GOOD MORNING
I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW EXCITED I AM TO BE
PAWTICIPATING IN MY FIRST EVER
BACK TO SCHOOL BASH, AS A
VISITING LECTURER IN
NAPPING 101
IT IS A ONE DAY EVENT THAT WILL TAKE PLACE IN
ALL OF BLOGVILLE ON SEPTEMBER 12...
EACH HUMAN, KITTY, PUPPY, GUINEA PIG, BIRD, DONKEY, CRAB, FISH...yada yada yada will be posting their pre-registration up until September 11.
Since it is just a one day workshop and space is limited, you must be pre-registered.
Below you will find a course syllabus for
NAPPING 101
This course will offer insight into the science of napping,
the environment needed to produce the best nap,
and different napping techniques and how to best
keep interlopers from disturbing your naps.
Course outline
1. How to avoid interruptions
2. Sleeping environment
LUNCH BREAK
3. Sleeping positions
4. Proper Stretching
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Visiting Lecturer
Ms. Madi(son) Diva Cat
Cell #: 1-888-228-6277
(1-888-cat-naps)
Cell #: 1-888-228-6277
(1-888-cat-naps)
recently received her PhD in SoN (science of napping)
from the Institute of Feline Studies and Technology (IFST).
Prior to receiving her PhD, she was self taught in the art of napping. Thus she has practical and scientific expertise in the
field.
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Pre-registration for this course will be open from
12:00am today, (8/27/12) until 11:59 pm tonight (8/27/12)
Pre-registration for this course will be open from
12:00am today, (8/27/12) until 11:59 pm tonight (8/27/12)
Please leave your name in the comment section if you would like to be pre-registered.
Students only have to show up for class
I will take care of everything...(including discipline when necessary)!! MOL
After pre-registration closes, I will make up my class roll.
Thank you and I look forward to seeing you on
September 12, 2012.
Sincerely,
Ms. Madi(son) Diva Cat, PhD, SoN
Students only have to show up for class
I will take care of everything...(including discipline when necessary)!! MOL
After pre-registration closes, I will make up my class roll.
Thank you and I look forward to seeing you on
September 12, 2012.
Sincerely,
Ms. Madi(son) Diva Cat, PhD, SoN
We are a little bit early fur registration, but definitely want to hear your lecture on Napping. Don't hold it against us if we nod off during class. MOL! Happy Monday, sweet Madi. XOXOXO from Prancer Pie.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure Nina really needs any help in napping, but I will sign her up for your class anyway.
ReplyDeleteCindy
You are well qualified for this.
ReplyDeleteBlessings,
Goose
Since both of us are now officially adult kitties, perhaps we should sign up for this class.
ReplyDeleteWe're so happy you're able to join us in celebrating Brulee's first birthday!
I think Simba could do with some napping instruction, especially how to snooze in the heat :)xx
ReplyDeleteMadi, I am so excited and would be proud to be in your class. Please register me and let me know if I need to bring any supplies such as pillow, blanket. Will we be practicing naps as part of the class??
ReplyDeleteI can't wait.
Loveys Sasha
p.s. this is my first back to school also
We did not realize you had such impressive credentials Madi. We are always interested in improving our education so sign us up if you have room for all six of us. Make that seven, Bob wants to come too.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
and Bob
Dearest Madi, we definitely want to sign up for your class. Our mum is forever interrupting our precious nap time and we need tips on how to avoid her doing so! Can't wait!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Bronson, Pepper, and Mum
I will be there!!!
ReplyDeleteWe will be there too Madi. Have a great Monday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Oh Madi, please pre-register us. We really want to take this excellent course. We need some pointers on how to sleep. LOL. Are we allowed to bring the darn humans?? They are the ones that need training. This is such a good idea. Take care.
ReplyDeleteyou can sign me up but i think Baby girl could teach some lessons in napping. she sleeps 20 out of 24 hours. she has the art of napping down very well, but maybe you could teach one lesson oh how to wake up once in a while.
ReplyDeleteProfessor DIVA Madi(son)... Ernie and I respectfully request that our Registration be accepted fur your Napping 101. Do we have to BRING our OWN Lunch or will we be able to go out to the Awsome Possum Pizza food truck?
ReplyDeleteGosh, a Diva with degrees. It's hard keeping up with you Professor Madi. Look forward to your class!
ReplyDeleteWith all my football stuff I don't know if I will be able to attend....however, it does sound like fun!
ReplyDeleteOh please sign me up! Dr. Madi's lecture sounds wonderfur!
ReplyDeleteDefinitely sign me up! I can always learn more about the great art of napping.
ReplyDeleteHello Beautiful Ones! Yes, the madness of classes has started but I am back in the house and doing fine! Please sign me up , but I would like double the course in napping.
ReplyDeleteMadi, you make an excellent teacher.
ReplyDeleteYou will be the best lecturer for the course, Madi! :)
ReplyDeleteBut of course I will register for your class! I just hope I can stay awake for your lecture ...bawahahahahaha! I'll definitely get an A in this class.
ReplyDeleteYour pal, Pip
Sign us up! Will there be a Q & A on Peep Discipline and Awarding Demerits?
ReplyDeleteHave bed - will travel. Love to take naps with my Daddy. Can always use a refresher course. Trudy
ReplyDeleteCan't WAIT!
ReplyDeleteNora
We would love to sign up, and we hope we don't decide to play hookie:)
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
WOW! This sure sounds like a great school! I a taking lots of naps in our car. My biggest problem, is when Dad hits the rumble strips! I jump right up!Sure hope I can learn how to handle that!
ReplyDeleteLovies, your BFFF, Miss Mindy
This sounds like a subject we would be interested in studying. Would you sign us up please Madi.
ReplyDeleteWell this sounds like a great subject we would be greatly interested in.
ReplyDeletepurrs
>^,,^<
✿•*¨`*•. ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥✿•*¨`*•.
We think we're ready for advanced napping...seriously!
ReplyDeleteMadi,
ReplyDeleteSign us both up!
Woofs and Licks,
Maggie Mae and Max
Looks like a great course, definitely sign up the boys!!!!
ReplyDeleteNapping course...
ReplyDeleteI really love it!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza
Great class Madi,
ReplyDeleteSign me and Addy up ok?
wags
Jazzi and Addy
Woof! Woof! I'm a Golden Expert in Napping so I'm IN. Remind us please as we want to do a napping post (Oh 8/12 its Wednesday ... perfect). Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteOh Oh Oh can I be the teachers pet????
ReplyDeleteThanks for being a friend
Sweet William The Scot