Monday, May 13, 2013

Meet My Cabinet: Sarge and The Crabby Girls

Sarge Top Cop of Blogville
Sarge's Human Grandma is Frankie and Ernie's mom


Shelldon and Beachnut
Photo by Top cop's Mom
Photo by Top Cop's Mom
 Crabsters in Residence were feeling a little Crabby on interview
day but thankfully they agreed to a Photo shot.

Hello, Mayor Madi.  First, let me say that it's my honor to continue to serve as Blogville's Chief of Police.   Shelldon, Beachnut and Oceana are all agog to be Blogville's Crabsters in Residence.  They think that's totally cool!  BOL

1. Please introduce yourself(selves), tell us your age and a special trait. 
My name is Sergeant, but most peeps spell it Sargeant, and most peeps and furiends call me Sarge.  BOL.  That's a ton easier!  I am 7 years old.  I am really a mutt with the shape of a German Shepherd, the fur of a Yellow Lab, but I'm smaller than either of those breeds.  Go figure.  Mutt is right!  BOL   My most unique trait is definitely my ink-blot tongue.  It's pink with black splotches like a cow.

2. If you had an alter ego, who would you like to be and why?
 If I could have an alter ego I would totally want to be Honk Kong Phooey, number one super guy!  Honk Kong Phooey, quicker than the human eye!  He's a really fun and cool superhero crime fighter.  For Pip's superhero party, I got to dress up like HKP.  It was a blast.   I have pictures of it and everything!

3.  What do you like best/least about where you live?

What I like bestest about my territory is that I have lots of critters to bash.  What I like least is that I have lots of critters to bash.  BOL   It's fun AND work!  I also love the fact that I have a creek, a river and a lake all nearby.  Great for going swimmie.

4. Who are some peeps/furiendfs you'd like to meet and why?
My Mom keeps shouting "Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi".  Now, I don't know what that's all about, but since it obviously isn't BonE Jovi, I'm not interested.  I would really liked to have met Mango in the furs.  He was such a funny and sweet furiend.  I would like to meet Lorenza in the furs.  She's so very pretty and the crabby girls are very interested in talking fashion with her.

5. If you could give one piece of random advice what would it be?
Well, never licking a toad or an icicle comes to mind.  Definitely never jump out of a moving canoe.  That gets everyone all sorts of upset and everyone gets more wet than they intended.

6. What do you do for fun?
 For fun I have my favorite stick and I really love to go swimmie.  The crabby girls have all sorts of projects and adventures like their sandcastles, dinosaur park, speedway, etc.  Those girls are always up to something crazy and fun in their crabitat.

7.  What is the first thing you do each morning?
 LICK MY DAD'S PILLOW!   Usually the minute he closes the bathroom's a mad dash to the bed.  BWAR HAR HAR
8. What is the first thing you notice about a new furiend?
Are they funny?!?

9.  Tell us how you came to live in your family and how you got your name?
My Mom had a much beloved golden retriever, and when he crossed the rainbow bridge, Dad took her to the local shelter to adopt a pooch.  I was the quietest pup in a new litter freshly weened.   They scooped me right up and took me home.  My Dad had just been promoted to Sergeant in the county sheriff's department and they could tell immediately that I had law enforcement potential.  They named me Sarge sorta like when peeps call their son Junior.

10.  What is your absolute favorite food?
I'm crazy about pizza bones!

Bonus:  There have been lots of wild crime stories in Blogville, but one of my favorites was a rotten tree rat who had stolen a pair of tennis shoes.  He thought he was going to get away with it when he ran into the woods at night.   Too bad the shoes were those light-up kind and every step led me right to him!  Oh, BWAR HAR HAR was he ever surprised!
Shelldon, Beachnut and ; Oceana here:  We are all three Caribbean (or purple pincher) Hermit Crabs.  Sarge calling us his crabby girls always makes us giggle.  That's just our species, we rarely get grouchy.  Our lives are full of excitement and variety, so we're pretty happy girls.  Sarge would never want to admit that he has a touchy tummy!  Teeheehee   He gets the pukies really easily and sometimes his tummy gurgles and whistles and squeeks and rumbles.  When this happens, it gets really LOUD.  It actually kinda scares him.   We can hear it clear in the next room!  Teeheehee

Madi here:  Sarge tireless worked to make the mayoral office and  renovated  police station purrfect for me before I became mayor and I thank him!!

Thanks so much, Madi, for doing this interview series!
Grr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Little Pinches,
Shelldon, Beachnut & Oceana

If you have not met Sarge, Shelldon, Beachnut and Oceana click here
When you visit Sarge, ask him what he calls his grand peeps?!  Mom thinks it is hilarious!!!


  1. Love Love our Chief of police. I keep hearing rumbling that he will be forced out at the end of the month. Madi can you get to the bottom of this. If that happens the squirrels will surely try to take over with out our top cop. And those crabby girls always make me smile.

  2. What a grreat interview! I love learning the stories of how peeps get their names.

  3. Love the interview. We love Sarge (and the crabby girls), we hope he manages to get a good lawyer to get out of his latest predicament. Blogville will not be the same. We know we've got Bites and Ranger in the wings, but they just don't have the experience yet.

    XXXOOO Daisy, Bella & Roxy

  4. Howdy Mates, grreat interview with Sarge and the Crabby Girls. We loved hearing about how he came to live with his family. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

  5. With Sarge on duty we know everyone in Blogville will be safe and the bad guys should watch out. We really enjoyed reading the interview with Sarge and the Crabby Girls. We will have to go over and say hello and see what kind of trouble Sarge has gotten into.

    Kitty Kisses,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
    Georgia and Adam

  6. Another great interview, Madi! We love how Sarge has his handcuffs at-the-ready.

    Hope you have a super Monday. XOXOXO from your bestest mancat, Prancer Pie.

  7. Good morning Mayor Madi mate. Sarge is one helluva guy isn't he?! I'm honoured to call him my friend too. I hope all is well with you and the peeps. Your big tall pal, Deccy x

  8. It was nice to meet Sarge and hear all about what he likes to do.
    Those crabs are so cute - Mum says we have crabby girls, but they're not crabs, ha!
    Dip Bridge and Elliot x

  9. So nice to see Sarge having an interview. He is really a top cop. Have a marvellous Monday Madi.
    Best wishes Molly

  10. Loving the handcuffs and truncheon. Sarge is so right for the job, he's fantastic xxooxx

    Mollie and Alfie

  11. What a great interview. Sarge, you sure sound like a funny cop. Glad you are on the cabinet since we know you will keep everything very straight. Hope all have a great day.

  12. You have the most entertaining cabinet, Madi!

  13. Great interview Madi, butt we're so worried about Sarge! Did you hear he bit the Hand and now he's in the dog house big time? We heard through the Blogvine that the Hand is going to make him step down from his VIP position. Oh Madi, you just have to stop this from happening! Stop the insanity of it all! Put your paw down! Maybe you should write the Hand an official letter on official Mayoress letterhead and seal it with an official paw print and send it to them. Without Sarge, there's gonna be a lot of trouble in Blogville and then we'll also have to watch out for looters in the new Pet Mall and the list of trouble will go on and on and on and on and on! We're so worried now that we even sleep with one eye open.


    Lily Belle & Muffin

  14. I am also owned by two mutts and mutts are my favorite breed. i must say Sarge is truly a handsome top cop and i vote he be made police commissioner with all his talents and wit. enjoyed the crabby crabs, have never seen these before... great interview Sarge and hugs from FL.

  15. Hello, Madam Mayor Madi, darling! You are such a dear to publish our interview. We crabby girls are all agog to be featured on your stylish blog and we are very proud to be included in your cabinet. We can report that Sarge is delighted too. We have whispered to him that there seems to be a movement afoot to aid him in his troubles. He knows he can count on you, Frankie and now Ranger as well. Such steadfast friends! We all send love to all of you.
    Little Pinches,
    Shelldon, Beachnut, Oceana

  16. Hello Mayor Madi - Sarge needs your help. He's in the doggie house. Please stop by my bloggie and let me know what we/you can do. I am very worried about my boss.
    Ranger (JPO)

  17. Totally brilliant interview. We would expect no less from Sarge*. And his crabby girls are really quite charming.
    Toodle pip!
    *Gail has taught me that it is important always to be polite to those involved in law enforcement, especially in the USA...

  18. Great interview Mayor Madi. To be like Honk Kong Phooey is a fabulous idea, but I haven't a bathrobe :o) I like Sarges Crabby grils very much, specially Oceana - she is beautiful. Have a wonderful Monday Madi&Mom

  19. What a great interview and such unique friends!

    Piggy kisses,
    Katie and Coccolino the mini pig

  20. Hilarious! That was a great interview.
    Benny & Lily

  21. Mayoressness MADIson, Your HONORABLENESS, PLEASE we MUST have a HEARING or COURT or SOMETHINGY like that...SOON (like WEDNESDAY) to help our beloved SARGE out. He can NOT be removabled from his CHIEF of the Blogville PAWlice Dept. in this hideous fashion.
    We mean REALLY, just look at the fine interview he just did. Is THAT the territory Mark of a Hand Biter? We don't think so.
    WEDNESDAY..... BLOGVILLE Will SPEAK!! Sarge WILL have his day in YOUR court. Just sayin!!!

  22. I love learning more about these crabby gals. Thank goodness they agreed to a picture on interview day. And we love Sarge, he's top dog fur sure!

  23. Sarge & the Girls are great and I loved learning more about them but the big problem is how is Blogville gonna defend our Top Cop? We have donated to his Bone Fund and I will be ready to be a character witness whenever needed..Time for action Mayor Madi

  24. sarge...dinosaur park !!! hay, due ewe noe Godzilla by any chance ! :)

    awesum interviews madi N way happee ta see yur mom leeved her chalk at home N dinna rite
    on sarge's floor


  25. I most definitely remember Sarge's costume at my superhero party!! He made a great HKP!!

    I like pizza bones, too. So I also just realized Sarge is a few years older than Frankie. Who knew!!!

    Your pal, Pip

  26. This guy sure sounds like a hoot! Ya sure he isn't to funny for his job?
    Have a nice day Mads!
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

  27. They are such a fun bunch, even the crabby ones seem very nice!

  28. lol....Hong Kong Phooey....I'm clueless!

  29. We are laffing our fur suits off here...Mommy says crabs are her relatives! Now we know why.

    What a great interview.

  30. We know Sarge! We even knew him before you had that inauguration bash.

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

    Pee Ess - The painting resumes tomorrow - UGH!

  31. We love Sarge, Shelldon, Beachnut and Oceana!!


  32. So nice to meet Sarge, what a fun guy and a sleuth, too!
    Now we have to go check to see what he calls "Grand Peeps", LOL
    Hugs and Sniffs,
    Kathy & Molly

    PEE SSS: Molly has her own blog now:

  33. Hi Madi what a fabulous interview with Sarge and you couldn't have picked a better Chief of police!

  34. It's always nice to learn more about members of your cabinet. We hope Sarge can get out of the dog house soon though. We won't feel safe until he is back to full duty.

    Millie & Walter

  35. We sure enjoyed meeting Sarge...and the crabby girls. We've never known crabs before.

  36. That was a wonderful interview and I am so happy to know more about Sarge and the Crabby Girls.

    Loveys Sasha

  37. Great interview Sarge and the crabby girls!!

    Jazzi and Addi

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