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Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Court is in Session: Sarge Case 001: Docket 001A

ALL RISE
Here Come da Judge Madi 
JUDGEY WIGGY BY PUDDLES D. RAINWATER

On Friday 10 May 2013 at 06:00 am
Blogville's Top Cop,
SARGE

was accused of a crime and wrongfully stripped of his 
Top Cop Status by his assistant aka The Hands
Please click here to read all about it.
Beclaws you all will be our Jury...

As Mayor of Blogville I immediately sent this reply:

FIRSTLY, WE ARE PLEASED AS PUNCH TO TELL YOU Shelldon, Beachnut and Oceana  aka the Crabby Girls WERE HIDING IN THEIR CRAB--I-TAT WHEN 
THE HANDS 
WERE SUPPOSEDLY INJURED AND PLAYED NO PART IN THIS INJUSTICE.
SECONDLY, ANY AND ALL changes in my mayoral cabinet requires court action...I see/smell a session of the highest court in Blogville coming into session. 

Note to The Hands: all beings are innocent until proven guilty. And you do not have jurisdiction

in  
North Carolina!!!!  
SO SEEK COVER IN SOME DEEP
POCKETS, OH AND PS HANDS
TALK TO THE  PAW THE JUDGE AIN'T LISTENING

Uncle Frankie and I will convene lickety split and advise

Note to Sarge: Do not say another word or make a peep until you have legal representation.

Sincerely submitted,
Judge/Mayor Madi (D) Cat, 
        



          Witness for the Defendant:
To WHOM it may concern
          From: Frankie Mayor Emertius 
 Re:  Sarge Top Cop of Blogville has been framed
ImPawper Work Stoppage and Interference with OUR LIVES and Blogville Bidness.
                (It has been rumored that Sarge's PEEPs are removing him from his Pawsition as Chief of Pawlice. However, THAT was ONLY REPORTED to be teh case.)
Be it known that Sarge, Chief of Blogville Pawlice, has been Accused and SENTENCED without benefit of council or Pawper Trial by his PEERS.     
   Such action is not to be Tolerated.    Not to mention ILL EAGLE.   
 (HIS) Peeps , nor any OTHER peep, hold  ANY authority in Blogville.   
        Some fear that this may be an attempted CREW STATION  overthrow of Blogville's GUM MINT.  This will NOT be Tolerated.   Many believe that a certain group of Crew Stations... might have been under the influence of FURmented Coconut Juice.   Others feel that Said Crew Stations may be getting a bit TOO BIG fur their Shells. 

 Plantiff Rebuttal:  

The Hands here to set the record straight.   No crabby girls were involved in the de-commissioning of Sarge COP.   He done did this to himself all by himself. 
One Hand did not bleed, but was definitely bitten.    Sarge is most definitely and officially DOG-HOUSED until further notice.  Can't be a COP while on such a short leash.  That's a Hands joke!  LOL
The Hands took Sarge's blog and COP job from him.   He'll get the blog back after The Hand stops throbbing, but the COP job is gone for good.   The Blogville PD is most assuredly a NO BITING HANDS zone.  
Poor Shelldon, Beachnut and; Oceana were as stunned as you.  LOL


I, Judge Madi, will present a closing statement:  We ask the citizens of Blogville to examine the charge on Sarge's Blog, Mayor Emertius Frankie's assessment of said Crime by said The HandsThink long and hard on these questions: Were THE HANDS
in a place they were not suppose to be doing something illegal?  Had The Hands just finished eating bacon strips?  Were The Hands flaying about in conversation...causing Sarge to think they were about to land on his head?  And last but surely not least maybe The hand's nails needed a manicure and Sarge was just trying to help...

Once you have decided please feel free to leave your comments here followed by 
Guilty or Not Guilty.   
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Judge Madi will be in deliberations all day
WEDNESDAY, 15 MAY 2013
RETURNING ON THURSDAY, 16 MAY 2013
WITH HER DECISION
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The Majority RULES here in Blogville


RESPECTFULLY SUBMITTED
15 MAY 2013, 12:00AM
Judge Madi (D) Cat aka 
Hot Blonde Chick in the Judgey Wiggy


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54 comments:

  1. We say, "Not Guilty"! You however, sweet Madi, are guilty of lookin pawsitively fetching in that wig! Have a great Wednesday. XOXOXO from your main mancat, Prancer Pie.

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  2. Not Guilty!!!! Set Sarge Free


    Loveys Sasha

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  3. What a gross Miss Carriage of justice.
    NOT GUILTY!
    Sarge should be set free!

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
    Georgia and Adam

    PS, you look most fetching in your wig Mayor Madi.

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  4. I agree ..... NOT GUILTY.

    Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

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  5. We, the un-by-assed Commissioners of Everything Downunder, and occasional accidental hand biters when treats and competition is involved..declare a verdict of 'Not Guilty'.

    We do not feel the the HANDS have provided enough evidence of the incident AND 'throbbing' is a subjective term and can be fraudulent! just sayin'.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & roxy

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  6. NOT GUILTY... think it was only an unfortunate series of events, The Hands were on wrong place at the wrong time. I trust in your wise adjudication Judge Madi. btw: you look great with your blonde wig - that's not an attempted bribery - just a compliment for a beautiful kitty

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  7. Not Guilty the squirrels did and framed Sarge. Loving you wig Madi. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  8. Oh come on, can no one take a joke?! KC bites my Mums all the time, it's just how she expresses herself....or something. NOT GUILTY. Deccy x

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  9. NOT GUILTY! We all know how crazy the peeps can be, especially when they are just "hands" and don't have the rest of their bodies attached to them.

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  10. Not Guilty. We think if the teeth made contact with the hand it was in a play way, like bitey face. There is no picture of this crime and the Hand admits no blood.

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  11. Not guilty.....probably the hand smelled of some tasty treat and poor starving sarge just couldn't contain himself. It is tough being in charge of the police force....sarge has to be a lean mean fighting machine and sometimes hunger just over rides common sense. I am sure the hand smelled of donuts and we all know how much the police love donuts...right?

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  12. Not guilty.

    Nice wig Marilyn...ooops sorry, Madi!

    Wally & Sammy

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  13. NOT GUILTY, NOT GUILTY, NOT GUILTY....One from each of us including a PEEP, does the Mommy's vote count?

    Just Us Texas Dachsies

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  15. Oh, Mayoress Madi, darling we are so grateful for your assistance for Sarge! We crabby girls each have six long gorgeous legs, you know, so we would like to raise 18 votes for not guilty. Would you be a dear and allow that in your magestic court? Thank you so very much for your super support of our Sarge.
    Little Pinches,
    Shelldon, Beachnut, Oceana

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  16. Love the little pinches. We know you are innocent Sarge. Hope it all works out for ya.

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  17. Why was this frivolous case even brought to trial? It is so clear and obvious that Sarge, Top Cop, is innocent, Not guilty,wrongly accused of malicious hand biting mayhem. I still suspect that somehow an evil squirrel (or a whole pack of them) is some how behind all of this. Not that Sarge has that super Squirrel Crime Fighting Kit they are running scared and have plotted to removal of Sarge, thus helping them gain a foothold in our fair city. By finding Sarge guilty you will only bring destruction and fear to each citizen of Blogville. Again I say NOT GUILTY.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  18. After review of all the evidence, Muffin and I vote NOT GUILTY!!

    First of all, there were NO witnesses to the supposed crime. There were NO video cameras that could be reviewed, there was NO blood so DNA was NOT tested.

    You know what they say.... If the glove don't fit.... Oh sorry, that's the wrong case!

    Mayor Madi because there is truly NO evidence in this case, only word of mouth from the Hand, you MUST, by the Laws of your State, find Sarge INNOCENT!

    FREE OUR COP, FREE OUR COP, FREE OUR COP...

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  19. Your honor, judge madi... Not guilty.

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  20. I, Ranger, so cutely swear (Mom doesn't like me to swear), that Sarge is the Best Boss that I have ever had. Then again… I've only had one. He is patient with me, as I am young and it still get too excited about things and sometime play when I'm supposed to be on duty. An then there was that time when I danced with every girl at Madam Mayor's Inaug Ball, instead of doing my security duty… oh… maybe I should shut up now. Anyways… Sarge has be very patient and kind to me. He is firm, a good instructor, and honest. He can also ride a pretty good surfboard. Oh… Oh… and he is tall which is important in a Police Chief.
    Even if he might have accidentally nipped the HAND… everyones deserves another chance. If I didn't get 2nd chances…. I'd be in the doghouse all the time.
    Wags,
    Your little JPO Ranger

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  21. Pees. And…. he lets me play with the siren when we ride around in the copmobile. Woohoo. He's just the BESTEST!

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  22. Pees. And you look very pretty today, your Judgest.

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  23. Dip says she makes it her policy to bite everyone in the family at regular intervals just so they don't forget who's boss, BOL!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  24. Having read the statement by The Hands we declare Sarge Not Guilty. Come on...he didn't even break the skin. It sound more like a pinch than a bite. How can we be certain that one of the crabby girls didn't cause the Hands harm?

    Respectfully submitted,

    Millie & Walter

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  25. Can I go and get me some pizza now from Sasha's food truck? All dis testifying makes a pup hungry.
    Wags,
    Ranger

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  26. Mayor Madi, please tell your assistant she forgot to link THE HANDS to the other post, therefore I can not make a judgment call, but i have without benefit of reading said post, stating that Sarge is Innocent. be advised, i was contacted by ABC to say they will consider a new Pawlice Show and name it Ill Eagles.....

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  27. THAT was the extend of the evidence against our illustrious Top Cop?! BAH!! That's pathetic. Particularly in light of all the STRONG character evidence in the defendant's favor, I am compelled to vote NOT GUILTY!!

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  28. Mayor Madi this is a complete waste of your magisterial time when you could be ridding the world of rats! Now we all know Sarge is framed in the worst way...and we find him not guilty. Make sure he doesn't get stuck paying his court costs also cos those can sure add up! DISMISS THE CASE WITH ALL COURT COSTS CHARGED TO THE STATE.
    FREE SARGE.
    sTella Rose

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  29. I Ernest von Schnitzel say NOT GUILTY.
    I Frankie Furter (E-MAYOR-A-Tis) say NOT GUILTY

    And NOW... WE say let's all RACE to Sasha's FOOD TRUCK fur some Foodables on STICKS..

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    1. Schnitzel? BOL, BOL, BOL.
      Oh… sorry abouts that your highness, honor, madam mayoress.
      I'll be quiet.

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  30. Cinderella, Scribbles, and Pigeon also all vote NOT GUILTY.

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  31. Your Mayorness, Sidebite here,Sarge is my Boss and he trained me, he is one of the bestest puppers in all of Blogville, he is inocent, not guilty, of these unfounded charges. He should be reinstated right now and released, or maybe I need to go and bite somebody, uh hands!

    Officer Sidebite & Susie

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  32. We agree that it was probably a case of THE HAND being in the wrong place at the wrong time!! NOT GUILTY!!!!

    Can we have some food on sticks now MOM!
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  33. Okays, furst: I, again, don't believes that Sarge bit the Hand. I thinks the Hand was dreamin' and hit the Hand on Sarges toothers. Then, SHOCKED by the Hand's daftness, the Hand blamed poor, innocent Sarge. Is it Sarge's fault the Hand did it??? NO! I say. NO!
    I say, in the name of Justice: NOT GUILTY!!!
    Second: Is it time for Sasha's Pizza Truck???
    Kisses,
    Ruby
    pees: LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the wiggy Madi!!!

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  34. HEY... if we call you a HAWT Blonde Judgey Wig Wearin DIVA MAYORESS,,, Can we vote TWICE???

    NOT GUILTY... Just in case we CAN.

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  35. Excuse me your Honorness Mayor Madi "Get your squirrel on a stick" "Get your beer on a stick...right here"

    What Mayor Madi???

    I am sorry I didn't mean to interupt...sorry I was just trying to help.

    I apologize to the court...(whispering) get your pop tart on a stick

    Loveys Sasha

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    1. (whispering) I'll take a pop tart Sasha.
      Yummmmm,
      Ranger

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    2. There you go...oops sorry Sidebite...I really need to work on my throwing foodables

      Loveys Sasha

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  36. Your honor we agree NOT GUILTY!
    *purrs and hugs*

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  37. After reading the statements and evidence, I absolutely, totally, pawsitively, undeniably, withoutadoubtaly say Sarge is NOT GUILTY of the charges! Now - where's the snack wagon???????

    Kitty Hugs To Your Honor (if that's allowed of course)
    Sammy

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  38. sarge...we dunno ya veree well but after reedin de a bove statemints we finded ewe knot guiltee oh said charges...madi's MOM on de other paw......chalk.....

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  39. I know that there is no way that Sarge would do this. I mean he is the nicest cop dog that we know and would never go against the laws that he stands for! It must have been the squirrels, they are really sneaky!!
    SO me and Addi say....NOT quilty!!!

    wags
    Jazzi and Addi

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  40. Madam Mayoress Madi, dear your court day has gone fabulously well! We crabby girls are so very grateful for your leadership. We will be so very anxiously awaiting your official verdict. And, darling, you are stunning in your wig. So very chic and fashionable!
    Little Pinches,
    Shelldon, Beachnut, Oceana

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  41. Well of course that Sarge is innocent, he was with me at the time!

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  42. I find Sarge to be Not Guilty by reason of Awesomeness. Biting Daddy - I mean, biting the Hand - is just one of those things that happens. I mean, not that Sarge is guilty.... cause he no is... okays, now I takes my commentaries off the record *wipes sweat from brow* That was a close one!

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  43. Howdy Mates, sorry we're late, but definitely Not Guilty. There wasn't any blood so it must've just been a game! No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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