Words on Wednesday from Ernie da Dachshund

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I, Ernie the retired Attorney, have a bone to chew with Mom.
Without prior approval on Monday, my dear sweet devoted Mom, turned my toy bin topsy turvy,

 As she examined them, she said disgusting things like they are covered petrified squirrel snot aka dried Dachshund Slobber.  They look like molded week old bread aka it was really dusty in my bin.  In my opinion, they had just become acceptable to play with. But no she tossed them into the trash…washed out my toy bin.  Added some Halloween toys to the mix….  

Friends from years gone by, will remember how much Mom dislikes 

Snow Freaks ⛄ or anything with Snow❆in it. 

I think the fitting revenge for this uncalled act of treason, will be to place an order with Chewy asking them to charge all toys snow related to Mom's Fleasa card.

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I, Ernie, unlike my Mom, give Mz. Sea Seal Ya prior approval to post this

It is BRILLIANTLY  I give it 4 🐾🐾 paws up and my full approval for posting ❗🐾.    And I thank you for your support of me over this horrendous event.  

    SINCERELY,

      Ernie 🐾💙🐾

Ernie you know I always have your back and am available to lift your vertically challenged spirits.

Love 

Mz. Sea Seal Ya**

If you don't read Dachshund-nese,  **aka Ms. Cecilia

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What do you all think

Has your mom ever done this to you?

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