Madi and Mom

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Thursday, May 16, 2013

THE VERDICT: SARGE vs THE HANDS


HEAR YE HEAR YE BLOGVILLE COURT IS NOW
IN SESSION ALL RISE
THE HONORABLE 
HOT CHICK IN A BLONDE WIG
JUDGE MADI PRESIDING

OH MY WORD THE RESPONSES TO OUR VERY FIRST 
DAY IN COURT WERE ASTOUNDING.
I, MADI, AND SARGE ARE HUMBLED BY YOUR
OUTPOURING OF SUPPORT!!!! 

I WAS ONLY ABLE TO LEAVE A FEW COMMENTS 
(TODAY MY ASSISTANT HAD AN AFTERNOON OF MEETINGS 
REGARDING GRANDMA'S CARE).



 YESTERDAY AFTERNOON I PULLED OUT
MY REFERENCE BOOK AKA THE DIVA BOOK


 I JUMPED FOR JOY WHEN I READ
CHAPTER 5:  
HOW TO GET A FRIEND OUT OF 
THE WRONG HANDS 


I READ UNTIL MY EYES BECAME HEAVY
WHEN I AWOKE I HAD A DRINK
 AND SOME COD, SOLE, SHRIMP FANCY FEAST
(DID YOU KNOW FISH IS BRAIN FOOD)

I REMINDED MYSELF HOW A LONE I FELT THE LAST TIME I WAS CONFINED TO MY JAIL  

I PUT ON MY Superior softness Judgey THINKING hat

SARGE DECIDED HE WOULD 
COME INDOGNITO IN CASE HE HAD 
TO MAKE A RUN FOR HIS FREEDOM


I MEOWED FOR THE BAILIFF
TO CALL THE COURT TO ORDER
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I LOOKED OUT INTO THE COURT ROOM  TO FIND
THE HANDS 
WAVING AND  CAUSING ALL KINDS OF COMMOTION
I TOLD THEM THE BETTER FIND SOME
POCKETS TO HIDE IN OR THEY WOULD BE IN HELD IN
CONTEMPT OF COURT


FAMILY, FRIENDS, PEERS AND SUPPORTERS OF SARGE WERE EVERYWHERE...QUIETLY HOLDING
FREE SARGE SIGNS.
I DECIDED THE VERDICT WAS AS PLAIN
AS THE PINK NOSE ON MY FACE..AND
THERE WAS NO USE IN DRAWING IT OUT
SO WITHOUT FURTHER HESITATION
I DECLARE
SARGE 

IS
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THE HANDS WHINED LIKE BABIES
 (I ASKED THEM IF THEY WANTED SOME CHEESE WITH THEIR WHINE) 

ALL OF SARGE'S FRIENDS WERE JUMPING FOR
JOY AND SOMEHOW THEY SMASHED THE HANDS

I THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR EXCELLENT TESTIMONY
IN SARGE'S DEFENSE ON THIS DAY 
OF 16 MAY 2013 DECLARE THE TRIAL
OVER AND DONE AND HOPE TO NEVER HEAR FROM 
THE HANDS
AGAIN
SINCERELY 
JUDGEY MADI (D) CAT
WHEW THIS WIG IS HOT 


43 comments:

  1. Obviously the only verdict there could have been! We think you are a very fair and just judge. And I still think you are rockin that wig! Have a happy Thursday, sweet Madi. XOXO from your bestest mancat, Prancer Pie.

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  2. Here Here......
    The only possible decision.....

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  3. We knew justice would be found for Sarge, Madi!
    You look cute in the blonde wig BTW.
    Hugs and sniffs,
    Kathy and Molly

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  4. Yahoooo!! Madi, I knew you would be fair and just, this is a pawfect outcome. Thank you for your excellent skills. I am proud to serve you Mayor Madi. Now Possum Pizza all around


    Loveys Sasha

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  5. Hey Hot Chick in blonde wig, er, we mean Honorable Mayor Madi. Yipee! Sarge is free.
    We knew you would be fair and unbiased in your decision.
    Now we are going to get some of that Possum Pizza before it's all gone.

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
    Adam and Georgia

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  6. Thats great news and we say DOWN with the Hands!!!

    wags
    Jazzi and Addi

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  7. Hip, hip, Aroooooo! Justice has been served in Blogville.

    BUT will the HANDS bide by the decision. We feel this isn't over.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

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  8. Sarge is innocent. We knew it. Now is he out of the dog house? Have a terrific Thursday. Good luck with Grandmas' care.
    Best wishes Molly

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  9. Yaahoooo. That's the best decision ever. Maybe Sarge and The Hand should shake and let bygones be bygones. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

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  10. Hot Diggity Dawg Wots fantasmagorikal nu's butts it wos da onli outcome reelly.
    Yippee fur Sarge Justice is served

    Lovs
    Da K Krew
    x x x x x

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  11. Excellent job Judge Madi!
    Wally & Sammy

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  12. Wow, that is so exciting that Sarge has been declared 'Not Guilty'. Wonderful news. Bet Sarge is very happy. Take good care.

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  13. Mayor Madi, we are so glad to see that you are a fair and balanced Judge. You are right... It was the only possible outcome for this case. There was just NO evidence at all. Thank Dog that Blogville is going to be safe once again!

    Sarge, you the man!

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

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  14. Wisdom, righteousness, fairness, common scene,judiciousness, justice, fairness, impartiality, have prevailed. Our Top Cop is back, and rightfully so. Mayor Madi n(Hot chick in a wig) you have proven that you can hear the details of a nasty cse and sort through the rubbish and come to a right decision.
    Blessings,
    Goose

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  15. A brilliant decision, Madi! We can learn so much from you!

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  16. Great news for Sarge! Madi, you made a very sage decision, we're impressed with your judicial knowledge and bearing.

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  17. Hooray for Sarge, the court is so very wise!!!

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  18. We knew Sarge would be vindicated and are glad the Hands are giving in.

    Millie & Walter

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  19. so now we know how you are so smart and wise, eating all that brain food must be the reason. I totally agree with your decision...

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  20. Arrrrrrrrrrroooooooo!
    Thank you Major/Judge Madi.
    Wags,
    Ranger

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  21. An excellent decision Madi. You are so smart and that is why we look up to you in your mayoress capacities. And you look damn fine as a blonde.

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  22. YAY for Sarge YAY for the Judge! Hope the guy who was in "Dognito" is happy now :o) I guessed it: blondes have more fun ...

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  23. Yay for Sarge, and Madi you are the best judge effer :) Hope all is well at home xx0xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  24. Oh, you wonderful darling Mayoress Madi! We crabby girls we certain that you would come down on the proper side of this. The support from you and all of Blogville has been tremendous and we can report that Sarge is TOTALLY THRILLED BEYOND THRILLED! Thanks to you and all of our friends!
    Little Pinches,
    Shelldon, Beachnut, Oceana

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  25. You rule wisely Madi! Go Judge Madi!

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  26. Justice is SERVED!! Can't wait to see Sarge back on duty! Let's all adjourn to Sasha's pizza truck for a celebratory dinner!

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  27. Yay for not guilty.... Very nice recounting of the court proceedings.

    Have a great day.

    hugs, Bugsy and Knuckles

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  28. Oh Your Honorable Diva Mayoress/Judge Madi, I just KNEW justice would be served!! (hopefully with some chicken and beers, butts I digress...)
    YEA SARGE!!!! We've gots our TOP COP BACK!!! YEA!!!
    I am sooooo proud of your Honors judgement.
    Now.....
    Where's that possom pizza??????
    Kisses,
    Ruby

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  29. Hooray! Thank dogness the voice of sanity has prevailed :)
    You are totally rocking that wig Madi.
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

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  30. madi...two bad yur mom canna be finded de same verdict with de hole chalk isssue huh

    N yes, ewe iz total lee rite..fish IZ brain food...look at uz.....we getted strait A's
    in skewl for lunch brake....

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  31. A very sound judgement Madi. But then we expected no less.
    Toodle pip!
    Bertie.
    PS Between friends, I hope you don't mind me saying this, but you do look, well, a little peculiar in that wig....

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  32. We are so glad, well Bites is a little depressed, cause he stayed up all night chewing on a bone so he would have sharpm teeh and good muscle tone to bite the Hand and free Sarge!

    The Mad Scots

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  33. Ah, the sweet smell of justice! In case you didn't know, Mom has a degree in Criminal Justice and she said this case was handled Pawfectly! Thanks Judge Hot-Chick-In-A-Blonde-Wig.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  34. Well done on the dishing out the excellent justice Madi :-)

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  35. Justice is served Your Honor Madi!

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  36. Great Judgement Madi!
    Me has nots been around much as Mommy has been so furry busy. We has been reading though.
    Thanks for coming to my birthday pawty! It would not has been the same without yous!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  37. Madi you were so smart and ponderous no wonder you were able to make the right decision today.
    Purrs and sniffs
    Willow

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  38. OH MAYORESSNESS Diva Cougar Madi,
    WE were Sooooooooo thrilled to hear your VERDICT. YEA!! We S O S'ed our Top Cop... and put the HANDS in their Place.

    BLOGVILLE ROCKS...

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  39. Yahoo!! Great job...Juctice has been served.
    Our COP is back!!!

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