem.
Kisses
Nellie
Madi,
ReplyDeleteYou always look beOOtiful to us!
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae and Max
Personal hygiene is an admirable trait!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Online Doods
Madi, I will do anything to avoid a bath, so I might give licking a try.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
Hey Madi!
ReplyDeleteWow, very well meowed there! Love that. Gosh you don't even seem to mind your bath...I think Sasha's got the right idea. We pooches could try this to avoid the dreaded water torture. BOL/MOL
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Oh my goodness! an amazing article dude. Thank you However I am experiencing issue with ur rss. Don’t know why Unable to subscribe to it. Is there anyone getting identical rss problem? Anyone who knows kindly respond. Thnkx
ReplyDeleteConifer.rhizome.org
Information
Click Here