Madi and Mom

Madi and Mom
Down Home in NC

Monday, September 9, 2013

BUSTED

The rest of the story........
I might have mentioned in passing over the years,
Dad and I have OUR morning routine.
IT IS A NO MOM ZONE TOO
Last Saturday we were doing OUR thing when 
mom BELLOWED.........MADI WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I asked Dad if heard anything he said NOPE
I said me neither
THEN I NOTICED THE BATHROOM DOOR WAS CRACKED.....BUSTED 
MOM CAUGHT ME
DOING MY PART OF OUR ROUTINE....
WHICH WAS MUNCHING ON THE TP.


I KNOW LOTS OF KITTIES
WHO ADD FIBER TO THEIR DIET BY DOING THIS...IN FACT MILKY-WAY (THE ONE WHO CAME BEFORE ME)
Was a world champion TP eater
 However, up until this very day
mom had never seen me partake.  It was mine and Dad's secret...

 The screeching was getting on my last nerve
and messing up my digestion 
 it was time to seek comfort from Dad
the screeching continued followed by
how long has SHE (she being me)
been doing that?
Dad said WHAT?
 MOM SAID 
DON'T TELL ME YOU CANNOT SEE
DAD AND I HAVE LEARNED WHEN MOM IS
RANTING AND RAVING IT IS BEST TO BE MUM!!

Mom here:  Words cannot express just how shocked I was to learn my dear husband of 43.5 years and my beloved DIPc (Diva Island Princess Cat) and Mayoress of Blogville have been keeping secrets from me!!! Demerits will be issued!!!

34 comments:

  1. I am sure your dad will take the rap for this. What other secrets do you and your dad share?
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  2. Heh. I don't see anything wrong with chewing on a bit of TP now and again - OR keeping secrets, for that matter!

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  3. So THAT'S the secret to keeping your svelte figure! I won't tell a soul.

    XOXO from your favorite mancat, Prancer Pie.

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  4. What's the problem? HER first scottie used to grab the end of the TP and race through the house unrolling the WHOLE roll! That's much worse.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  5. Why is your mom so upset Madi, it's just a delicate nibble now and then. We think it's a great way to get fiber too. It's not as though you toss it all over the bathroom like some of us (that is not an admission of guilt) do.

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
    Georgia, Adam and Gloria

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  6. We're sure it's your Dad's fault. Somehow. Right?

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  7. Oh no busted big time Madi and dad too. I use to have a thing about TP when I was little. Extra fibre we say...one of your five a day. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  8. Oh, you are so busted, Madi and Dad! MOL. None of us have really messed with TP. Does it really taste nice?

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  9. Oh! Oh! Madi n Dad. Hope you guys learned a lesson, "Never hide a secret to mom." Happy Monday. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar

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  10. On no, that Mom found out you and Dad Madi. That is too bad. But if we were you, we would sneak in there and do it some more. That doesn't look like much damage to us. Good luck next time Madi. Take care.

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  11. Man, too bad you got caught. It is bad when the people catch on to you!
    Lee and Phod

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  12. brahhhahhahhaaaa laughing out loud, rolling on floor laughing, caught in the act!!! i can hear the screeching because i do that tooooo.. screech I mean, not eat the TP.... Jake and Baby don't eat the TP but they do eat the TP roll. when it is empty DAD tears it in half and each of them rip it and eat it.

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  13. BUSTED.... with Demerits to Follow. OMD and you and your dad had been SO CAREFUL to keep this to yourselves. Sorry Girrrrl.
    So does it taste like Chicken??? Do you have a favorite Brand?

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  14. WELL you tell your Mom my mom lives with these kinds of secrets everyday....all day long!
    stella rose

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  15. WOW! Mommas have BIG power if they can give demerits to the mayor!

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  16. uh oh, sounds like spankings might need to be issued!

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  17. Didn't your Mom ever hear of yummy breakfast rolls?

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  18. Uh oh somebody is in trouble...."T"rouble!!!

    OOPs

    Do you need a get out of jail card Madi??

    Purrs
    your BFF's
    xoxoxo

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  19. Who knew that our esteemed mayor was a closeted TP eater? This is shocking news, but it also made us laugh.

    Millie & Walter

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  20. I can believe it, those dads and diva's are sneaky. Bridge has a secret human biscuit habit that 'someone' likes to indulge - despite me telling them both off.
    Toilet paper would probably have less calories though, LOL.
    Lynne x

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  21. Shhhhh! What moms don't know won't hurt them!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  22. OMD at least it is soft paper, unlike Puddles has BAWAHWHHAHHWAAWA.. Too funny Madi and what a secret, see never truzt those boy'z Mom Bawahwhha xx00xxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  23. madi.....sew itz oh kay for yur mom ta run all over de houz N rite on everee surface with chalk, but ewe canna haza wee source oh fiber in yur diet....?????.....sum thin smells fishy heer N its knot trout

    :) !!!!!!!!!!

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  24. Madi, good cover for your Dad! Who knew HE liked to chew on the TP?

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  25. Sometimes a diva needs to keep an aura of mystery and so it seems dad was drafted into service and sworn to secrecy!!!

    We used to have such trouble with TP when Casper was young, he didn't eat it but used to shred it on the roll. It got so bad we used to leave a decoy roll on the holder with just a few sheets left and hide the full roll under a hand towel - LOL!!!!

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  26. Everyone has to have a little secret Madi.

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  27. Twinkie loves toilet paper fiber supplements too! She's not neat like Madi though. She likes to unroll several lengths onto the floor and then nibble from there.

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  28. OMC!!! Oh Madi, sometimes the Moms shreiking can really mess up the mornin', huh?! Geesh. What's a little Charmin in the mornin' anyhu?
    I likes the Charmin. Northern just doesn't have that special somethin', ya know? BOL
    Sorry abouts gettin' busted. Is your Pops gonna have to sleep in the dog house? Oh, sorry, cat house??
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  29. Mom says she knows we have lots of secrets with Dad, especially when it comes to slipping us extra food. But at least you didn't do what Ciara and Lightning did today- they were both caught eating one of those black walnuts. AND Lightning upchucked twice later on. Horrible.

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  30. Madi, we're sorry you got busted...but we think it's pretty cool your dad kept your secret for so long. Go going, Madi's dad!

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  31. At least you didn't run through the house, Madi, with the TP trailing behind you! BOL
    Hugs your BFFF,
    Molly

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  32. Well it has to be in the light to be rid of

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