If you remember this post from last Sunday, RAISE YOUR PAW!
Sunday, July 19, 2015
(un) Easy Sunday....
I could be wrong!! I often misinterpret things; however,
I hear buzzing and feel a breeze
There must be a drone in the house.
Because I know my devoted Mom would never stand over me
laughing while asking me where is my waistline.
If I've told her once, I've told her 87 times
I AM FLUFFY
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Mom was poking fun about my waistline disappearing....
Well guess what my peeps had for lunch one day last week?
A
CHAR-GRILL* CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE!!
RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND DID NOT OFFER ME
ANYTHING BUT A SNIFF.
*the best in town they say!!
I TOLD MOM THEY BETTER HAVE GOOD EXCUSE FOR HAVING A MILKSHAKE FOR LUNCH!!
So here is the rest of the story. Dad came down with a nasty sinus infection last week. He had two kinds of pills to take.
He was coughing a lot. Mom told him she had the purrfect cure for a cough...yep you guessed it a Milkshake.
BUTT she came home with both paws wrapped around a milkshake cup. She said she was taking one for the team...showing support for Dad!!
Mom must think I fell off a turnip truck and landed my head. I'm not buying that story.
Let me just say up front it was 100% full of fat and calories, and by all accounts Y U M M Y
Somebuddy besides me is gonna be looking for her waistline.
Well, I don't think a milkshake would have been good for his sinuses anyway!
ReplyDeleteNow I wants a milkshake!
ReplyDeleteI remember the story!
ReplyDeleteAnd yes to taking that milkshake! YUM!
Oh the creamy goodness! I think milkshakes make everyone happy, don't you?! Do you steal the straws when they aren't looking like I do?
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Daisy
Madi, did you try to at least lick the cup. I would have run off with it and gave it a good chewing. That would show them.
ReplyDeleteZiggy Out!!
OH NO SHE DIDN'T!! Even WE know not to comment on a girl's waistline. Oh Madi, what a pity Ernie-the-Attorney is busy moving house otherwise we'd recommend you contact him about your mom's outrageous behaviour!
ReplyDeleteWally & Sammy
Strikes me you would be taking a different line if you too have been recruited to the milk shake quaffing team Madi!
ReplyDeleteMilkshake is a purrfect cure? Oh I bet it helps even for a seriously injured paw... and I don't wear Suzy Quattro Memorial Pants, so we will have no trouble on that front... thanks for the tip :o)
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Furst thingy....well you looks pawfect to me Madi!
ReplyDeleteSecond thingy...Mom you gotta learns to share!!!!!!
Third thingy...er...where can I get ME a chocolate milkshake, sounds yummy!!!!
Loves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
PeeS Hopes Dad is feeling betters, luffs and hugs to you Dad
Tattle Tail!!! I confess, we sometimes splurge on a milkshake too!
ReplyDeleteMadi, I hope you get a special treat today!
OMD. That thing looks delicious. Your waistline looks fine. I think you might even need a milkshake or two to fluff up a bit :)
ReplyDeleteHari OM
ReplyDeleteCrikey Madi, that's some pawkewlyar logik your mama has got going on there!!! did you at least get your tongue in there and lick all the creamy left over bits??? Hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx
You didn't even get a taste of the milkshake? That's just wrong!
ReplyDeleteYou gave our Mommy a good idea -- next time she gets weighed at the doctor's office -- she is gonna try to say -- she is fluffy!
ReplyDeleteGoodness, that milkshake sounds soooooooo good. We want some too. Madi, you should have had some of the yummy deal.
ReplyDeleteHope the Dad feels better soon. You all take care.
Sometimes it does the soul good to splurge, Madi!!! Mom does that now and then with one of those yummy strawberry cream drinks from Starbucks:)
ReplyDeleteWoos - Ciara and Lightning
Wow, milkshake is a cure for a cough? Woo-hoo, I have asthma! LOL
ReplyDeleteLooks like my waistline might be disappearing too :)
Hope your dad feels better soon.
Lynne x
Revenge will be sweet (maybe not as sweet as a milkshake), when you ask Mom the same question Madi.
ReplyDeleteBut, I have to agree Milkshakes do cure a lot of things :)
A Milkshakes and honest to goodness shake. Well Lee says when you drink those you just have to shake it off, so Lee doesn't think they make you gain weight or your waistline disappear. Was it chocolate?
ReplyDeleteThanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot
Milkshake? We don't even know what that is, but we're willing to try it,
ReplyDeletehugs, Bugsy and Knuckles
We've never seen our peeps share any milk around these parts pretty Madi!
ReplyDeleteMadie, my LLS, it must be in our genes. My waistline has disappeared too!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Laila, your LLS and Minchie, your BFF
A milkshake! We loves I Scream
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Oh my! A milkshake sounds yummy, hope your dad is feeling better now
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Mr Bailey, Hazel & Mabel
Our Mommy is laughing hysterically at "taking one for the team"! She says she will definitely have to use that in the future.
ReplyDeleteHappy Tuesday to our favorite tuxie girl.
XOXO from your besties.
Ahhh...revenge is ever so sweet and your Mom talking about YOUR waistline while sipping on a milkshake is - well - MEAN! I happen to think ladycats look best when fluffy......nothing worse than a bony chick!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Sammy
madi...pleez ta tell yur mom that waist linez wented out with de 5 th centuree....troo lee coz if her goez bak & looks at cat fotoz frum de 7th centuree her will see knota one of em haza...waist...line..... { ore chalk } !! ♥♥♥
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ReplyDeleteWe don't buy that either. Sounds like Mom talked sick dad into having a milkshake just so she could have one! She needs to share with you so you don't tell.
ReplyDeleteBOL!! There is no fooling you, Madi....those pawrents must think we were born yesterday!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
That's strange, my mum has suddenly started coughing!
ReplyDeleteWe fully support your mom's milkshake trick but milk products usually don't help with coughing so your mom should have had them BOTH BOL!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
We can't believe you didn't get at least one little lick!
ReplyDeleteWhen Dad had his PET scan last week they went for chocolate malted milk shakes aferwards....did we get any? NOPE!
ReplyDeleteHugs, your guy Raz and The Florida Furkids
Madi, cats don't have waists- do they? None of mine do and I think you look perfect.
ReplyDeleteHOLY CRAP! She brought home a chocolate milkshake and didn't SHARE??!!! WHAT??!!! (omd, i'm droolin'...excuse me while I gets my beard towel..okays all dry now...) As I was sayin'...I thinks you look just FABulous! I don't thinks you need to lose an ounce! So, where do our peeps get off sayin' we are 'thick'??! I mean, the nerves! pffffft!
ReplyDeleteWells, I hopes you ignored her the rest of the day! Just sayin'..
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
Oh, I almost forgots the most impawtent thingie...I hopes your Pops is feelin' betters!!!! Sendin' lots of POTP!!!! (and margaritas...those ALWAYS help!!! )
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Ruby ♥
you poor mistreated fluffy kitty.. grab that camera and in a few days take pics of mom and dad waist. we will be waiting... yum yum
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