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I, Ernie the retired Attorney, have a bone to chew with Mom.
Without prior approval on Monday, my dear sweet devoted Mom, turned my toy bin topsy turvy,
Without prior approval on Monday, my dear sweet devoted Mom, turned my toy bin topsy turvy,
As she examined them, she said disgusting things like they are covered petrified squirrel snot aka dried Dachshund Slobber. They look like molded week old bread aka it was really dusty in my bin. In my opinion, they had just become acceptable to play with. But no she tossed them into the trash…washed out my toy bin. Added some Halloween toys to the mix….
Friends from years gone by, will remember how much Mom dislikes
Snow Freaks ⛄ or anything with Snow❆in it.
I think the fitting revenge for this act of treason, will be to place an order with Chewy asking them to charge all toys snow related to Mom's Fleasa card.
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I, Ernie, unlike my Mom, give Mz. Sea Seal Ya prior approval to post this
It is BRILLIANTLY worded. I give it 4 🐾🐾 paws up and my full approval for posting ❗🐾. And I thank you for your support of me over this horrendous event.
SINCERELY,
Ernie 🐾💙🐾
Ernie you know I always have your back and am available to lift your vertically challenged spirits.
Love
Mz. Sea Seal Ya**
If you don't read Dachshund-nese, **aka Ms. Cecilia
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What do you all think
Has your mom ever done this to you?
Please leave your answer in the comments.
Well, you have certainly lifted my spirits with this :))) A big hug and a thank you from me xox
ReplyDeleteErnie, it took a long time for you to get those in the perfect condition you wanted. Now you have to start all over again!
ReplyDeleteI have a Batty too, Ernie! The last time mom dumped my toys and washed everything was when I was having my neuter surgicals.
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ReplyDeleteDearest Ernie (Esq. rtd.)
First I must express my delight at having news from you after so many years.
Secondly, but impawtantly, I fully support your outrage at this unprecedented ambush upon your well-established toy assortment. The wummin must have had a spring attack or summat. I mean, does she really think all those orange things are a proper substitute?
Thirdly, you go for it on the Big A with her Fleasa and see just how many snowfreaky things you can get before she finds out! I hope you will repawt back to us via Mz Sea-seal-ya a.s.a.p.
Yours Lovingly and with hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
Poor Ernie.
ReplyDeleteErnie you look like a pup that needs box full of fresh toys. And yes they should be of your choosing. I guess your mom will just have to learn to live with snowflakes.
ReplyDeleteSo sorry to read this Ernie. The basket of toys that Gibbs has includes toys from the dog before him and lots of scraggly looking things
ReplyDeleteOur mom is sad when a toy has to go and it has to be to the point of being dangerous or we get to keep it. Thanks for the reminder for Mom to get out the Halloween toys.
ReplyDeleteHi Ernie! It's so good to hear from you. I can't believe your mom ditched all those toys and only replaced them with four new ones. You need a lot more toys to fill your bin again.
ReplyDeleteSheesh...the NERVE of your Mama! Our toys sometimes "mysteriously" disappear....we are now wondering if our Mama has also been throwing them away!!!
ReplyDeleteAt least you got some cute Halloween toys out of the deal...
xoxo,
Rosy & Sunny
Oh dear ~ some days are like that ~ but you have some fun Halloween toys ~ I only get them at Xmas ~ hugs.
ReplyDeletean artist reflects
Oops ~ hugs to you Cecilia and Angel Madi ~ xo
ReplyDeleteI think this is my second time to see Ernie. It's nice to see you, Ernie! You are going to have to work something out with your Mom and your toys. But the Halloween pumpkins look like fun. And I am thinking you are going to get more toys which is good and you can get them all slobbered up and just right :)
ReplyDeleteYou're most handsome, Ernie. Sometimes the slobbery toys need attention. You made me smile.
ReplyDeleteThank you for joining the Wordless Wednesday Blog Hop.
Have a fabulous Wordless Wednesday. Love and hugs to you and Kit and scritches to all the kitties. A treat for Ernie. ♥
Ernie, I have to say, your post had me laughing! I can totally sympathize with the betrayal of finding your favorite toys tossed aside. It’s a universal tragedy for anyone attached to their “friends” (even if they’re squeaky or slobbery). Your plan for playful revenge on the “Snow Freaks” is perfectly mischievous definitely the right Dachshund approach. As for me, I can’t claim to have been personally toy-bin sabotaged, but I’ve seen plenty of “oops” moments where someone’s favorite things got tossed or reorganized without permission, and I know the indignation that follows. Your post really captures that mix of humor, outrage, and clever plotting 4 paws up indeed.
ReplyDeleteernie…oh em cod…thatz like a crime gainst dawg toyz EVEREE WEAR…eye bee thinkin ewe knead ta call de pet store and ask for dee liveree on one oh each toy they haz, give em yur momz charge card number…and get sum canned goodz while yur at it 💛🤎🧡‼️🐶🐶 de bat iz prette pawsum tho 😸‼️
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