Special Request and Thursday Tale

I interrupt my regularly schedule nonsense to ask a very important thingie.  The Tabby Cat Club is having a 

Sadie Hawkins Dance on 2/14/15...

Madi is my name

Sadie Hawkins is the game

It falls upon the gals to invite

their males to join them to

swing and sway the night away...

So Dear Raz 

my guy would you do me the 

honor of being my date for not 2

but 3 dances on February 14, 2015.

Your cougar lady will be sure to take some Geritol that day

With love and anticipation

Madi your Gal

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 MONDAY THIS MAGAZINE ARRIVED IN THE MAIL

OH MY CATS LOOK IT SAYS 

HEART TO HEART

Almost exactly like our 

Heart 2 Heart Blogville Dance

FEBRUARY IS WOMEN'S HEART HEALTH MONTH

Mom and I are women and we are very heart healthy

HOWEVER, 

This is not the tale I want to tell.....

This is the tale I want to tell

As you might recall, Hizznor Judge Frankie

decreed no flashy beast between 10-3

 If the sun is shining in my dining room window....

it is between 10 and 12, which, according to my calculations,

falls smack in the middle of 10am-3pm.

 Mom decided not to heed the strict 

mandate by Hizznor Frankie; therefore,

I had to take matters into my paws.

Either I ignore her and her attempts the plastic

cap wrapping off the Listerine bottle, which she stuck to the chair is one of my fav things to get me to look.  I might add it was very tempting. 

or I call for back up!!!

SOMETIMES IT IS HARD BUT 

TOUGH LOVE WORKS!!!

SOMETIMES....

...you have to greet your stalker with a smile...

look her in the eye...

...give her your best tilty head pose...with an outstretched leg to get her to move on.

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Tuesday TAIL TALE

 Mom is on the floor stretching...I think I'll see if she needs help...

Dang flashy beast is near by too

 FYI:  Mom has an obsession with my tail...

she actually took about 87 photos of it

in various stages of my ? mark tail saying
Hello 

 COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS YOU ONLY GET TO SEE 4

THE TAIL END!!?

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TRIALS, TRIBULATIONS AND TIMERS

TRIAL

LAST MONDAY ERNIE MY ATTORNEY  FROM THE

AND HIS PARA-LE-GAL FOXY ROXY

REPRESENTED ME IN SEVERAL COMPLAINTS AGAINST MOM...IF YOU MISSED THE SAGA TRIAL

CLICK  
HERE

JUDGE FRANKIE

 ADJOURNED THE COURTS PROMISING HIS RULING ON
TUESDAY

  I have deliberated long and hard on the charges.   There are Three of them.   

TRIBULATIONS 1-3
TODAY I'D LIKE TO  REPORT MOM'S RESPONSE TO THE VERDICTS
BELOW!!  MY REPORT IS IN RED!!

1.   I therefore find that Madi was CHEATED outta a Fine Box.
    I am sentencing Miss Cecilia to a trip behind the mall for a session of Dumpster Diving.
JUDGE   FRANKIE TO DATE MOM HAS MADE NO EFFORT AT RIGHTING THIS WRONG!!  THE ONLY DUMPSTER-LIKE THING I'VE SEEN HER NEAR IS OUR 
90 gallon curb side City Trash can!!

2. The Stalking of Madi... 
     I am placing Miss Cecilia to a DAILY Pawbation period...  NO Stalking from 10 AM to 3 PM...  Pawsitively NO Flashy Beast used during those hours...  the Pawbation period will be for the period of 8 or 7 days from today...   
Judge Frankie she has completely ignored your mandate of no stalking from 10am -3pm
I had the flashy monster set to time stamp but she tampered with my setting. Thus I have no proof.

       3.  RELENTLESS and REPEATED refusal to prepare Madi's Supper in a timely fashion... 
      I sentence her to pawceed to the KITCHEN STORE, where she is to procure a TIMER...   Timer to be SET fur 87 minutes from the End of the No Stalking time daily.   This is to continue fur 8 or 7 days.. or until Miss Cecilia can PROVE that she WILL serve Madi   her supper ON TIME.   

Judge Frankie I am happy to report Mom aka Miss Cecilia took this mandate to heart...she
made a special trip to our Kitchen searched high and low....finally found her  87 year old timer

TIMER

I checked to be sure it was set to 87 minutes....she cheated it was not.  Mom says it can only be set to 60 minutes

Upon closer inspection the ticking noise coming from
the timer and the diiiiiing it made was more aggravating than the Grandfather Clock in the foyer. I hired my
precious Dad to be my official timer...all he has to do is
remind holler at Mom FEED Madi!!

So in closing I guess the main complaint of timely feeding of Madi has been solved.  I heard Mom called me a Drama Queen... it takes a DQ to know a DQ...I DO not expect items
1 and 2 to be addressed.

Thank you again for your time.
Respectfully submitted Madi(son) D. Cat

(Sun)Puddles and Plates

Happy Sun(Puddle)day

 I reminded mom we had not posted any plates lately so here is your vanity (license) plate fix.

*indicates no clue of meaning

GUEST PL8TE SPOTTERS!!
We thank you all for thinking of us when
you see plates and sending them to us!!!

GETABRA, Get a Bra
This cracked us up.  Their peep followed the car into a parking lot. 
BANYAN
Thanks to our buddies at Sometimes Cats Herd You

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WGTOY!  
They think maybe the WG are the initials and Toy refers to
the truck being his toy!

Thanks to Frankie and Ernie
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Now for plates from our list

1. ITMYFIT on a Honda Fit

2. CRYS

3. IFX2THDK,  I fix tooth decay

Mom saw this at her dentist's office

4. RACERSX on a Porsche

5.E@$T, East

6. ART4GOOD, Art for good

7. DAWGRIDE, Dog ride

8.GEMBAB, *

9. ROLRSK8T, Roller Skate

10. GOTMUSIC, GOT MUSIC

11. AUCH AYE, 

car had a New Zealand sticker on it

12. PNNX

car had a Tennis first plate on it so a tennis term maybe

13. BLIMPS2

14. @VIPARTY, A VIP Party

15. NEVRQUIT, Never quit

16. STASH

17. YVELLE*

18. 2ON2PUTT, Two on to Putt (play golf)

19. SMINI, State Mini

on a NCSU state plate

20. WANAGOLF, Want to golf

21.WUFHOO

NCSU AND UVA FAN

22.GRAVYBOY, odd for a plate

23. HAPPY HAT

24. THANKMA

25. X4 PEACE

26. FONDA*

27. 1027PRL*

28. SNDTRAP, Sand Trap

29. MEEOWW2, Meow too

or the have two Cats

30. DR.H

on an I Care animal plate probably a vet

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